"you disgrace the baggins name with your MD" -xDJx Rock

"learn 2 uplink you flaming bag of douche *** weed"
some random blueberry named FLINTCH-FACE was butthurt because I was driving a lav around killing while our team was redlined

i told him "nice 0.58 KDR, it's no wonder you're looking for random ppl to carry you."
he followed up by spamming my mail for 2 days with 12 year old insults, he kept repeating "get bent"
he sent a total of 11 mails, i recieved the final 7 as of logging in this morning.

his last one:
"you suck a crustry **** hole, *** wad"
"go stuff your face ***** b4 i give you a bloody period" lolwut

after I congratulated him on his 0.58 KDR he tells me,
"unplink **** tard ur score wuz worse an u diez under and a 3 ***** face quitter "
(COD fan obviously using the term quitter, I had scored my normal 5/0 that game and wasn't AFK that time)

the other mails weren't very coherent just really juvinile swears like tourette syndrome style messages

this was all because i didnt fit uplinks for the blueberries

I feel dumber for having read this. Ironic how you refer to IQ in this post... "there's a suprise 12 year old virgin scrub" ??? Can't tell if troll or attention seeker.

In a match yesterday I noticed that half of my team, yep half, was sniping. This was causing the rest of us to have very little ability to affect the battle. In response to this heinous affront to my need to win I ordered my squad to each find a sniper and stand in front of them, thus denying them ability to snipe. The heathens must learn the error of their ways.

So I found my self a nice looking sniper, akira fireteam, and proceeded to follow him around for a while. He kept trying to move but I would just move myself right back in front of him.

After a while he mailed me.

Subject: how **** off before
Message: I fuk u over

Entertained by his poor grammar and command of standard English's spelling conventions I informed him that the price to snipe this match was 1 million isk and I'd leave him alone once I recieved the money (money earmarked for the mercs whose games were ruined by too many snipers fund).

He failed to pay and I kept standing infront of him the rest of the match, with a brief window of time I had to find him again him after he was, ironically, sniped while I was standing in his way.