Hello there, I'm Jillic and I'm the executive officer and second in command of Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors. Though the word command implies that I can exert some modicum of control over these lunatics, this is not the case. Irregardless of that fact, here comes the recruitment speech.

Ahem

Are you a bittervet, tired of doucherocket corp officers and high taxes? Maybe your sick of being told you have to be on at THIS TIME! for a PC match? Oh wait, PC is all locked down at the moment, maybe your tired of being in a PC corp that doesn't do PC? I don't know, I could really care less, I'm rambling.
Or maybe your just some Average Joe, looking for a group of laid back people who don't really care about k/d's and instead giggle maniacally while murdering helpless redberries with broken tactics.
Possibly your a new player to this game, in which case we'll still take you on, but I'd suggest you apply to Immortal Guides, which is a training corp.

Whatever the case may be, have I got a deal for YOU!

No, not really. There's no recruitment bonus, we don't do PC, we rarely do factional, we just squad up with cool people and go into pub matches. It's all we do. Really. I swear.

Now your thinking, WTH!? Why should I join a corp like this? What's in it for me?

Well, we don't have a tax rate for one.
Apparently we do have a tax rate now, 1%, but it's for various rewards for stuff, a lottery? (dafuq?) and for corp members that need just that bit more isk.

There's charismatic individuals in the corporation who will probably make you laugh yourself to death.

The CEO is the most adorable sounding mercenary to ever grace New Eden with her presence. (I'm serious here, we think she's actually Empress Jamyl Sarum incognito with a voicechanger cause there's no way someone can sound this adorable without some form of mind control.)
Again, rambling.

Oh hey! We're also a part of the Dropsuit Samurai Alliance, they're a bit more serious than we are, but we provide the sweet sweet comedic distraction they crave and they provide us with extra warm gooey clone bodies to help fill our squads with killy goodness. Mmm... dat killy goodness.

I dunno, DaBOMB dotCOM told me to make a recruitment thread, so HERE IT IS!!!


WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET US?
Join the Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors public channel, PONEE Pubchat Official and run a few matches with us.
Be forewarned, I moderate it from an EVE account.
FUNSUCKERS AND KILLJOYS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
Or I'll just kick you for the lulz CAUSE IM MAD WITH POWAH!

ROLLING DEATH SQUAD, GO!!!!















I'm still not drinking enough for this.

Join us, take off your pants and stay awhile.
~Jillic