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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.18 20:37:00 -
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Hello there, I'm Jillic and I'm the executive officer and second in command of Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors. Though the word command implies that I can exert some modicum of control over these lunatics, this is not the case. Irregardless of that fact, here comes the recruitment speech.
Ahem
Are you a bittervet, tired of doucherocket corp officers and high taxes? Maybe your sick of being told you have to be on at THIS TIME! for a PC match? Oh wait, PC is all locked down at the moment, maybe your tired of being in a PC corp that doesn't do PC? I don't know, I could really care less, I'm rambling.
Or maybe your just some Average Joe, looking for a group of laid back people who don't really care about k/d's and instead giggle maniacally while murdering helpless redberries with broken tactics.
Possibly your a new player to this game, in which case we'll still take you on, but I'd suggest you apply to Immortal Guides, which is a training corp.
Whatever the case may be, have I got a deal for YOU!
No, not really. There's no recruitment bonus, we don't do PC, we rarely do factional, we just squad up with cool people and go into pub matches. It's all we do. Really. I swear.
Now your thinking, WTH!? Why should I join a corp like this? What's in it for me?
Well, we don't have a tax rate for one.
There's charismatic individuals in the corporation who will probably make you laugh yourself to death.
The CEO is the most adorable sounding mercenary to ever grace New Eden with her presence. (I'm serious here, we think she's actually Empress Jamyl Sarum incognito with a voicechanger cause there's no way someone can sound this adorable without some form of mind control.)
Again, rambling.
I dunno, DaBOMB dotCOM told me to make a recruitment thread, so HERE IT IS!!!
I really don't drink enough for this.
Join us, take off your pants and stay awhile.
~Jillic
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.19 14:10:00 -
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I love how I just came up with the 'take off your pants and stay awhile' as an attention grabbing tagline, and you guys just took it in stride and ran with it.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.21 04:25:00 -
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dingo420 wrote:FixitFixitFixit! REPTOOOL!!! FTWINMATAR! uv got gun? Psh bish i gotz HEAVY!
Bish Pleez. I dual wield heavies.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.21 19:41:00 -
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Hayyyy Mordi!
On an unrelated note, who made the pub channel?
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.21 22:39:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P
Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.22 01:12:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O
Wut? But then... what ARE you!?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
55
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Posted - 2014.04.22 02:11:00 -
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So Confuse.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
56
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:19:00 -
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@ D4GG3R: Probably true.
@ Robert Conway: I did, didn't I. Any suggestions on what I should say?
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
57
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Posted - 2014.04.23 02:45:00 -
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Robert Conway wrote:Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes.
There is now special sentence/paragraph thing dedicated to the alliance! Can I has monies naow?
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
58
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Posted - 2014.04.23 03:52:00 -
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@ Char: I SO DID THAT!
@ Bob Conway: Can I call you Bob? What alliance event?
@ Everyone else who's subscribed: The OP has been updated.... again...
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
58
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Posted - 2014.04.24 03:37:00 -
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In PONEE, pants are optional.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:16:00 -
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So I've been youtubing and I think our corporation needs a music playlist to listen to while ROLLING DETH SKWAD!
Lots of 80's music, hardstyle and various other sundry electronic musics, maybe some various rock, and especially a certain sax player from Moldova. Mmmm..... he's so saxxy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MgIzU58WTw
In other news, UPDATED AGAIN! I really need to organize this better. Ah well, weekend chore.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.25 19:46:00 -
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mordiby wrote:Oh geez, I smell SEX in here to, how awesome.
Totes wasn't me, bro.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:06:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Jillic wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Rarity is best pony
>.>
<.<
Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!? An Amarr scout lol
I WEAR A CHICKEN SUIT TOO!!!
Only I'm not allowed to, so I only wear it in my room and the warbarge.
~nods~
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
167
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Posted - 2014.04.30 15:56:00 -
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My PS3 just committed suicide.
I may not be returning to Dust.
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I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
170
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Posted - 2014.04.30 23:27:00 -
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Or I could just stop playing Dust.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
171
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Posted - 2014.05.05 03:50:00 -
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I'm still playing, though less seriously. Dust won't occupy all of my gaming time now.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
172
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Posted - 2014.05.05 04:08:00 -
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I have already preordered Destiny and will be in it's Beta when it opens up. I hope to see you there.
For anyone in PONEE or any other corp or individual I run with who wants to add me, my PSN is
Assbone07
Do NOT google it.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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