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KING CHECKMATE
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Posted - 2013.12.10 00:32:00 -
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Didnt know Caldaris had good sense of humor. +1
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KING CHECKMATE
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.10 01:35:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Leave it to an Amarr to turn a thread about jokes into a serious discussion.
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Two Gallente Scouts are out in the battlefield when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls his Squad leader.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do? The enemy will be here any moment now!"
The Squad leader says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" ........
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KING CHECKMATE
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.10 01:39:00 -
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Since it started to rain acid, my Matari Slave can't stop looking through the window.
If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let him inside.......
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KING CHECKMATE
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.10 01:41:00 -
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How many Gallente scouts does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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KING CHECKMATE
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.10 02:38:00 -
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Then:
Q:How do you stop a MINMATAR TANK!?
A:Just shoot the guy whos pushing it.
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KING CHECKMATE
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.10 03:13:00 -
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At one Minmatar Army base, the annual trip to the Combat rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One Matari soldier mused, GÇ£Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesnGÇÖt seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?GÇ¥
***Funny cuz its true ;)
Q: What do you call a group of Matari people?
A: An auction.
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KING CHECKMATE
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.11 22:45:00 -
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Luna Angelo wrote:Roy Ventus wrote:A Gallente and a Caldari walk into a bar. Theey get drunk and get into a fight.
The Gallente falls on his feet, tired. The Caldari stands proudly with a smirk on his face.
The Gallente asks, "Damn, what kind of freestyle boxing is that?"
The Caldari responds, "Boxing? That was just dance class."
Wait, which side are you picking on? Th Gallente who can't fight or the Caldari who dances?
The gallente
The was ''fighting'' and got stomped by some dance moves the Caldari was pulling off XD
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