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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.18 20:37:00 -
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Hello there, I'm Jillic and I'm the executive officer and second in command of Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors. Though the word command implies that I can exert some modicum of control over these lunatics, this is not the case. Irregardless of that fact, here comes the recruitment speech.
Ahem
Are you a bittervet, tired of doucherocket corp officers and high taxes? Maybe your sick of being told you have to be on at THIS TIME! for a PC match? Oh wait, PC is all locked down at the moment, maybe your tired of being in a PC corp that doesn't do PC? I don't know, I could really care less, I'm rambling. Or maybe your just some Average Joe, looking for a group of laid back people who don't really care about k/d's and instead giggle maniacally while murdering helpless redberries with broken tactics. Possibly your a new player to this game, in which case we'll still take you on, but I'd suggest you apply to Immortal Guides, which is a training corp.
Whatever the case may be, have I got a deal for YOU!
No, not really. There's no recruitment bonus, we don't do PC, we rarely do factional, we just squad up with cool people and go into pub matches. It's all we do. Really. I swear.
Now your thinking, WTH!? Why should I join a corp like this? What's in it for me? Well, we don't have a tax rate for one. There's charismatic individuals in the corporation who will probably make you laugh yourself to death. The CEO is the most adorable sounding mercenary to ever grace New Eden with her presence. (I'm serious here, we think she's actually Empress Jamyl Sarum incognito with a voicechanger cause there's no way someone can sound this adorable without some form of mind control.) Again, rambling.
I dunno, DaBOMB dotCOM told me to make a recruitment thread, so HERE IT IS!!!
I really don't drink enough for this.
Join us, take off your pants and stay awhile. ~Jillic
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
164
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Posted - 2014.04.18 21:49:00 -
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We are truly a very serious corporation. We have been very successful in achieving our goal; spreading teh majic uf ten frandshep. Oh and we'd love it if you took your pants off ;) |
Nalia Stalex
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
0
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Posted - 2014.04.18 21:52:00 -
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Well. I never had any pants to begin with, so all there is to do is stay a while. You can count me in, and my pants off. |
Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
132
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:13:00 -
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Ok...I usually keep my pants on.
Make a spare alt for casual gaming and apply! Those pubstomps won't feel as bad. We also have connections with the top guys of Immortal Guides, plus other affiliated learning corps and the one and only R 0 N 1 N. |
zDemoncake
Horizons' Edge
110
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Posted - 2014.04.19 01:58:00 -
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They're pretty cool people, I'm not cool enough to play with them anymore :(
CEO of Horizons' Edge mercenary division
My soul, your beats!
Enemy to many; equal to none.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
166
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Posted - 2014.04.19 04:10:00 -
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zDemoncake wrote:They're pretty cool people, I'm not cool enough to play with them anymore :(
WE LUB YOU zDemoncake! <3 even though ur nat kuul enuff <333
Magic~~~
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Charlotte O'Dell
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
2420
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Posted - 2014.04.19 04:35:00 -
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qwaaaaaad? LEELEELEELEELEELEEDLE
Charlotte O'Dell is the highest level unicorn!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
48
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Posted - 2014.04.19 14:10:00 -
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I love how I just came up with the 'take off your pants and stay awhile' as an attention grabbing tagline, and you guys just took it in stride and ran with it.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
170
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:24:00 -
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Charlotte O'Dell wrote:qwaaaaaad? LEELEELEELEELEELEEDLE
Such blissful poetry :')
Magic~~~
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dingo420
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
0
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Posted - 2014.04.20 09:24:00 -
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FixitFixitFixit! REPTOOOL!!! FTWINMATAR! uv got gun? Psh bish i gotz HEAVY! |
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.21 04:25:00 -
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dingo420 wrote:FixitFixitFixit! REPTOOOL!!! FTWINMATAR! uv got gun? Psh bish i gotz HEAVY! Bish Pleez. I dual wield heavies.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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mordiby
G.R.A.V.E INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
56
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Posted - 2014.04.21 04:38:00 -
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OMGZ its u guyzzzzz, I remember yous :3 GG's
Director of G.R.A.V.E
NBK The Leppy
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
54
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Posted - 2014.04.21 19:41:00 -
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Hayyyy Mordi!
On an unrelated note, who made the pub channel?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
4498
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Posted - 2014.04.21 20:46:00 -
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Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P
I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
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dingo420
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
3
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Posted - 2014.04.21 21:27:00 -
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I lub mah corp
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.21 22:39:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!!
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
4512
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Posted - 2014.04.22 00:14:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!!
But but, I'm not a logi :O
=^,.,^=
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.22 01:12:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad.
136
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Posted - 2014.04.22 01:23:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!?
Crazy cat lady is the insane logi. Shes in Opus Arcana
Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.22 02:11:00 -
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So Confuse.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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mordiby
G.R.A.V.E INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
64
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Posted - 2014.04.22 14:46:00 -
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BTW if you like pones, this is the place, fluttershy is best, always.
Director of G.R.A.V.E
NBK The Leppy
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dingo420
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
5
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Posted - 2014.04.22 16:34:00 -
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Healp teh jerric unfoose him |
D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad.
146
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Posted - 2014.04.22 22:24:00 -
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Its better not to understands
Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai
71
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Posted - 2014.04.23 01:19:00 -
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Also, these guys are in an alliance with some pretty cool (more serious) people. Forgot to mention that in your ad. ;p |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
56
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:19:00 -
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@ D4GG3R: Probably true.
@ Robert Conway: I did, didn't I. Any suggestions on what I should say?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai
71
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:27:00 -
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Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes. |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
57
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:45:00 -
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Robert Conway wrote:Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes. There is now special sentence/paragraph thing dedicated to the alliance! Can I has monies naow?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Charlotte O'Dell
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
2428
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:55:00 -
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1/10 people report pooping within the last 3 hours.
Charlotte O'Dell is the highest level unicorn!
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai
75
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Posted - 2014.04.23 03:22:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Robert Conway wrote:Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes. There is now special sentence/paragraph thing dedicated to the alliance! Can I has monies naow? Lol. Have your guys come to the alliance event. Then you and your peeps have a chance for ISKies. |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
58
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Posted - 2014.04.23 03:52:00 -
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@ Char: I SO DID THAT!
@ Bob Conway: Can I call you Bob? What alliance event?
@ Everyone else who's subscribed: The OP has been updated.... again...
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai
77
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Posted - 2014.04.23 04:52:00 -
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Jillic wrote:@ Char: I SO DID THAT!
@ Bob Conway: Can I call you Bob? What alliance event?
@ Everyone else who's subscribed: The OP has been updated.... again... Lol. Read your alliance mail. Also on our Facebook page there are more in depth descriptions of the events. Give 'em a gander. Name of the page is Dropsuit Samurai. |
Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
159
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Posted - 2014.04.23 05:53:00 -
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But...but I don't play on weekdays. |
Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai
78
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Posted - 2014.04.23 06:10:00 -
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Lol. There will be more events. |
DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
176
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Posted - 2014.04.23 21:02:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P
they were never on to begin with :/
Magic~~~
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mordiby
G.R.A.V.E INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
68
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Posted - 2014.04.23 21:24:00 -
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Pants are for LOSERS, so are underwear, but its illegal to walk around without either XD
Director of G.R.A.V.E
NBK The Leppy
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
58
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Posted - 2014.04.24 03:37:00 -
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In PONEE, pants are optional.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai
83
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Posted - 2014.04.24 04:37:00 -
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Well... isn't that true of any place dealing with co-eds? Hahahaha! XD |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
62
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:16:00 -
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So I've been youtubing and I think our corporation needs a music playlist to listen to while ROLLING DETH SKWAD!
Lots of 80's music, hardstyle and various other sundry electronic musics, maybe some various rock, and especially a certain sax player from Moldova. Mmmm..... he's so saxxy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MgIzU58WTw
In other news, UPDATED AGAIN! I really need to organize this better. Ah well, weekend chore.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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mordiby
G.R.A.V.E INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
71
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Posted - 2014.04.25 13:03:00 -
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Oh geez, I smell SEX in here to, how awesome.
Director of G.R.A.V.E
NBK The Leppy
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
64
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Posted - 2014.04.25 19:46:00 -
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mordiby wrote:Oh geez, I smell SEX in here to, how awesome. Totes wasn't me, bro.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
Proficiency V.
1279
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Posted - 2014.04.25 20:22:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Hello there, I'm Jillic and I'm the executive officer and second in command of Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors. Though the word command implies that I can exert some modicum of control over these lunatics, this is not the case. Irregardless of that fact, here comes the recruitment speech.
Ahem
Are you a bittervet, tired of doucherocket corp officers and high taxes? Maybe your sick of being told you have to be on at THIS TIME! for a PC match? Oh wait, PC is all locked down at the moment, maybe your tired of being in a PC corp that doesn't do PC? I don't know, I could really care less, I'm rambling. Or maybe your just some Average Joe, looking for a group of laid back people who don't really care about k/d's and instead giggle maniacally while murdering helpless redberries with broken tactics. Possibly your a new player to this game, in which case we'll still take you on, but I'd suggest you apply to Immortal Guides, which is a training corp.
Whatever the case may be, have I got a deal for YOU!
No, not really. There's no recruitment bonus, we don't do PC, we rarely do factional, we just squad up with cool people and go into pub matches. It's all we do. Really. I swear.
Now your thinking, WTH!? Why should I join a corp like this? What's in it for me?
Well, we don't have a tax rate for one. Apparently we do have a tax rate now, 1%, but it's for various rewards for stuff, a lottery? (dafuq?) and for corp members that need just that bit more isk.
There's charismatic individuals in the corporation who will probably make you laugh yourself to death.
The CEO is the most adorable sounding mercenary to ever grace New Eden with her presence. (I'm serious here, we think she's actually Empress Jamyl Sarum incognito with a voicechanger cause there's no way someone can sound this adorable without some form of mind control.) Again, rambling.
Oh hey! We're also a part of the Dropsuit Samurai Alliance, they're a bit more serious than we are, but we provide the sweet sweet comedic distraction they crave and they provide us with extra warm gooey clone bodies to help fill our squads with killy goodness. Mmm... dat killy goodness.
I dunno, DaBOMB dotCOM told me to make a recruitment thread, so HERE IT IS!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET US? Join the Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors public channel, PONEE Pubchat Official and run a few matches with us. Be forewarned, I moderate it from an EVE account. FUNSUCKERS AND KILLJOYS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Or I'll just kick you for the lulz CAUSE IM MAD WITH POWAH!
ROLLING DEATH SQUAD, GO!!!!
I'm still not drinking enough for this.
Join us, take off your pants and stay awhile. ~Jillic Poooneeee's!
I <3 girl gamers
Tears, sweet delicious tears
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Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
4531
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:04:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!?
An Amarr scout lol
=^,.,^=
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
90
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:06:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.> <.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!? An Amarr scout lol I WEAR A CHICKEN SUIT TOO!!!
Only I'm not allowed to, so I only wear it in my room and the warbarge.
~nods~
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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mordiby
G.R.A.V.E INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
96
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Posted - 2014.04.28 15:00:00 -
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How delightful, super pone fors doing super pone fors things I see.
Director of G.R.A.V.E
Logi cake here!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
167
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Posted - 2014.04.30 15:56:00 -
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My PS3 just committed suicide. I may not be returning to Dust.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
210
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Posted - 2014.04.30 22:21:00 -
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Jillic wrote:My PS3 just committed suicide. I may not be returning to Dust. STATE of Emergency declared. Rebooting all systems.
EON MINMATAR - AV Chat Channel
A. reV.olution starts now! Down with the Proletankers!
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William Conway
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
1
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Posted - 2014.04.30 22:24:00 -
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Jillic wrote:My PS3 just committed suicide. I may not be returning to Dust. Time to get a new one then. :p |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
170
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Posted - 2014.04.30 23:27:00 -
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Or I could just stop playing Dust.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
185
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Posted - 2014.05.01 04:03:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Or I could just stop playing Dust.
NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(((((
JIRRIK VE LUB U <3333333 :(
Magic~~~
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
216
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Posted - 2014.05.03 16:01:00 -
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I'm starting to think Jillic knew what was coming.
Any word from you guys? I haven't heard a peep since DUST-fall.
"When it is done, and New Eden is...ashes, you have my permission to die." ~ CCP Board
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
228
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Posted - 2014.05.04 17:03:00 -
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Update: CEO Dabomb has confirmed that she will remain on DUST until its servers die.
Is it just me, or did everyone else vanish ever since?
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
186
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Posted - 2014.05.04 20:34:00 -
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Henrietta Unknown wrote:Update: CEO Dabomb has confirmed that she will remain on DUST until its servers die. Is it just me, or did everyone else vanish ever since?
I'll play Dust to the end of its days. And no, its not just you *sniff*
Magic~~~
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zDemoncake
Horizons' Edge
122
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Posted - 2014.05.04 20:47:00 -
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I wonder if she knows there's a nub who's riding the game until it dies too xD
CEOof Horizons' Edge mercenary division
My soul, your beats!
Enemy to many; equal to none.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
171
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Posted - 2014.05.05 03:50:00 -
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I'm still playing, though less seriously. Dust won't occupy all of my gaming time now.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
235
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Posted - 2014.05.05 04:04:00 -
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Jillic wrote:I'm still playing, though less seriously. Dust won't occupy all of my gaming time now. Will you be on Destiny? PS3 or PS4 by then?
In the meantime, we should squad up while DUST is still alive.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
172
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Posted - 2014.05.05 04:08:00 -
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I have already preordered Destiny and will be in it's Beta when it opens up. I hope to see you there. For anyone in PONEE or any other corp or individual I run with who wants to add me, my PSN is Assbone07 Do NOT google it.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
235
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Posted - 2014.05.05 04:11:00 -
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Jillic wrote:I have already preordered Destiny and will be in it's Beta when it opens up. I hope to see you there. For anyone in PONEE or any other corp or individual I run with who wants to add me, my PSN is Assbone07 Do NOT google it. I hope to see you there.
Same goes for DaBomb.
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Ironyimation Inception
OUR WORLD NOW
165
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Posted - 2014.05.08 21:25:00 -
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You are all skrub nubs
Closed Beta Veteran
Explosives Fanatic, 5 Man Remote Explosive Kill
5 Man M8 Packed Locus Grenade Kill
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
196
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:50:00 -
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Ironyimation Inception wrote:You are all skrub nubs
Ve lub u 2 <3
Magic~~~
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