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Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3289
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Posted - 2013.12.06 16:41:00 -
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I know you guys like money, you pride yourselves on the acquisition of economics more than any faction in New Eden.
But you're also a mercenary, getting paid is the prime directive of the profession.
Here's my proposal:
If you come across me in Faction Warfare against the Federal Marines send me a quick in-game mail and I will pay you for hindering the Caldari forces and to be as much of a nuisance as possible.
I will pay you based on your actions along with end results.
That means purposely getting into friendly fire, getting in the way of my Enemy, purposely blocking points, be as annoying as you can be while finishing the match with a horrendous score. Of course a huge bonus is available to you if you get kicked out of FW for Team killing people people I deem a nuisance, even more if you get them kicked.
The System of payment is a bit tricky to type on the forums due to all the variables that come in to play but for simplicity sake lets say this is an Average Tier team.
Payment values:
Observable Minor Hindrance -50,000 ISK, 25,000 ISK after each noticeable event.
Major Impactful Observed Hindrance- 100,000 ISK per event.
Purposeful death by friendly fire- is considered a Minor Hindrance
Getting teamate kicked from match- 200,000 - 2,000,000 ISK depending on the HVT (High Value Target) status of the individual, the better the player, the better the reward.
Remember, if you're interested send me a mail at the beginning of the match, if I reply that means I request and accept your services.
I'll invite you to a private chat once I see that you are in fact a true mercenary.
I look forward to doing business with you. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3289
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Posted - 2013.12.06 16:55:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:
I approve of this service, but how do you track and verify it? screen caps of the punish screen, full match video, forwarding hate mail?
I pay very close attention of the kill feed because it always alerts me if one of my teammates around me was recently killed, it also lets me know what weapon they are using so I know how to approach them.
In other words I keep a close eye on the battlefield and what goes on.
I do not require screen caps of the punish screen, full match video or the forwarding hate mail.
If you accept my offer and I accept your help and see that you are doing nothing on the battlefield I'll make sure to pay you something.
Seeing teamkills in the kill-feed is a very easy thing to track
and the Major Hinderances I've talked about can be anything that's obviously noticeable.
I.e. blocking an objective with a vehicle, blocking routes in general, getting a dropship full of people and flying it into the redline (that will pay a very large sum) things of the such that are fairly obvious to a person that pays close attention.
Killing enemy equipment might result in a -5 and that would be a minor hindrance but if you state that your were doing so and I notice a decent negative value in the end results screen I'll pay you Minor Hindrance in addition to whatever else you do. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3292
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:08:00 -
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Hattori420 wrote:so....if I end up on your team, and r4pe many faces, do I still get your money? or should I shoot you instead until you pay me to stop?
A squad of SyNergy Gaming is not be trifled with, let alone the Q-synced EoN members playing for Gallente.
You can try if you want, but it would be unwise. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3292
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:14:00 -
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Nerf Heavies wrote:I'll be contacting you in-game, either on this alt or another one. I hope you're serious and have the ISK... I'm ready to make a career out of this. 
I have +520,000,000 ISK I'm good for it my good friend.
And another Gallente Militia Man in SyNergy would have no problem paying out ISK either and he has more than I.
You're safe contract is 100% guaranteed if I accept. The only variable is how much you are going to do for it. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3295
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:21:00 -
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Keri Starlight wrote:(I'm just joking and role-playing here, don't be mad GÖÑ)
You're a fool if you think that for us Caldari money comes before Loyalty!
We are strong because we trust one each other. We are united, we are one. Loyalty. Devotion. Integrity. Something you Gallente people don't know.
You are going to corrupt just a bunch of totally worthless, pathetic timeservers which are not really Caldari. You're lucky if they even know how to hold a gun. They can't be a threat anyway.
You also show all your ignorance about our people. Ever heard of Achura? Stargazers, monks, spiritualists. They couldn't care less of you dirty material money. You are quick at making generalizations. Too quick.
You're putting your people in a bad light. If I were Gallente, I would be ashamed of share my identity with you.
*lights cigarette*
The Cold Mechanistic, Economic, Technocratic Monopolistic Theocracy the Caldari govern themselves in says otherwise
*inhales* |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3295
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:24:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Sgt Kirk wrote:Nerf Heavies wrote:I'll be contacting you in-game, either on this alt or another one. I hope you're serious and have the ISK... I'm ready to make a career out of this. I have +520,000,000 ISK I'm good for it my good friend. And another Gallente Militia Man in SyNergy would have no problem paying out ISK either and he has more than I. You're safe contract is 100% guaranteed if I accept. The only variable is how much you are going to do for it. Would you pay out a modest squad bonus to a full six merc team that spends the match religiously suiciding their clones from the neocom?
A completely wasted squad? Hmm. Depending on my team, as well as my associate, if he's with me we'll split the cost and all of you will be paid handsomely. If it's worth it or not is the question. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3298
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:34:00 -
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Auld Syne wrote:So if I planted RE's at one of your friendly objectives and I blew it up when my friendlies tried to hack it what would that pay me?
Depending on the intensity of the match (like if the point is critical in winning) then I'll pay out a Major hindrance reward, I'll even add a bonus to that if you do it and it wins us the match.
Anything else is a Minor Hindrance reward. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3301
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:38:00 -
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Keri Starlight wrote: We wouldn't have built such a complex society without reciprocal trust and personal sacrifice. We want to defend what we have achieved.
You might attract casual mercenaries, though. It's deplorable, though, and you should feel ashamed.
*Exhales* |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3301
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:42:00 -
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Alright, I'm off to work now I'll answer any further inquiries when I get back. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3305
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Posted - 2013.12.06 19:21:00 -
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Nyra Volki wrote:So why do this i see no point really, can we just have a fair fight so we can all enjoy the game. I know it is New Eden an all but why ruin it for everyone else.
Because I can. |
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Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3306
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Posted - 2013.12.06 19:41:00 -
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Slag Emberforge wrote:I was planning on fighting for winmatar and Caldari to begin with. I'll keep this in mind.
More war points for me I suppose. You can't really ruin my day, while I don't have the ISK to field endless proto suits, I can do quite a bit of damage without them.
who said anything about prototype suits?
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Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3334
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Posted - 2013.12.07 23:32:00 -
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King Checkmate we are the masters of CQC, not sure what you're talking about.
we can go one on one if you'd like, I just like making things hard for the caldari |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3335
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Posted - 2013.12.07 23:52:00 -
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Brynjar Reko wrote:We Caldari have a way of dealing with the likes of you:
If anyone is ever in a match with me that includes Sgt Kirk in the opposing team, I will match his price with a stacking 10% bonus for any kill you get on him (with 50% diminishing returns; eg if you kill him twice it's 15%, three times is 17.5%, etc.)
yes! By all means I want people to come at me. This game is getting far too boring.
Also, if you want to take a chance and trust him to pay you good luck. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
3344
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Posted - 2013.12.08 22:52:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:Sgt Kirk wrote:King Checkmate we are the masters of CQC, not sure what you're talking about.
we can go one on one if you'd like, I just like making things hard for the caldari You are masters of CQC? Just because you dont know how to make Long ranged weapons and you had to ADAPT to fight CQ does not make you a ''master'' . You just dont have no other choice , since your weapons , like the PLASMA CANNON,have the range of an inflated condom being thrown by hand.....
we also use railguns, scum ((you didnt know that!?)) we just prefer the use of blasters and drones.
By your logic if we had to adapt to CQC then the Caldari are pussies when it comes to fighting so they stay far away from battle. Pansies |
Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
4246
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Posted - 2014.01.30 07:06:00 -
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Auld Syne wrote:Too bad you don't care about FW anymore...
FW turned out to be a dud once grinding for that sweet status was only for a very small percentage increase of LP.
FW is just another fail
So is PC
So are pubs
and yet I still play this ******* game. |
Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
4249
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Posted - 2014.01.30 08:24:00 -
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NK Scout wrote:
I'll pay 2 mil for people who **** the gallente and ignore this threa
Caldari is baf enough *******
Go ahead, I doubt you actually have the money to do this though. I personally spent around 80 million to **** the Caldari over and I think the affect is longer lasting than I hoped for.
And besides, this post came out two months ago.
I don't give a damn about FW anymore.
I do appreciate those of you who took up my offer. It was a pleasure doing business with you. |
Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
4263
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Posted - 2014.01.30 18:50:00 -
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NK Scout wrote:You desereve to have half your sp removed like nyan syan
And yet I'd still have about 16 million SP. |
Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
4275
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Posted - 2014.01.31 01:13:00 -
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RydogV wrote:I have to chuckle at this. I mean I get the purpose and it is kinda funny...it is suppose to be funny right? Or has there been some sudden surge of Caldari FW victories I am unaware of. Are Federation forces in great peril of losing their firm grip on controlled systems? We fight for Caldari a lot...mostly because it seems to take the less time to get into a battle and honestly, I would rather be frustrated with a hard-fought loss than bored red-line stomping the other team. Guess now we gotta worry about 'Double Agents'...like I'm in a B-rated spy movie. Gotta love New Eden 
This post came out a month or two ago and somebody recently bumped it.
I set out the contract because I hate the Caldari. It has nothing to do with me being Gallente but personal hatred of the Caldari.
They were already loosing badly at the time but making things even harder on them made me smile.
but yeah, this was two months ago, I could care less about FW now. |
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