I know you guys like money, you pride yourselves on the acquisition of economics more than any faction in New Eden.

But you're also a mercenary, getting paid is the prime directive of the profession.

Here's my proposal:

If you come across me in Faction Warfare against the Federal Marines send me a quick in-game mail and I will pay you for hindering the Caldari forces and to be as much of a nuisance as possible.

I will pay you based on your actions along with end results.

That means purposely getting into friendly fire, getting in the way of my Enemy, purposely blocking points, be as annoying as you can be while finishing the match with a horrendous score. Of course a huge bonus is available to you if you get kicked out of FW for Team killing people people I deem a nuisance, even more if you get them kicked.

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The System of payment is a bit tricky to type on the forums due to all the variables that come in to play but for simplicity sake lets say this is an Average Tier team.

Payment values:
Observable Minor Hindrance -50,000 ISK, 25,000 ISK after each noticeable event.
Major Impactful Observed Hindrance- 100,000 ISK per event.
Purposeful death by friendly fire- is considered a Minor Hindrance
Getting teamate kicked from match- 200,000 - 2,000,000 ISK depending on the HVT (High Value Target) status of the individual, the better the player, the better the reward.

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Remember, if you're interested send me a mail at the beginning of the match, if I reply that means I request and accept your services.
I'll invite you to a private chat once I see that you are in fact a true mercenary.

I approve of this service, but how do you track and verify it? screen caps of the punish screen, full match video, forwarding hate mail?

so....if I end up on your team, and r4pe many faces, do I still get your money? or should I shoot you instead until you pay me to stop?

I pay very close attention of the kill feed because it always alerts me if one of my teammates around me was recently killed, it also lets me know what weapon they are using so I know how to approach them.
In other words I keep a close eye on the battlefield and what goes on.

I do not require screen caps of the punish screen, full match video or the forwarding hate mail.

If you accept my offer and I accept your help and see that you are doing nothing on the battlefield I'll make sure to pay you something.
Seeing teamkills in the kill-feed is a very easy thing to track
and the Major Hinderances I've talked about can be anything that's obviously noticeable.

I.e. blocking an objective with a vehicle, blocking routes in general, getting a dropship full of people and flying it into the redline (that will pay a very large sum) things of the such that are fairly obvious to a person that pays close attention.

Killing enemy equipment might result in a -5 and that would be a minor hindrance but if you state that your were doing so and I notice a decent negative value in the end results screen I'll pay you Minor Hindrance in addition to whatever else you do.

so....if I end up on your team, and r4pe many faces, do I still get your money? or should I shoot you instead until you pay me to stop?

I'll be contacting you in-game, either on this alt or another one.

I hope you're serious and have the ISK... I'm ready to make a career out of this.

I have +520,000,000 ISK I'm good for it my good friend.

And another Gallente Militia Man in SyNergy would have no problem paying out ISK either and he has more than I.


You're safe contract is 100% guaranteed if I accept. The only variable is how much you are going to do for it.

(I'm just joking and role-playing here, don't be mad GÖÑ)

You're a fool if you think that for us Caldari money comes before Loyalty!

We are strong because we trust one each other. We are united, we are one. Loyalty. Devotion. Integrity. Something you Gallente people don't know.

You are going to corrupt just a bunch of totally worthless, pathetic timeservers which are not really Caldari. You're lucky if they even know how to hold a gun. They can't be a threat anyway.

You also show all your ignorance about our people. Ever heard of Achura? Stargazers, monks, spiritualists. They couldn't care less of you dirty material money. You are quick at making generalizations. Too quick.

You're putting your people in a bad light. If I were Gallente, I would be ashamed of share my identity with you.

Would you pay out a modest squad bonus to a full six merc team that spends the match religiously suiciding their clones from the neocom?

I'll destroy your homeland. We Caldari will never forget the events of Caldari Prime

So if I planted RE's at one of your friendly objectives and I blew it up when my friendlies tried to hack it what would that pay me?

*lights cigarette*
The Cold Mechanistic, Economic, Technocratic Monopolistic Theocracy the Caldari govern themselves in says otherwise
*inhales*

We wouldn't have built such a complex society without reciprocal trust and personal sacrifice. We want to defend what we have achieved.

You might attract casual mercenaries, though. It's deplorable, though, and you should feel ashamed.

I know you guys like money, you pride yourselves on the acquisition of economics more than any faction in New Eden.

But you're also a mercenary, getting paid is the prime directive of the profession.

Here's my proposal:

If you come across me in Faction Warfare against the Federal Marines send me a quick in-game mail and I will pay you for hindering the Caldari forces and to be as much of a nuisance as possible.

I will pay you based on your actions along with end results.

That means purposely getting into friendly fire, getting in the way of my Enemy, purposely blocking points, be as annoying as you can be while finishing the match with a horrendous score. Of course a huge bonus is available to you if you get kicked out of FW for Team killing people people I deem a nuisance, even more if you get them kicked.

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The System of payment is a bit tricky to type on the forums due to all the variables that come in to play but for simplicity sake lets say this is an Average Tier team.

Payment values:
Observable Minor Hindrance -50,000 ISK, 25,000 ISK after each noticeable event.
Major Impactful Observed Hindrance- 100,000 ISK per event.
Purposeful death by friendly fire- is considered a Minor Hindrance
Getting teamate kicked from match- 200,000 - 2,000,000 ISK depending on the HVT (High Value Target) status of the individual, the better the player, the better the reward.

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Remember, if you're interested send me a mail at the beginning of the match, if I reply that means I request and accept your services.
I'll invite you to a private chat once I see that you are in fact a true mercenary.

I know I'll be making a habit of jumping on and massacring people in the enemy MCC until I get kicked at the start of my play sessions, every single day.

I know some assassins.....

Time to start earning that daily kick bonus. After a 100 days of kicks you get a nice pair of static boots to place in your mercenary quarters.

Take your money and go home we don't need your dirty gallente cash. The thing that really sucks is that i have to use your scout suit because the mini scout is under powered but, the more powerful Cadari scout suit is still in works. So when i see you in the battlefield i'll remember to shove my rail rifle in your 4 eyed face.