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Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:48:00 -
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So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. |
General John Ripper
The Generals EoN.
1839
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:51:00 -
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you should have posted name of said protobear so we can all laugh at him/her. |
Royce Kronos
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises
76
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:51:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. This just made my day.
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NAV HIV
The Generals EoN.
298
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:51:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. ]
Tell me that was a Cal Logi |
Knight Soiaire
Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
1346
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:52:00 -
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Probably a Scout |
Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
3330
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:52:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:you should have posted name of said protobear so we can all laugh at him/her. It's even funnier when you realize the enemy was a Caldari Logi :D |
Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
1356
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:54:00 -
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Proof that all the EVE player proto bears suck hard at this game |
Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
3330
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:55:00 -
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NAV HIV wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. ] Tell me that was a Cal Logi HAH |
NAV HIV
The Generals EoN.
298
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:58:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:NAV HIV wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. ] Tell me that was a Cal Logi HAH
LOL... Must be one the of the guys looking for a respec!!! |
CoD isAIDS
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2013.07.19 17:06:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Shouldn't sent the sorry sap a message explaining such. |
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A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
315
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Posted - 2013.07.19 17:20:00 -
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She is now ready for PC.
Lol thanks for posting. Best post I have read today.
Thx |
Poonmunch
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises
123
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Posted - 2013.07.19 17:40:00 -
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Was it you in the proto bear?
Munch |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.07.19 17:42:00 -
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Starter fits OP |
J-Lewis
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.07.19 18:00:00 -
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Please nerf 7 year olds. |
Severance Pay
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
765
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Posted - 2013.07.19 18:10:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Pics ot it didn't happen |
Xender17
Intrepidus XI EoN.
347
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Posted - 2013.07.19 18:23:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. You let a 7 year old play this? |
BLKDG
ROYAL SQUAD Shadow of the Apocalypse
11
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:14:00 -
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Now I need to have my 7 yr old troll team chat as she stomps with a forge lol |
Mobius Wyvern
BetaMax. CRONOS.
2581
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:16:00 -
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You need to explain to her what the word "badass" means and how it will now forever apply to her. |
Buster Friently
Rosen Association
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:18:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. The real question is, what weapon was she wielding?
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
5304
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:19:00 -
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Buster Friently wrote:The real question is, what weapon was she wielding?
I saw your name as the last post while surfing General, and I was like "hey, how much you want to bet he's gonna cry about the AR?"
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Vaux Karn
The Mercenary Collective
26
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:24:00 -
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Moral of the story: Proto user gets ganked by a 7 year old girl! Welcome to New Eden! LMFAO! |
Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.07.19 21:45:00 -
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Severance Pay wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Pics ot it didn't happen One of those moments where I'm sorry for not charging my phone in two days out of lazyness : < |
Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
3345
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Posted - 2013.07.19 21:51:00 -
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Buster Friently wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. The real question is, what weapon was she wielding? AR. So did the proto dude. |
General John Ripper
The Generals EoN.
1846
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Posted - 2013.07.20 01:14:00 -
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Vaux Karn wrote:Moral of the story: Proto user gets ganked by a 7 year old girl! Welcome to New Eden! LMFAO! bright future in New Eden for this one indeed. |
The Robot Devil
BetaMax. CRONOS.
675
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Posted - 2013.07.20 01:33:00 -
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Severance Pay wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Pics ot it didn't happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUqVeQg-Yg&feature=youtube_gdata_player |
Dimmu Borgir II
Consolidated Dust
7
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Posted - 2013.07.20 02:04:00 -
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Hahaha well my daughter and I were gonna be playing Lego Pirates of the Caribbean tomorrow but now I've read this, I'm getting her straight on Dust tomorrow morning, see if she can't improve my sucky K/D ratio for me! |
Eriknaught
Vader's Taco Shack
92
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Posted - 2013.07.20 02:10:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before.
She may be the "Chosen One." Hand-picked by the Ancient Ones to restore balance to Dust514. Many stories have been told of her in the MCCs of New Eden. That is all. Eriknaught out. END TRANSMISSION. |
Fire of Prometheus
Solaris Space Marines
10
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Posted - 2013.07.20 02:12:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before.
You sir have just made my whole week!!!!! XD |
Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
3356
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Posted - 2013.07.20 08:49:00 -
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Eriknaught wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. She may be the "Chosen One." Hand-picked by the Ancient Ones to restore balance to Dust514. Many stories have been told of her in the MCCs of New Eden. That is all. Eriknaught out. END TRANSMISSION.
I will get her into training right away! |
bethany valvetino
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
66
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Posted - 2013.07.20 08:54:00 -
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Epic...
Though, we need a new post, to petition CCP to "balance" 7 Year olds...
Thinking about, I might have to get my 9 year old play.. she is bound to improve my KDR |
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