I know you guys like money, you pride yourselves on the acquisition of economics more than any faction in New Eden.

But you're also a mercenary, getting paid is the prime directive of the profession.

Here's my proposal:

If you come across me in Faction Warfare against the Federal Marines send me a quick in-game mail and I will pay you for hindering the Caldari forces and to be as much of a nuisance as possible.

I will pay you based on your actions along with end results.

That means purposely getting into friendly fire, getting in the way of my Enemy, purposely blocking points, be as annoying as you can be while finishing the match with a horrendous score. Of course a huge bonus is available to you if you get kicked out of FW for Team killing people people I deem a nuisance, even more if you get them kicked.

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The System of payment is a bit tricky to type on the forums due to all the variables that come in to play but for simplicity sake lets say this is an Average Tier team.

Payment values:
Observable Minor Hindrance -50,000 ISK, 25,000 ISK after each noticeable event.
Major Impactful Observed Hindrance- 100,000 ISK per event.
Purposeful death by friendly fire- is considered a Minor Hindrance
Getting teamate kicked from match- 200,000 - 2,000,000 ISK depending on the HVT (High Value Target) status of the individual, the better the player, the better the reward.

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Remember, if you're interested send me a mail at the beginning of the match, if I reply that means I request and accept your services.
I'll invite you to a private chat once I see that you are in fact a true mercenary.

We Caldari have a way of dealing with the likes of you:

If anyone is ever in a match with me that includes Sgt Kirk in the opposing team, I will match his price with a stacking 10% bonus for any kill you get on him (with 50% diminishing returns; eg if you kill him twice it's 15%, three times is 17.5%, etc.)

King Checkmate we are the masters of CQC, not sure what you're talking about.

we can go one on one if you'd like, I just like making things hard for the caldari

I know you guys like money, you pride yourselves on the acquisition of economics more than any faction in New Eden.

But you're also a mercenary, getting paid is the prime directive of the profession.

I'll destroy your homeland. We Caldari will never forget the events of Caldari Prime

King Checkmate we are the masters of CQC, not sure what you're talking about.

we can go one on one if you'd like, I just like making things hard for the caldari

I know you guys like money, you pride yourselves on the acquisition of economics more than any faction in New Eden.

But you're also a mercenary, getting paid is the prime directive of the profession.

Here's my proposal:

If you come across me in Faction Warfare against the Federal Marines send me a quick in-game mail and I will pay you for hindering the Caldari forces and to be as much of a nuisance as possible.

I will pay you based on your actions along with end results.

That means purposely getting into friendly fire, getting in the way of my Enemy, purposely blocking points, be as annoying as you can be while finishing the match with a horrendous score. Of course a huge bonus is available to you if you get kicked out of FW for Team killing people people I deem a nuisance, even more if you get them kicked.

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The System of payment is a bit tricky to type on the forums due to all the variables that come in to play but for simplicity sake lets say this is an Average Tier team.

Payment values:
Observable Minor Hindrance -50,000 ISK, 25,000 ISK after each noticeable event.
Major Impactful Observed Hindrance- 100,000 ISK per event.
Purposeful death by friendly fire- is considered a Minor Hindrance
Getting teamate kicked from match- 200,000 - 2,000,000 ISK depending on the HVT (High Value Target) status of the individual, the better the player, the better the reward.

---

Remember, if you're interested send me a mail at the beginning of the match, if I reply that means I request and accept your services.
I'll invite you to a private chat once I see that you are in fact a true mercenary.

I'll destroy your homeland. We Caldari will never forget the events of Caldari Prime

You are masters of CQC?
Just because you dont know how to make Long ranged weapons and you had to ADAPT to fight CQ does not make you a ''master'' . You just dont have no other choice , since your weapons , like the PLASMA CANNON,have the range of an inflated condom being thrown by hand.....

we also use railguns, scum ((you didnt know that!?)) we just prefer the use of blasters and drones.

By your logic if we had to adapt to CQC then the Caldari are pussies when it comes to fighting so they stay far away from battle. Pansies

Too bad you don't care about FW anymore...

Too bad you don't care about FW anymore...

I know you guys like money, you pride yourselves on the acquisition of economics more than any faction in New Eden.

But you're also a mercenary, getting paid is the prime directive of the profession.

Here's my proposal:

If you come across me in Faction Warfare against the Federal Marines send me a quick in-game mail and I will pay you for hindering the Caldari forces and to be as much of a nuisance as possible.

I will pay you based on your actions along with end results.

That means purposely getting into friendly fire, getting in the way of my Enemy, purposely blocking points, be as annoying as you can be while finishing the match with a horrendous score. Of course a huge bonus is available to you if you get kicked out of FW for Team killing people people I deem a nuisance, even more if you get them kicked.

---

The System of payment is a bit tricky to type on the forums due to all the variables that come in to play but for simplicity sake lets say this is an Average Tier team.

Payment values:
Observable Minor Hindrance -50,000 ISK, 25,000 ISK after each noticeable event.
Major Impactful Observed Hindrance- 100,000 ISK per event.
Purposeful death by friendly fire- is considered a Minor Hindrance
Getting teamate kicked from match- 200,000 - 2,000,000 ISK depending on the HVT (High Value Target) status of the individual, the better the player, the better the reward.

---

Remember, if you're interested send me a mail at the beginning of the match, if I reply that means I request and accept your services.
I'll invite you to a private chat once I see that you are in fact a true mercenary.

I'll pay 2 mil for people who **** the gallente and ignore this threa
Caldari is baf enough *******

Go ahead, I doubt you actually have the money to do this though. I personally spent around 80 million to **** the Caldari over and I think the affect is longer lasting than I hoped for.



And besides, this post came out two months ago.

I don't give a damn about FW anymore.

You desereve to have half your sp removed like nyan syan

You desereve to have half your sp removed like nyan syan

You desereve to have half your sp removed like nyan syan

You cant buy our Honor.
You cant buy our Pride.
You cant buy our Life.

One day We Cladari will raise our fists again.
And that day We will set on fire everything and everyone who tried take our dignity.
We will burn every sign, every symbol and spill the last drop of blood from our enemies.

We are Caldari and We never bow down.

I have to chuckle at this. I mean I get the purpose and it is kinda funny...it is suppose to be funny right?

Or has there been some sudden surge of Caldari FW victories I am unaware of. Are Federation forces in great peril of losing their firm grip on controlled systems? We fight for Caldari a lot...mostly because it seems to take the less time to get into a battle and honestly, I would rather be frustrated with a hard-fought loss than bored red-line stomping the other team.

Guess now we gotta worry about 'Double Agents'...like I'm in a B-rated spy movie. Gotta love New Eden