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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.18 20:37:00 -
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Hello there, I'm Jillic and I'm the executive officer and second in command of Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors. Though the word command implies that I can exert some modicum of control over these lunatics, this is not the case. Irregardless of that fact, here comes the recruitment speech.
Ahem
Are you a bittervet, tired of doucherocket corp officers and high taxes? Maybe your sick of being told you have to be on at THIS TIME! for a PC match? Oh wait, PC is all locked down at the moment, maybe your tired of being in a PC corp that doesn't do PC? I don't know, I could really care less, I'm rambling.
Or maybe your just some Average Joe, looking for a group of laid back people who don't really care about k/d's and instead giggle maniacally while murdering helpless redberries with broken tactics.
Possibly your a new player to this game, in which case we'll still take you on, but I'd suggest you apply to Immortal Guides, which is a training corp.
Whatever the case may be, have I got a deal for YOU!
No, not really. There's no recruitment bonus, we don't do PC, we rarely do factional, we just squad up with cool people and go into pub matches. It's all we do. Really. I swear.
Now your thinking, WTH!? Why should I join a corp like this? What's in it for me?
Well, we don't have a tax rate for one.
There's charismatic individuals in the corporation who will probably make you laugh yourself to death.
The CEO is the most adorable sounding mercenary to ever grace New Eden with her presence. (I'm serious here, we think she's actually Empress Jamyl Sarum incognito with a voicechanger cause there's no way someone can sound this adorable without some form of mind control.)
Again, rambling.
I dunno, DaBOMB dotCOM told me to make a recruitment thread, so HERE IT IS!!!
I really don't drink enough for this.
Join us, take off your pants and stay awhile.
~Jillic
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
164
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Posted - 2014.04.18 21:49:00 -
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We are truly a very serious corporation. We have been very successful in achieving our goal; spreading teh majic uf ten frandshep. Oh and we'd love it if you took your pants off ;) |
Nalia Stalex
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
0
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Posted - 2014.04.18 21:52:00 -
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Well. I never had any pants to begin with, so all there is to do is stay a while. You can count me in, and my pants off. |
Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
132
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:13:00 -
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Ok...I usually keep my pants on. 
Make a spare alt for casual gaming and apply! Those pubstomps won't feel as bad. We also have connections with the top guys of Immortal Guides, plus other affiliated learning corps and the one and only R 0 N 1 N. |
zDemoncake
Horizons' Edge
110
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Posted - 2014.04.19 01:58:00 -
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They're pretty cool people, I'm not cool enough to play with them anymore :(
CEO of Horizons' Edge mercenary division
My soul, your beats!
Enemy to many; equal to none.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
166
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Posted - 2014.04.19 04:10:00 -
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zDemoncake wrote:They're pretty cool people, I'm not cool enough to play with them anymore :(
WE LUB YOU zDemoncake! <3 even though ur nat kuul enuff <333
Magic~~~
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Charlotte O'Dell
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
2420
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Posted - 2014.04.19 04:35:00 -
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qwaaaaaad?
LEELEELEELEELEELEEDLE
Charlotte O'Dell is the highest level unicorn!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
48
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Posted - 2014.04.19 14:10:00 -
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I love how I just came up with the 'take off your pants and stay awhile' as an attention grabbing tagline, and you guys just took it in stride and ran with it.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
170
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:24:00 -
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Charlotte O'Dell wrote:qwaaaaaad?
LEELEELEELEELEELEEDLE
Such blissful poetry :')
Magic~~~
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dingo420
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
0
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Posted - 2014.04.20 09:24:00 -
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FixitFixitFixit! REPTOOOL!!! FTWINMATAR! uv got gun? Psh bish i gotz HEAVY! |
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
52
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Posted - 2014.04.21 04:25:00 -
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dingo420 wrote:FixitFixitFixit! REPTOOOL!!! FTWINMATAR! uv got gun? Psh bish i gotz HEAVY!
Bish Pleez. I dual wield heavies.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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mordiby
G.R.A.V.E
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
56
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Posted - 2014.04.21 04:38:00 -
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OMGZ its u guyzzzzz, I remember yous :3 GG's
Director of G.R.A.V.E
NBK The Leppy
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
54
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Posted - 2014.04.21 19:41:00 -
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Hayyyy Mordi!
On an unrelated note, who made the pub channel?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
4498
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Posted - 2014.04.21 20:46:00 -
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Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P
I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
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dingo420
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
3
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Posted - 2014.04.21 21:27:00 -
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I lub mah corp
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.21 22:39:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P
Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!!
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
4512
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Posted - 2014.04.22 00:14:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!!
But but, I'm not a logi :O
=^,.,^=
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.22 01:12:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O
Wut? But then... what ARE you!?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
136
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Posted - 2014.04.22 01:23:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!?
Crazy cat lady is the insane logi. Shes in Opus Arcana
Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.22 02:11:00 -
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So Confuse.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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mordiby
G.R.A.V.E
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
64
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Posted - 2014.04.22 14:46:00 -
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BTW if you like pones, this is the place, fluttershy is best, always.
Director of G.R.A.V.E
NBK The Leppy
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dingo420
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
5
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Posted - 2014.04.22 16:34:00 -
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Healp teh jerric unfoose him |
D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
146
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Posted - 2014.04.22 22:24:00 -
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Its better not to understands 
Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
Dropsuit Samurai
71
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Posted - 2014.04.23 01:19:00 -
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Also, these guys are in an alliance with some pretty cool (more serious) people. Forgot to mention that in your ad. ;p |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
56
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:19:00 -
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@ D4GG3R: Probably true.
@ Robert Conway: I did, didn't I. Any suggestions on what I should say?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
Dropsuit Samurai
71
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:27:00 -
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Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes. |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
57
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:45:00 -
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Robert Conway wrote:Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes.
There is now special sentence/paragraph thing dedicated to the alliance! Can I has monies naow?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Charlotte O'Dell
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
2428
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:55:00 -
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1/10 people report pooping within the last 3 hours.
Charlotte O'Dell is the highest level unicorn!
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
Dropsuit Samurai
75
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Posted - 2014.04.23 03:22:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Robert Conway wrote:Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes. There is now special sentence/paragraph thing dedicated to the alliance! Can I has monies naow?
Lol. Have your guys come to the alliance event. Then you and your peeps have a chance for ISKies. |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
58
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Posted - 2014.04.23 03:52:00 -
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@ Char: I SO DID THAT!
@ Bob Conway: Can I call you Bob? What alliance event?
@ Everyone else who's subscribed: The OP has been updated.... again...
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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