My happiness with my woman is not dependent on her weight, i personally don't care about a few extra pounds unless it is like an insane level. Even more so than someone I really love.
Also, there are no ethical issues to worry about when it comes to "cheating" on a game with another game. Its freakin game.

I have a better metaphor, it goes like this:

Dust is that girl you know that is a total tease. The end.

She makes you think you get get some, then she says, "sorry, no new heavy racial variants for the next five billion years!"

Did you not read the description...

Jabba the f****** hutt...

This is probably the most-face-palm-worthy RL analogy I've ever heard....

Why would you ever choose someone who will at the end of the day "drop you like a pair of old shoes" and wonder if that person will give you "happiness for years to come," and ignore the alleged "woman of your dreams" who loves you.

Please tell me you are not this confused with RL relationships...

This should only be challenging to highschoolers.

Its clear I have no experience with women of any kind

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I made that just for you.

Agreed

I wouldn't outright say Dust 514 is bad. More like flawed and boring at the moment. DS 10 was right on all his points though, even the one about CoD. We need more for this game to be successful. Back in Chrome, my argument was that unlike those AAA floozies that put out after you spend $60 and another $30~40 for her sister DLC to join in, Dust is like that girl you meet at a party, get to know, date for a while, and later move in with. She may not be the prettiest, the best cook, or even the best in the sack, but you'll be glad you met her. Unfortunately with the competition so fierce, Dust is turning into that mistress you spend time with because she's free and you're still waiting on/can't afford Ms. Retail...

When the **** did I write that?

When the **** did I write that?

I have a better metaphor, it goes like this:

Dust is that girl you know that is a total tease. The end.

She makes you think you get get some, then she says, "sorry, no new heavy racial variants for the next five billion years!"

You know, there are a few times in a guy's life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he's been doing and be with any woman who'll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, maybe - maybe for the rest of his life. Now it seems that by taking the other road, he's missing out on a lot. But the truth is, he gets much more in return. He gets to be happy. Are you wearing panties?

DUST 514 is like that one girl that loves you no matter what, unconditionally, and is every bit the woman of your dreams...

Except she is a little on the husky side. Okay she's a fat ass. A big jabba the hutt, but she wants to work on her figure for you and constantly excercises. Every month, she looks more like a Victoria's secret model.

You love her too because of her sheer devotion and dedication but sometimes it seems like it's not enough, especially when that skinny blond across the street beckons with her seductive good looks.

It then becomes a battle within. You know that blond is nothing but empty pleasure that, at the end of the day, might drop you like an old pair of shoes for a new fad.

So which do you choose? Who do you stay loyal too?


Which one will give you happiness for years to come?

Holy **** man. That is just some down right depressing ****.

At least mine has a little hope.

This is probably the most-face-palm-worthy RL analogy I've ever heard....

Why would you ever choose someone who will at the end of the day "drop you like a pair of old shoes" and wonder if that person will give you "happiness for years to come," and ignore the alleged "woman of your dreams" who loves you.

Please tell me you are not this confused with RL relationships...

This should only be challenging to highschoolers.

DUST 514 is like that one girl that loves you no matter what, unconditionally, and is every bit the woman of your dreams...

Except she is a little on the husky side. Okay she's a fat ass. A big jabba the hutt, but she wants to work on her figure for you and constantly excercises. Every month, she looks more like a Victoria's secret model.

You love her too because of her sheer devotion and dedication but sometimes it seems like it's not enough, especially when that skinny blond across the street beckons with her seductive good looks.

It then becomes a battle within. You know that blond is nothing but empty pleasure that, at the end of the day, might drop you like an old pair of shoes for a new fad.

So which do you choose? Who do you stay loyal too?


Which one will give you happiness for years to come?