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Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4482	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:04:00 - [31] - Quote I nominate myself to be THE official catgirl of these DUST 514 Forums. I will teach life lessons to those poor mercs on how to treat women, and that New Eden is a harsh mistress. I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
General John Ripper 20309	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:05:00 - [32] - Quote Heart breaker nominated. Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
Duran Lex Fraternity of St. Venefice Amarr Empire 742	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:16:00 - [33] - Quote Sounds to me like he had 2 blueberries.... Har har
Criteria Shipment Dogs of War Gaming Zero-Day 830	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:23:00 - [34] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= Wow. Sad. I think we have websites that prove "beneficial" for those kinds of people. Goodbye, world! (püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4484	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:25:00 - [35] - Quote Duran Lex wrote: Sounds to me like he had 2 blueberries.... Har har Buh dum tshh I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
General John Ripper 20313	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:26:00 - [36] - Quote Criteria Shipment wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= Wow. Sad. I think we have websites that prove "beneficial" for those kinds of people. this Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
N1ck Comeau Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 2507	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:27:00 - [37] - Quote Why don't those men watch ** like all normal people should. If you run cloak and shotgun, you're a scrub Don't brick tank that scout, come on, get good. Proud member of RND**
Criteria Shipment Dogs of War Gaming Zero-Day 830	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:30:00 - [38] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Criteria Shipment wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= Wow. Sad. I think we have websites that prove "beneficial" for those kinds of people. this MUST...CLEAR...HISTORY...AND...CACHE. Goodbye, world! (püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4487	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:20:00 - [39] - Quote no one is sharing their stories D: I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
General John Ripper 20321	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:26:00 - [40] - Quote How I feel when ccp nerfs one of my guns Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.

Henrietta Unknown Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 148	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:36:00 - [41] - Quote Well... A blueberry HMG'ed my squad for fun 'cuz he thought it was pubs. It was FW.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2411	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:41:00 - [42] - Quote Kinda thirsty, too. pours glass with water calls girlfriend
Seymor Krelborn L.O.T.I.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 2017	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:48:00 - [43] - Quote congratulations on giving a nudge to women everywhere back to the 1940s.... this game makes me sad....
Zahle Undt Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn 1402	Posted - 2014.04.21 05:01:00 - [44] - Quote I usually am the stupid blueberry Their was this one time when I and other BCG members got hatemail from some kid because we were stomp using protogear because of our OP Exile ARs and Covenant suits. That guy had to be a newbberry even. No one has hit on my alt whose female (because technically she's the wife's character). But seriously who pays even fake money in the hopes that some woman will cyber with them or Skype their boobs to them? The internet was built for the sole purpose of young men being able to see as many naked women as humanly possible, some of them doing stuff that probably shouldn't be humanly possible. Most tankers are like sand people. They frighten easily, but will quickly return...and in greater numbers.
Aria Gomes R 0 N 1 N 391	Posted - 2014.04.21 06:49:00 - [45] - Quote They out here dying of thirst.
Aria Gomes R 0 N 1 N 391	Posted - 2014.04.21 06:53:00 - [46] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: no one is sharing their stories D: I always get asked if I'm a 12 year old boy! According to Shotty I'm a 12 year old welsh boy.
Operative 2511 Dajli True Companion Planetary Requisitions 43	Posted - 2014.04.21 08:26:00 - [47] - Quote Mintchip is that you? A SERENADE Lol, the ban hammer got me!


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