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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:48:00 -
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So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game.
She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her.
And then I saw it...
She killed a proto bear. 
She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left.
It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before.  |
Cat Merc
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:52:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:you should have posted name of said protobear so we can all laugh at him/her.
It's even funnier when you realize the enemy was a Caldari Logi :D |
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Posted - 2013.07.19 16:55:00 -
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NAV HIV wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. ] Tell me that was a Cal Logi
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Posted - 2013.07.19 21:45:00 -
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Severance Pay wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Pics ot it didn't happen
One of those moments where I'm sorry for not charging my phone in two days out of lazyness : < |
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Posted - 2013.07.19 21:51:00 -
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Buster Friently wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. The real question is, what weapon was she wielding?
AR.
So did the proto dude. |
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Posted - 2013.07.20 08:49:00 -
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Eriknaught wrote:Cat Merc wrote:So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. She may be the "Chosen One." Hand-picked by the Ancient Ones to restore balance to Dust514. Many stories have been told of her in the MCCs of New Eden. That is all. Eriknaught out. END TRANSMISSION.
I will get her into training right away! |
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