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Cat Merc BetaMax. CRONOS. 3330	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:48:00 - [1] - Quote So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before.
General John Ripper The Generals EoN. 1839	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:51:00 - [2] - Quote you should have posted name of said protobear so we can all laugh at him/her.
Royce Kronos Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises 76	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:51:00 - [3] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. This just made my day.
NAV HIV The Generals EoN. 298	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:51:00 - [4] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. ] Tell me that was a Cal Logi
Knight Soiaire Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 1346	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:52:00 - [5] - Quote Probably a Scout
Cat Merc BetaMax. CRONOS. 3330	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:52:00 - [6] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: you should have posted name of said protobear so we can all laugh at him/her. It's even funnier when you realize the enemy was a Caldari Logi :D
Delta 749 Kestrel Reconnaissance 1356	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:54:00 - [7] - Quote Proof that all the EVE player proto bears suck hard at this game
Cat Merc BetaMax. CRONOS. 3330	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:55:00 - [8] - Quote NAV HIV wrote: Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. ] Tell me that was a Cal Logi HAH
NAV HIV The Generals EoN. 298	Posted - 2013.07.19 16:58:00 - [9] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: NAV HIV wrote: Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. ] Tell me that was a Cal Logi HAH LOL... Must be one the of the guys looking for a respec!!!
CoD isAIDS Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 7	Posted - 2013.07.19 17:06:00 - [10] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Shouldn't sent the sorry sap a message explaining such.

A'Real Fury D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 315	Posted - 2013.07.19 17:20:00 - [11] - Quote She is now ready for PC. Lol thanks for posting. Best post I have read today. Thx
Poonmunch Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises 123	Posted - 2013.07.19 17:40:00 - [12] - Quote Was it you in the proto bear? Munch
Cyrius Li-Moody The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 292	Posted - 2013.07.19 17:42:00 - [13] - Quote Starter fits OP
J-Lewis Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 220	Posted - 2013.07.19 18:00:00 - [14] - Quote Please nerf 7 year olds.
Severance Pay Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic 765	Posted - 2013.07.19 18:10:00 - [15] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Pics ot it didn't happen
Xender17 Intrepidus XI EoN. 347	Posted - 2013.07.19 18:23:00 - [16] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514,she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. You let a 7 year old play this?
BLKDG ROYAL SQUAD Shadow of the Apocalypse 11	Posted - 2013.07.19 20:14:00 - [17] - Quote Now I need to have my 7 yr old troll team chat as she stomps with a forge lol
Mobius Wyvern BetaMax. CRONOS. 2581	Posted - 2013.07.19 20:16:00 - [18] - Quote You need to explain to her what the word "badass" means and how it will now forever apply to her.
Buster Friently Rosen Association 1227	Posted - 2013.07.19 20:18:00 - [19] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. The real question is, what weapon was she wielding?
DUST Fiend OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 5304	Posted - 2013.07.19 20:19:00 - [20] - Quote Buster Friently wrote: The real question is, what weapon was she wielding? I saw your name as the last post while surfing General, and I was like "hey, how much you want to bet he's gonna cry about the AR?"

Vaux Karn The Mercenary Collective 26	Posted - 2013.07.19 20:24:00 - [21] - Quote Moral of the story: Proto user gets ganked by a 7 year old girl! Welcome to New Eden! LMFAO!
Cat Merc BetaMax. CRONOS. 3345	Posted - 2013.07.19 21:45:00 - [22] - Quote Severance Pay wrote: Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Pics ot it didn't happen One of those moments where I'm sorry for not charging my phone in two days out of lazyness : <
Cat Merc BetaMax. CRONOS. 3345	Posted - 2013.07.19 21:51:00 - [23] - Quote Buster Friently wrote: Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. The real question is, what weapon was she wielding? AR. So did the proto dude.
General John Ripper The Generals EoN. 1846	Posted - 2013.07.20 01:14:00 - [24] - Quote Vaux Karn wrote: Moral of the story: Proto user gets ganked by a 7 year old girl! Welcome to New Eden! LMFAO! bright future in New Eden for this one indeed.
The Robot Devil BetaMax. CRONOS. 675	Posted - 2013.07.20 01:33:00 - [25] - Quote Severance Pay wrote: Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. Pics ot it didn't happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUqVeQg-Yg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Dimmu Borgir II Consolidated Dust 7	Posted - 2013.07.20 02:04:00 - [26] - Quote Hahaha well my daughter and I were gonna be playing Lego Pirates of the Caribbean tomorrow but now I've read this, I'm getting her straight on Dust tomorrow morning, see if she can't improve my sucky K/D ratio for me!
Eriknaught Vader's Taco Shack 92	Posted - 2013.07.20 02:10:00 - [27] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. She may be the "Chosen One." Hand-picked by the Ancient Ones to restore balance to Dust514. Many stories have been told of her in the MCCs of New Eden. That is all. Eriknaught out. END TRANSMISSION.
Fire of Prometheus Solaris Space Marines 10	Posted - 2013.07.20 02:12:00 - [28] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. You sir have just made my whole week!!!!! XD
Cat Merc BetaMax. CRONOS. 3356	Posted - 2013.07.20 08:49:00 - [29] - Quote Eriknaught wrote: Cat Merc wrote: So I let my niece play Dust 514, she is 7 and never touched a console or a PC game. She couldn't aim, infact following a tank at close range was a problem for her. And then I saw it... She killed a proto bear. She didn't even move the right stick, he just walked into her aim as he tried to beat her to death when she had 80 hp left. It takes a special kind of suck to die in a proto suit from a starter suit with 80hp, who's player never touched a controller before. She may be the "Chosen One." Hand-picked by the Ancient Ones to restore balance to Dust514. Many stories have been told of her in the MCCs of New Eden. That is all. Eriknaught out. END TRANSMISSION. I will get her into training right away!
bethany valvetino Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 66	Posted - 2013.07.20 08:54:00 - [30] - Quote Epic... Though, we need a new post, to petition CCP to "balance" 7 Year olds... Thinking about, I might have to get my 9 year old play.. she is bound to improve my KDR



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