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Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 43	Posted - 2014.04.18 20:37:00 - [1] - Quote Hello there, I'm Jillic and I'm the executive officer and second in command of Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors. Though the word command implies that I can exert some modicum of control over these lunatics, this is not the case. Irregardless of that fact, here comes the recruitment speech. Ahem Are you a bittervet, tired of doucherocket corp officers and high taxes? Maybe your sick of being told you have to be on at THIS TIME! for a PC match? Oh wait, PC is all locked down at the moment, maybe your tired of being in a PC corp that doesn't do PC? I don't know, I could really care less, I'm rambling. Or maybe your just some Average Joe, looking for a group of laid back people who don't really care about k/d's and instead giggle maniacally while murdering helpless redberries with broken tactics. Possibly your a new player to this game, in which case we'll still take you on, but I'd suggest you apply to Immortal Guides, which is a training corp. Whatever the case may be, have I got a deal for YOU! No, not really. There's no recruitment bonus, we don't do PC, we rarely do factional, we just squad up with cool people and go into pub matches. It's all we do. Really. I swear. Now your thinking, WTH!? Why should I join a corp like this? What's in it for me? Well, we don't have a tax rate for one. There's charismatic individuals in the corporation who will probably make you laugh yourself to death. The CEO is the most adorable sounding mercenary to ever grace New Eden with her presence. (I'm serious here, we think she's actually Empress Jamyl Sarum incognito with a voicechanger cause there's no way someone can sound this adorable without some form of mind control.) Again, rambling. I dunno, DaBOMB dotCOM told me to make a recruitment thread, so HERE IT IS!!! I really don't drink enough for this. Join us, take off your pants and stay awhile. ~Jillic Caldari Girls Do It Better.
DaBOMB dotCOM Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 164	Posted - 2014.04.18 21:49:00 - [2] - Quote We are truly a very serious corporation. We have been very successful in achieving our goal; spreading teh majic uf ten frandshep. Oh and we'd love it if you took your pants off ;)
Nalia Stalex Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 0	Posted - 2014.04.18 21:52:00 - [3] - Quote Well. I never had any pants to begin with, so all there is to do is stay a while. You can count me in, and my pants off.
Henrietta Unknown Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 132	Posted - 2014.04.18 23:13:00 - [4] - Quote Ok...I usually keep my pants on. Make a spare alt for casual gaming and apply! Those pubstomps won't feel as bad. We also have connections with the top guys of Immortal Guides, plus other affiliated learning corps and the one and only R 0 N 1 N.
zDemoncake Horizons' Edge 110	Posted - 2014.04.19 01:58:00 - [5] - Quote They're pretty cool people, I'm not cool enough to play with them anymore :( CEO of Horizons' Edge mercenary division *My soul, your beats!* Enemy to many; equal to none.
DaBOMB dotCOM Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 166	Posted - 2014.04.19 04:10:00 - [6] - Quote zDemoncake wrote: They're pretty cool people, I'm not cool enough to play with them anymore :( WE LUB YOU zDemoncake! <3 even though ur nat kuul enuff <333 Magic~~~
Charlotte O'Dell Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 2420	Posted - 2014.04.19 04:35:00 - [7] - Quote qwaaaaaad? LEELEELEELEELEELEEDLE Charlotte O'Dell is the highest level unicorn!
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 48	Posted - 2014.04.19 14:10:00 - [8] - Quote I love how I just came up with the 'take off your pants and stay awhile' as an attention grabbing tagline, and you guys just took it in stride and ran with it. Caldari Girls Do It Better.
DaBOMB dotCOM Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 170	Posted - 2014.04.20 01:24:00 - [9] - Quote Charlotte O'Dell wrote: qwaaaaaad? LEELEELEELEELEELEEDLE Such blissful poetry :') Magic~~~
dingo420 Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 0	Posted - 2014.04.20 09:24:00 - [10] - Quote FixitFixitFixit! REPTOOOL!!! FTWINMATAR! uv got gun? Psh bish i gotz HEAVY!
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 52	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:25:00 - [11] - Quote dingo420 wrote: FixitFixitFixit! REPTOOOL!!! FTWINMATAR! uv got gun? Psh bish i gotz HEAVY! Bish Pleez. I dual wield heavies. Caldari Girls Do It Better.
mordiby G.R.A.V.E INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS 56	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:38:00 - [12] - Quote OMGZ its u guyzzzzz, I remember yous :3 GG's Director of G.R.A.V.E *NBK* The Leppy
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 54	Posted - 2014.04.21 19:41:00 - [13] - Quote Hayyyy Mordi! On an unrelated note, who made the pub channel? Caldari Girls Do It Better.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4498	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:46:00 - [14] - Quote Rarity is best pony >.> <.< Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
dingo420 Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 3	Posted - 2014.04.21 21:27:00 - [15] - Quote I lub mah corp
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 55	Posted - 2014.04.21 22:39:00 - [16] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Rarity is best pony >.> <.< Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! Caldari Girls Do It Better.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4512	Posted - 2014.04.22 00:14:00 - [17] - Quote Jillic wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Rarity is best pony >.> <.< Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O =^,.,^=
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 55	Posted - 2014.04.22 01:12:00 - [18] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Jillic wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Rarity is best pony >.> <.< Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!? Caldari Girls Do It Better.
D4GG3R Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 136	Posted - 2014.04.22 01:23:00 - [19] - Quote Jillic wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Jillic wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Rarity is best pony >.> <.< Also, Bomb, I'm the only person your should be taking your pants off for :P Your the catgirl! I WANNA LOGI LIKE YOU!!!! But but, I'm not a logi :O Wut? But then... what ARE you!? Crazy cat lady is the insane logi. Shes in Opus Arcana Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 55	Posted - 2014.04.22 02:11:00 - [20] - Quote So Confuse. Caldari Girls Do It Better.
mordiby G.R.A.V.E INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS 64	Posted - 2014.04.22 14:46:00 - [21] - Quote BTW if you like pones, this is the place, fluttershy is best, always. Director of G.R.A.V.E *NBK* The Leppy
dingo420 Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 5	Posted - 2014.04.22 16:34:00 - [22] - Quote Healp teh jerric unfoose him
D4GG3R Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 146	Posted - 2014.04.22 22:24:00 - [23] - Quote Jillic wrote: So Confuse. Its better not to understands Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
Robert Conway Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai 71	Posted - 2014.04.23 01:19:00 - [24] - Quote Also, these guys are in an alliance with some pretty cool (more serious) people. Forgot to mention that in your ad. ;p
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 56	Posted - 2014.04.23 02:19:00 - [25] - Quote @ D4GG3R: Probably true. @ Robert Conway: I did, didn't I. Any suggestions on what I should say? Caldari Girls Do It Better.
Robert Conway Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai 71	Posted - 2014.04.23 02:27:00 - [26] - Quote Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes.
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 57	Posted - 2014.04.23 02:45:00 - [27] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes. There is now special sentence/paragraph thing dedicated to the alliance! Can I has monies naow? Caldari Girls Do It Better.
Charlotte O'Dell Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 2428	Posted - 2014.04.23 02:55:00 - [28] - Quote 1/10 people report pooping within the last 3 hours. Charlotte O'Dell is the highest level unicorn!
Robert Conway Concordiat Mercenaries Dropsuit Samurai 75	Posted - 2014.04.23 03:22:00 - [29] - Quote Jillic wrote: Robert Conway wrote: Whatever it is you feel like saying my friend. I'll try to help promote your thread. The more members you have, the stronger the alliance becomes. There is now special sentence/paragraph thing dedicated to the alliance! Can I has monies naow? Lol. Have your guys come to the alliance event. Then you and your peeps have a chance for ISKies.
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 58	Posted - 2014.04.23 03:52:00 - [30] - Quote @ Char: I SO DID THAT! @ Bob Conway: Can I call you Bob? What alliance event? @ Everyone else who's subscribed: The OP has been updated.... again... Caldari Girls Do It Better.

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