A Gallente and a Caldari walk into a bar. Theey get drunk and get into a fight.

The Gallente falls on his feet, tired. The Caldari stands proudly with a smirk on his face.

The Gallente asks, "Damn, what kind of freestyle boxing is that?"

The Caldari responds, "Boxing? That was just dance class."

In response to the FW 2.0

I thought it would be appropriate to set the record straight, I came up with a few jokes and used a few old jokes that EVE used to circulate all the time, so lets do this

Gallente Jokes

Q:How do you separate the men from the boys in the Gallente Federation?
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A:With a crowbar



Three Pirates, a Minmatar, a Caldari, and a Gallente, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the Minmatar and stand him in front of the pole.

He points and shouts, "Electrial Short!" They all look and the Minmatar runs away. Next, they place the Caldari in front of the firing squad.

He yells "Spacial Rift!" They all hit the dust and the Caldari escapes.

Next up is the Gallente. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"



Q:How many Gallente units can fit onto a Phobos?
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A:Not very many since they lack drone bays.



A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "hi folks, just so you're aware, we're experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don't be alarmed when it happens."

Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.

The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serve him right!"

The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"

The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"



None Gallente Jokes


I saw a brutor tribesman carrying a TV down the street, and I thought to myself "Did someone steal mine?!"

Then I remembered, mine was at home, mowing the lawn.



Q:How is minmatar gear like the start war universe?
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A:It's all connected by a universal force which has a dark side and a light..... sticky side.

Wait, which side are you picking on? Th Gallente who can't fight or the Caldari who dances?

I recognize most of the foundations of these jokes from other jokes I've heard in the past; to be honest, you aren't clever or funny.

As for the jokes such as the TV and the Minmatar, I hope everyone else can see the transparent racism that joke is trying to imply.

Please, Caldari, just go to sleep, it's way past your bedtime...

The gallente

The was ''fighting'' and got stomped by some dance moves the Caldari was pulling off XD

So I'm flying around low sec when I come across a wreck. I spent 5 mins trying to salvage it until the Rifter shot back.

but what if god is an int type? or possibly a double? or god might just be a highly sophisticated if-then statement. or possibly a massively nested while loop.

Wait, which side are you picking on? Th Gallente who can't fight or the Caldari who dances?