'Damn dem LAV skills too bad you havent got gun game'-13ear
spent most the match confining him to one of those spiky rock things.
He quit in the end.

"PROTO ***"
- a random raspberry.

"You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear

Post the best (read funniest, most poorly written, or just craziest) hate mail here. Feel free to include a little story to give us all a full picture of the butt kicking you handed out that resulted in the hilarious letter. I don't know about you but my favorites often include 2 or more empty letters sent in rage filled error.

Edit: In game hate mail only please, no RL stuff. This is for fun after all.

"You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear

It wast so much the message but the circumstance behind it

Was called a "no gun game pus"

Was followed an stalked

Yet I was only using a GLU and a Charge SCR. Sorry I didn't kill yah with a GEK

LOL. I got hate mail for one shotting a MLT suit with the charge of the Imperial Scrambler rifle.

"You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear

Oh look! Douche isn't censored!

I think we can all agree I3ear is a try hard, proto stomping hoe.

Also my hate mail from a Thale's sniper in public match.

-******* *****

He was sniping on top of a tower. Corp mates told me, got in my ADS. Tired to squash him but he jumped off and then I just decided to blow him up.

If bear can stomp you ( which i never see him do to anyone ) then ive got news for you mate..

"You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear

Ha. Could you show me a cap of this please b/c for a start i don't abbreviate someone neither have i ever sent that message to anyone. Sure you didn't just come up w/ the dumbest sounding rage mail you could think of then just added - 13ear?
Just b/c i don't ever post on the forums doesn't mean i don't check them every so often, so let's stop making up instances where i've mailed you shall we? 95% of those i've seen so far are completely false. Although all the rage mails i sent to those FG sniping or RL sniping are probably true. Kindly get off my **** would you devil? Not the first time you've name-dropped me & probably won't be the last.

Ha. Could you show me a cap of this please b/c for a start i don't abbreviate someone neither have i ever sent that message to anyone.

Ha. Could you show me a cap of this please b/c for a start i don't abbreviate someone neither have i ever sent that message to anyone. Sure you didn't just come up w/ the dumbest sounding rage mail you could think of then just added - 13ear?
Just b/c i don't ever post on the forums doesn't mean i don't check them every so often, so let's stop making up instances where i've mailed you shall we? 95% of those i've seen so far are completely false. Although all the rage mails i sent to those FG sniping or RL sniping are probably true. Kindly get off my **** would you devil? Not the first time you've name-dropped me & probably won't be the last.

Ha. Could you show me a cap of this please b/c for a start i don't abbreviate someone neither have i ever sent that message to anyone. Sure you didn't just come up w/ the dumbest sounding rage mail you could think of then just added - 13ear?
Just b/c i don't ever post on the forums doesn't mean i don't check them every so often, so let's stop making up instances where i've mailed you shall we? 95% of those i've seen so far are completely false. Although all the rage mails i sent to those FG sniping or RL sniping are probably true. Kindly get off my **** would you devil? Not the first time you've name-dropped me & probably won't be the last.

13ear strikes again!

So me and my buddies were doing domination, got us on a nice high spot with all together three Forge Gunners, including me. I killed 13ear in one shot while he was running around. Seems he got mad since he went with a dropship to our little hiding spot. He arrived, killed one of our logi's and just a few seconds later a buddy of mine got a direct hit with his militia FG. A few minutes later he manages to get again with us on the roof. Another buddy with his militia FG gets him. He quits the game immediately and those two buddies get their hate mail.

"Use some weapons that need skill!"

"You FOTM lovers"

Funny thing is, we were all Heavies since the start of the closed beta.

Ha. Could you show me a cap of this please b/c for a start i don't abbreviate someone neither have i ever sent that message to anyone. Sure you didn't just come up w/ the dumbest sounding rage mail you could think of then just added - 13ear?
Just b/c i don't ever post on the forums doesn't mean i don't check them every so often, so let's stop making up instances where i've mailed you shall we? 95% of those i've seen so far are completely false. Although all the rage mails i sent to those FG sniping or RL sniping are probably true. Kindly get off my **** would you devil? Not the first time you've name-dropped me & probably won't be the last.

13ear strikes again!

So me and my buddies were doing domination, got us on a nice high spot with all together three Forge Gunners, including me. I killed 13ear in one shot while he was running around. Seems he got mad since he went with a dropship to our little hiding spot. He arrived, killed one of our logi's and just a few seconds later a buddy of mine got a direct hit with his militia FG. A few minutes later he manages to get again with us on the roof. Another buddy with his militia FG gets him. He quits the game immediately and those two buddies get their hate mail.

"Use some weapons that need skill!"

"You FOTM lovers"

Funny thing is, we were all Heavies since the start of the closed beta.

Ha. Could you show me a cap of this please b/c for a start i don't abbreviate someone neither have i ever sent that message to anyone. Sure you didn't just come up w/ the dumbest sounding rage mail you could think of then just added - 13ear?
Just b/c i don't ever post on the forums doesn't mean i don't check them every so often, so let's stop making up instances where i've mailed you shall we? 95% of those i've seen so far are completely false. Although all the rage mails i sent to those FG sniping or RL sniping are probably true. Kindly get off my **** would you devil? Not the first time you've name-dropped me & probably won't be the last.

Well, yesterday I've sent your own mails just to prove you what you did. It's not my fault if you spam hate mails like Pro used to spam app mails :/

Ha. Could you show me a cap of this please b/c for a start i don't abbreviate someone neither have i ever sent that message to anyone. Sure you didn't just come up w/ the dumbest sounding rage mail you could think of then just added - 13ear?
Just b/c i don't ever post on the forums doesn't mean i don't check them every so often, so let's stop making up instances where i've mailed you shall we? 95% of those i've seen so far are completely false. Although all the rage mails i sent to those FG sniping or RL sniping are probably true. Kindly get off my **** would you devil? Not the first time you've name-dropped me & probably won't be the last.

He posts!

\o/

TeamPlayers?

Seems like everyone is moving there.

Well, yesterday I've sent your own mails just to prove you what you did. It's not my fault if you spam hate mails like Pro used to spam app mails :/

13ear strikes again!

So me and my buddies were doing domination, got us on a nice high spot with all together three Forge Gunners, including me. I killed 13ear in one shot while he was running around. Seems he got mad since he went with a dropship to our little hiding spot. He arrived, killed one of our logi's and just a few seconds later a buddy of mine got a direct hit with his militia FG. A few minutes later he manages to get again with us on the roof. Another buddy with his militia FG gets him. He quits the game immediately and those two buddies get their hate mail.

"Use some weapons that need skill!"

"You FOTM lovers"

Funny thing is, we were all Heavies since the start of the closed beta.

...

"your a n*****" - Some guy I killed twice with REs.

13ear a while ago now ambush on manis peak close to supply depot blues are pushing forward and clearing the area suddenly were pincered and everyone but me dies 13ear is at my feet I've got 5 guys zeroed on me bugger I thought but death did not come so I pull my nanite injector and spike him he gets shot instantly so res him the same happens got another res in before they cloned him. Best thing they left me alone:)

13ear - ******* scrub

Me - pardon

13ear - STFU Tard

I could see where this was going so I decided to stoop to his level somewhere between pond slime and a slug on the IQ scale

13ear - there's a surprise 12 year old virgin scrub

By this point I'm soooo upset I have a breakdown !!!!!

Me - actually you started this exchange

13ear - was just pissed you ressed me

I would like to thank the strawberries whoever you were that was epic I guess his rep proceeds him:)

I don't get the hate for 13ear? B4 he joined TP and therefore EoN he merked me a fair number of times,never felt any reason to send hate to him over it, had the pleasure of playing with him this week and learned a few things from him.

Not kissing his arse cos I don't do that with anyone but considering I have been known to rage when getting merked and losing a 35k suit, I can understand the rage when someone loses 235K+ worth of kit!

"You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear

I feel dumber for having read this. Ironic how you refer to IQ in this post... "there's a suprise 12 year old virgin scrub" ??? Can't tell if troll or attention seeker.

"you disgrace the baggins name with your MD" -xDJx Rock

"learn 2 uplink you flaming bag of douche *** weed"
some random blueberry named FLINTCH-FACE was butthurt because I was driving a lav around killing while our team was redlined

i told him "nice 0.58 KDR, it's no wonder you're looking for random ppl to carry you."
he followed up by spamming my mail for 2 days with 12 year old insults, he kept repeating "get bent"
he sent a total of 11 mails, i recieved the final 7 as of logging in this morning.

his last one:
"you suck a crustry **** hole, *** wad"
"go stuff your face ***** b4 i give you a bloody period" lolwut

after I congratulated him on his 0.58 KDR he tells me,
"unplink **** tard ur score wuz worse an u diez under and a 3 ***** face quitter "
(COD fan obviously using the term quitter, I had scored my normal 5/0 that game and wasn't AFK that time)

the other mails weren't very coherent just really juvinile swears like tourette syndrome style messages

this was all because i didnt fit uplinks for the blueberries

I feel dumber for having read this. Ironic how you refer to IQ in this post... "there's a suprise 12 year old virgin scrub" ??? Can't tell if troll or attention seeker.

In a match yesterday I noticed that half of my team, yep half, was sniping. This was causing the rest of us to have very little ability to affect the battle. In response to this heinous affront to my need to win I ordered my squad to each find a sniper and stand in front of them, thus denying them ability to snipe. The heathens must learn the error of their ways.

So I found my self a nice looking sniper, akira fireteam, and proceeded to follow him around for a while. He kept trying to move but I would just move myself right back in front of him.

After a while he mailed me.

Subject: how **** off before
Message: I fuk u over

Entertained by his poor grammar and command of standard English's spelling conventions I informed him that the price to snipe this match was 1 million isk and I'd leave him alone once I recieved the money (money earmarked for the mercs whose games were ruined by too many snipers fund).

He failed to pay and I kept standing infront of him the rest of the match, with a brief window of time I had to find him again him after he was, ironically, sniped while I was standing in his way.