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Mobius Kaethis
Molon Labe.
League of Infamy
619
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Posted - 2013.08.20 07:38:00 -
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Post the best (read funniest, most poorly written, or just craziest) hate mail here. Feel free to include a little story to give us all a full picture of the butt kicking you handed out that resulted in the hilarious letter. I don't know about you but my favorites often include 2 or more empty letters sent in rage filled error.
Edit: In game hate mail only please, no RL stuff. This is for fun after all. |
Xender17
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
477
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Posted - 2013.08.20 08:37:00 -
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Thnx for the isk.
(This guy doesn't pay attention to kill feeds) |
richiesutie 2
Seraphim Auxiliaries
244
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Posted - 2013.08.20 09:08:00 -
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'Damn dem LAV skills too bad you havent got gun game'-13ear
spent most the match confining him to one of those spiky rock things.
He quit in the end.  |
xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Corporation
CRONOS.
504
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Posted - 2013.08.20 10:00:00 -
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richiesutie 2 wrote:'Damn dem LAV skills too bad you havent got gun game'-13ear spent most the match confining him to one of those spiky rock things. He quit in the end.
"You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear |
THE TRAINSPOTTER
ROMANIA Renegades
C0VEN
161
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Posted - 2013.08.20 10:20:00 -
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this thread is going places
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DeadlyAztec11
Max-Pain-inc
Dark Taboo
1934
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Posted - 2013.08.20 10:21:00 -
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Some guy named Example Core called me and my corporation f**'s. Never even told me why he did that (it was BEFORE a match) :/ |
Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
431
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Posted - 2013.08.20 10:56:00 -
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hmmm mine would be before uprising, was trying out as a heavy (was logi before that) and i killed this guy 13ear and after the game was over i got a hate mail from him complaining that apparently im not a real man because i used a HMG to kill him and that a real man uses AR's.
i think he was angry at me because he was with his group of buddies and i killed him first or something like that, was a long long time ago, and was my first hate mail too hahaha |
Sir Meode
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
810
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Posted - 2013.08.20 10:59:00 -
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seems like 13 ear rages quite a lot XD |
Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
432
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Posted - 2013.08.20 11:00:00 -
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that poor guy will pop a vein if he rages too much haha |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514
2647
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Posted - 2013.08.20 11:08:00 -
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"PROTO ***"
- a random raspberry. |
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P14GU3
The Southern Legion
307
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Posted - 2013.08.20 13:55:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:"PROTO ***"
- a random raspberry.
Its even funnier when you are using adv gear lol |
Knight Soiaire
Better Hide R Die
1895
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Posted - 2013.08.20 13:58:00 -
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xxwhitedevilxx M wrote:richiesutie 2 wrote:'Damn dem LAV skills too bad you havent got gun game'-13ear spent most the match confining him to one of those spiky rock things. He quit in the end. "You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear
"Camp more *****" - 13ear
This guy sure does get around
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
1234
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:00:00 -
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This thread is not going to be friendly to 13ear. |
NAV HIV
The Generals
EoN.
342
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:02:00 -
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"You spawn camping Noob, get some gungame" - after being redlined
"No gun game" - After being shot by a MD (The guy was using a freedom MD btw)
Blank mails - quite a lot
my reply - How may i help you?
"Chicken" - after shooting the Gunner of the Derpship
"I killed you and stomped all over your Corp" - after calling in a dropship on a red sniper |
Azura Sakura
Militaires-Sans-Frontieres
434
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:06:00 -
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I think we can all agree I3ear is a try hard, proto stomping hoe. |
Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
435
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:12:00 -
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so instead of the hate mail collection post, OP rename this to the 13ear hate mail collection  |
Arirana
Ancient Exiles
14
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:26:00 -
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I didn't get it but apparently my buddy Zatara Rought got hate mail between PC games with the same corp, from a guy on the other team. It said "i wanna puke in ur butt". Have yet to get hate mail that tops that lol |
TEBOW BAGGINS
Rebel Raiders Inc.
912
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:26:00 -
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"you disgrace the baggins name with your MD"
"learn 2 uplink you flaming bag of douche *** weed"
some random blueberry named FLINTCH-FACE was butthurt because I was driving a lav around killing while our team was redlined
i told him "nice 0.58 KDR, it's no wonder you're looking for random ppl to carry you."
he followed up by spamming my mail for 2 days with 12 year old insults, he kept repeating "get bent"
he sent a total of 11 mails, i recieved the final 7 as of logging in this morning.
his last one:
"you suck a crustry **** hole, *** wad"
"go stuff your face ***** b4 i give you a bloody period" lolwut
after I congratulated him on his 0.58 KDR he tells me,
"unplink **** tard ur score wuz worse an u diez under and a 3 ***** face quitter "
(COD fan obviously using the term quitter, I had scored my normal 5/0 that game and wasn't AFK that time)
the other mails weren't very coherent just really juvinile swears like tourette syndrome style messages
this was all because i didnt fit uplinks for the blueberries |
Severance Pay
Krullefor Organization
Minmatar Republic
881
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:28:00 -
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Mobius Kaethis wrote:Post the best (read funniest, most poorly written, or just craziest) hate mail here. Feel free to include a little story to give us all a full picture of the butt kicking you handed out that resulted in the hilarious letter. I don't know about you but my favorites often include 2 or more empty letters sent in rage filled error.
Edit: In game hate mail only please, no RL stuff. This is for fun after all.
If someone hated me enough to find out my identity and mail me in real life, I would rethink how I conduct myself online.
After I smelted a solid gold statue to pat myself on the back for being the greatest douche the universe has ever known. |
Severance Pay
Krullefor Organization
Minmatar Republic
881
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:29:00 -
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Oh look! Douche isn't censored! |
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Halador Osiris
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
593
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:29:00 -
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I was going to type one up but then I remembered I'm at work and it's NSFW. Maybe I'll do it when I get home. |
Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
796
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:52:00 -
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"Good game W_H_0_R_E"
Now what the hell was that about?! And that was from a team mate.
*thought all the ladies love you?*
Shut up. seriously I don't what I did to the lass... |
Ansiiis The Trustworthy
WE ARE LEGENDS
251
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:55:00 -
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xxwhitedevilxx M wrote:richiesutie 2 wrote:'Damn dem LAV skills too bad you havent got gun game'-13ear spent most the match confining him to one of those spiky rock things. He quit in the end. "You killed me just because sum1 else was shootin me"-13ear
"I see that you have found your calling - sitting in the redline where none can shoot you" - 13ear.
I ran to the redline after an LAV full of flaylockers plundered my little sniper spot.
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Ace Starburst
PiZzA DuDeS
14
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:59:00 -
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One time my squad which included Heavy Breaks, he might have the messages, were in a domination match against another squad. They held the objective for most of the time due to their superior placement of drop uplinks on high and zerg like tactics.
After we cleared them out and took the objective their spokesperson had the audacity to say "Too bad, you still lose." That got us singularly focused on cloning them out and thanks to them using uplinks next to a supply depot in the city rather than hiding for the last few minutes, we did just before our MCC would have blown up. The next message received was complaining that they got pinned down and we took advantage of cheap tactics.
Apologies for not having the exact messages, but the gist of it is the same. |
jin foxdale
Foxhound Corporation
General Tso's Alliance
51
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Posted - 2013.08.20 15:04:00 -
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I got a blank message titled "P!SS." once. 
I've also had three blank messages followed by a fourth that simply said "U sh!t"
that's it for mails, although I often get abused in squad chat -
"hey a$$hole, get the f*ck out of my madrugar" (my absolute favourite line in dust ever!)
"get out of my squad you noob" ( after the match had ended - I had 1400 wp to he and his mates 600 combined) |
Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
796
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Posted - 2013.08.20 15:05:00 -
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"******* camping turd!"
even tho I did kill him with an RE, I was across the map at his red line, taking out a DS that just got called. |
STEALTH HUNTER ZERO
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
18
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Posted - 2013.08.20 15:25:00 -
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I was in an ambush recently running my scout/shotty and flanked a red calling in a tank (mlt no modules lol) so I took him out with a freshly cooked M1 then proceeded to hack it oblivious to the other reds nearby and turned it on them. Also destroyed another tank with it but I did keep it alive for him. He sent me this "Really, **** u." I replied that I kept it alive for him but he needed to fit his ****** tank with better modules. |
Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
928
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Posted - 2013.08.20 15:32:00 -
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Subject - You are exploiting.
Message - Why dont you fight with a real weapon homo.
Reason - 3 times in one match he tried to stealth hack one of our objectives and 3 times he failed to check for remote explosives. |
TEBOW BAGGINS
Rebel Raiders Inc.
913
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Posted - 2013.08.20 15:50:00 -
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all this will clear up some once the new COD releases which is kinda unfortunate. |
Mobius Kaethis
Molon Labe.
League of Infamy
626
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Posted - 2013.08.20 16:46:00 -
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Lol. Keep em commin' lads. Some of these are gems. |
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