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Grease Spillett
Ancient Exiles
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Posted - 2013.11.11 05:29:00 -
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I feel ashamed I do this sometimes. But Geez this is so dirty... I put a remote explosive... Right next to... OH GOD, the spawn pad and I wait. I ... Just ...   then someone spawns in and I... OH man what's wrong with me? What kind of a person would?  ME!
Next time you see me, bring more friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBM5hM5LdDw
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Tectonic Fusion
535
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Posted - 2013.11.11 05:34:00 -
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Grease Spillett wrote:I feel ashamed I do this sometimes. But Geez this is so dirty... I put a remote explosive... Right next to... OH GOD, the spawn pad and I wait. I ... Just ... then someone spawns in and I... OH man what's wrong with me? What kind of a person would? ME!
Tried this before. The spawn pad randomly disappeared....
I guess they spawned on it, but didn't spawn ON it...
Solo Player
Squad status: Locked
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
124
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Posted - 2013.11.11 05:34:00 -
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I shot a dude in the butt and killed him, it was hilarious. I haven't laugh so hard since. and it was a fellow sniper too. I was going around trekking, trying to find a nice little perch, when i spot a wild redberry - my initial instinct was to kill him on sight, but i didn't. I snuck up behind him because he didn't bother to gather his surroundings. I grabbed my mic and turned it on and said with a serious Morgan Freeman-esque voice "I can smell you" and shot him in the butt.
As a sniper, i am ashamed beyond belief...as a gamer, i am laughing my friggin butt off..and apparently his too.
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
i should make an Everything Nixon Corp
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Zero Notion
Wraith Company
300
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Posted - 2013.11.11 05:37:00 -
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Watch a player climb a ladder, just knowing that they're thinking, "Oh man, I hope a sniper doesn't notice me." or "I'm so going to get sniped!" and as they reach the top, they're probably experience that gleeful joy of success and victory.
Then I pot shot them. Just once. Maybe twice to scare them. That moment is ruined for them, they'll panic briefly. Some crouch, some jump. Either way, I track them for a while as they run, fleeing for their life as that sweet moment has turned into animal panic to escape. So I let their shields recharge a bit and just as they think they made it; boom, head shot.
:( My enjoyment is complex and deranged. |
8213
Grade No.2
639
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Posted - 2013.11.11 05:40:00 -
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I purposely through an uplink off a cliff once in domination...
A lot of good clones died that day... |
Vaerana Myshtana
Bojo's School of the Trades
1146
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Posted - 2013.11.11 05:43:00 -
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HmmGǪ
Proximity mine behind a parked LAV. The player was off hacking my objective and he'd hidden his LAV in a little dead end hallway.
He hacked the objective, ran back to his LAV and exploded. I hacked the objective back.
That's recent, though.
We used to do all sorts of mean things back before I had to pack up my PS3 to move. |
Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Cult of War
1005
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Posted - 2013.11.11 05:51:00 -
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Piloted a dropship to the top of a building where a sniper is (An accomplishment in itself since i generally crash) hoped out placed a spawn uplink, waited for my enter squad to spawn and had a melee gang bang of the thale's sniper.
For the Empire!
Dual tanking is a sin.
Well fuck me I can say fuck in my sig, who knew?
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DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles
2811
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Posted - 2013.11.11 06:01:00 -
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Rolling my camando suit with a laser + assault scrambler rifle for lulz in a ambush.
I'm sitting behind a rock roasting ppl until I see a scout coming up on my flank thanks to OP scanner (hehe)
I turn around and see he has nova knives. He rushes at me and jumps strait at me with charged knives..
I melee... +50
My reaction: "Holy **** I just OHK a scout!?"
Dat commando punch 
GôÉGô¥GôÿGô£Gôö > GôÉGô¢Gô¢
Gÿà¿When will dust get better?Gÿà
Forum Warrior LV. 2
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
62
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Posted - 2013.11.11 06:08:00 -
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FAALCOONE PAWNCH!
The biggest threat to my scout is everything.
My scout is the biggest threat to everything.
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Kaltos Darksbane
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
101
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Posted - 2013.11.11 06:20:00 -
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Militia tank didn't see me and stopped next to a small hill. I ran up the hill and jumped on top, dropped all three of my R/E's.
Jumped off and threw a AV nade to get his attention, when he turned his turret to shoot me I detonated him.
Dust 514?...............More like Dust 5150.
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Vicious Minotaur
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
317
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Posted - 2013.11.11 06:21:00 -
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Came across a Proto Caldari Assault (with 20+ kills that match) while in my ~2k Sever logi. Feigned weakness, ran away and played some peekaboo, to the overly aggressive proto Caldari to rush me... ... and....
+50
Thanks, remote explosive.
But the nastiest is, by far, when I popped an enemy Derpship 5 seconds into the skirmish while everybody was spawning in, and while it was still attached to the RDV. And the thing was, it was invisible.
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
62
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Posted - 2013.11.11 06:26:00 -
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Wow... I was honestly expecting worse from the community.
Anyway, I believe my nastiest was when I booby trapped a large turret. A red dot starts hacking it.
I don't detonate.
He hacks it, and guess what?
He didn't survive.
The biggest threat to my scout is everything.
My scout is the biggest threat to everything.
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Grimmiers
0uter.Heaven
Proficiency V.
315
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Posted - 2013.11.11 06:31:00 -
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I did this and got 3 kills. I felt so filthy..
I usually try to melee heavies any chance I get. They need hugs.
Grimm Grimm! \
Youtube Channel
Recruiter Link
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Joel II X
AHPA
126
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:06:00 -
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Tectonic Fusion wrote:Grease Spillett wrote:I feel ashamed I do this sometimes. But Geez this is so dirty... I put a remote explosive... Right next to... OH GOD, the spawn pad and I wait. I ... Just ... then someone spawns in and I... OH man what's wrong with me? What kind of a person would? ME! Tried this before. The spawn pad randomly disappeared.... I guess they spawned on it, but didn't spawn ON it...
I blew up an uplink, then two seconds later, an assault dude pops up and shoots my a**. |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514
Turalyon Alliance
4856
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:10:00 -
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I stole a blueberry's tank and proceeded to ram the subsequent tank with it.
As a runner-up, I have dropped LAVs on friendly Thale's snipers three times.
Level 4 Forum Warrior
Lenin of the glorious armoured revolution
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Niuvo
NECROM0NGERS
738
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:14:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:Rolling my camando suit with a laser + assault scrambler rifle for lulz in a ambush. I'm sitting behind a rock roasting ppl until I see a scout coming up on my flank thanks to OP scanner (hehe) I turn around and see he has nova knives. He rushes at me and jumps strait at me with charged knives.. I melee... +50 My reaction: "Holy **** I just OHK a scout!?" Dat commando punch
Perfect bonus for a commando. 2 chops to the throat!!!!! |
GRIM GEAR
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:23:00 -
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I scanned a heavy suit today in an ambush and he was chasing me around a building, I saw a blue berry coming up behind him as soon as he turned around and started firing at the blueberry I did a 180 and finished him off.
To make matters worse I think I already killed him twice prior to this incident he must of been seeing red. |
Mr CreepyPasta
DUST University
Ivy League
5
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:26:00 -
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I traveled Behind enemy lines in an adv mini scout suit and set up. Saw a red berry get gunned down and just as he got revived I popped a hole in his chest as he got revived again another +50 third time he got up I let him think he was safe and as the logi started to repair I took a chunk from his helmet and watched the red berry logi dance. |
Monkey MAC
killer taxi company
General Tso's Alliance
954
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:27:00 -
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I once had a rival in a match, to show him who's boss I fired my mass driver,
at point blank range! 
The pen is mightier than the sword
The gun is mightier than both
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Niuvo
NECROM0NGERS
738
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:33:00 -
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Greate thread here. funny stuff. Seen u snipe out there good shooting you got me once.
OK. I was at D then I get OHK by Ishukone SR. I look at the stats, He was a scout gk.0 at 500m+ The little arrow told me where the shot came from. Next spawn I head for the barren hills in my scout suit and keep looking back at D to see at what range I'm in. 200, then 300. Finally 500m+ I keep seaching around that desolate place, felt like I was in the desert! Then, he showed up on my radar! Yes I found him! And he has scope vision, so I flank around him until I'm 3m behind.
I confirmed that he is wearing a proto and his name matches my records. I swing my scout backpack around and take out 3 remote explosives. I gently place them around him. And ...BOOM goes the dynamite.
I find this dirty because of the 500m run I had to do and the glorious sound of 3 REs going off at once. Dealing 4,500 damage to a bony pro scout with no plates. |
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Grease Spillett
Ancient Exiles
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:35:00 -
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Niuvo wrote:Greate thread here. funny stuff. Seen u snipe out there good shooting you got me once.
OK. I was at D then I get OHK by Ishukone SR. I look at the stats, He was a scout gk.0 at 500m+ The little arrow told me where the shot came from. Next spawn I head for the barren hills in my scout suit and keep looking back at D to see at what range I'm in. 200, then 300. Finally 500m+ I keep seaching around that desolate place, felt like I was in the desert! Then, he showed up on my radar! Yes I found him! And he has scope vision, so I flank around him until I'm 3m behind.
I confirmed that he is wearing a proto and his name matches my records. I swing my scout backpack around and take out 3 remote explosives. I gently place them around him. And ...BOOM goes the dynamite.
I find this dirty because of the 500m run I had to do and the glorious sound of 3 REs going off at once. Dealing 4,500 damage to a bony pro scout with no plates.
EPIC
Next time you see me, bring more friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBM5hM5LdDw
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Lorhak Gannarsein
577
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:45:00 -
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The one where you fill up your tank and drag unsuspecting blues into the redline.
I worked out that you drag them seven seconds in for maximum tears. (that's the point where they're neeearly out... but not quite )
Too busy clicking cookies to play DUST...
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fawkuima juggalo
Eternal Beings
163
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:53:00 -
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lol.... blew someone up with their own remote explosive, lol no wp just fun and a big F.U. to whoever thought they could fool me like that
#Teabag. 
FIGHT FOR A CAUSE, EVEN IF IT'S NEXT TO YOU.
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MINA Longstrike
2Shitz 1Giggle
16
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:58:00 -
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Some guy shot a swarm launcher at me, so I spun around real quick and dropped altitude with my dropship and crushed him underneath me... in front of 2 squadmates and a few other enemy players. Wasn't easy to do either, but the tears were delicious. |
Broonfondle Majikthies
Bannana Boat Corp
412
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:59:00 -
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A damaged LAV was heading straight for my CEO in his Commando suit.
..He punched it to a dead stop and it exploded
2nd Funniest damn thing I've ever seen on this game
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
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Ludvig Enraga
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
638
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:59:00 -
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I one-shotted a guy that was running away from me (and I mean it-I fired only one shot fully expecting it to miss) with a proto breach MD about 50-70 m away. And then again I did this in a different game with a plasma cannon. Those were awesome, two best shots I ever took. I suppose they were 'nasty' too in how unexpected, unlikely, and deflating they were to the guys that they landed on. |
Ninjanomyx
Ancient Exiles
430
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Posted - 2013.11.11 08:01:00 -
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I spec'd into Tanks....That is considered masochism. If I spec into Derpships I could tell you another cool story  |
Ludvig Enraga
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
638
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Posted - 2013.11.11 08:07:00 -
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Niuvo wins so far I think. His is the last one on the first page. |
calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
1197
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Posted - 2013.11.11 08:16:00 -
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what don't I do lol.
I RE spawn points and uplinks, and wait for someone to spawn, I call it fishing.
camp bodies while I snipe to kill the person that picks him up and then kill him again.
today I shot a guy out a car and shot the next 4 guys that got in, laughing the whole time.
I let people start hacking things just so I can shoot them in the head easier.
I snipe people and let them start running just so i can snipe them the second before they get away.
I will hunt a single player all game, simply because their name stood out enough for me to remember them.
I go deep into enemy territory and camp a useless point on the map, and camp a cru without hacking it just to **** off players enough that they start hunting me instead of attacking the point, which most of the time is exactly what i'm doing.
I will hunt your tank down into the smallest darkest corner of the red line just to cost you a million isk.
welcome to dust I make my own entertainment. |
Minako Nakajima
Vortex State Empire
Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2013.11.11 08:20:00 -
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Got in a random 1 on 1 shootout with a Gallente, emptied both clips ... dash and melee "plook!" lol
"Looks can kill." // Terminally Insane
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