DUST Search - Such a Stupid Blueberry

Awesome Pantaloons wrote:

General John Ripper wrote:

Aisha Ctarl wrote:

Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell.

So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits."

Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun.

I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype.

Message: ISK SENT

*checks my wallet* 100K added

I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes."

"Oh my bad"....ISK SENT

*checks le wallet* 1 mil added

Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more....

Lessons to be learned from this

1) Blueberries are stupid
2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know

Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs!

=^.^=

I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy.

Even I knew Aisha is legit. lol She's too awesome to be a guy.

I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.


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Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 4467	Posted - 2014.04.20 22:55:00 - [1] - Quote Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 4475	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:49:00 - [2] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your taco is delicious. George Takie: Ohh My! Lmao! I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4478	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:00:00 - [3] - Quote Nyah =^,.,^= I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4480	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:44:00 - [4] - Quote Awesome Pantaloons wrote: General John Ripper wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Even I knew Aisha is legit. lol She's too awesome to be a guy. This. I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4482	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:04:00 - [5] - Quote I nominate myself to be THE official catgirl of these DUST 514 Forums. I will teach life lessons to those poor mercs on how to treat women, and that New Eden is a harsh mistress. I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4484	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:25:00 - [6] - Quote Duran Lex wrote: Sounds to me like he had 2 blueberries.... Har har Buh dum tshh I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4487	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:20:00 - [7] - Quote no one is sharing their stories D: I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.