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Gigatron Prime The.Primes 169	Posted - 2013.07.10 03:58:00 - [1] - Quote DUST 514 is like that one girl that loves you no matter what, unconditionally, and is every bit the woman of your dreams... Except she is a little on the husky side. Okay she's a fat ass. A big jabba the hutt, but she wants to work on her figure for you and constantly excercises. Every month, she looks more like a Victoria's secret model. You love her too because of her sheer devotion and dedication but sometimes it seems like it's not enough, especially when that skinny blond across the street beckons with her seductive good looks. It then becomes a battle within. You know that blond is nothing but empty pleasure that, at the end of the day, might drop you like an old pair of shoes for a new fad. So which do you choose? Who do you stay loyal too? Which one will give you happiness for years to come?
Gigatron Prime The.Primes 169	Posted - 2013.07.10 04:01:00 - [2] - Quote You'd be surprised my sexually frustrated young friend... You'd be surprised.
Gigatron Prime The.Primes 169	Posted - 2013.07.10 04:04:00 - [3] - Quote KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote: My happiness with my woman is not dependent on her weight, i personally don't care about a few extra pounds unless it is like an insane level. Even more so than someone I really love. Also, there are no ethical issues to worry about when it comes to "cheating" on a game with another game. Its freakin game. Did you not read the description... Jabba the ******* hutt...
Gigatron Prime The.Primes 169	Posted - 2013.07.10 04:05:00 - [4] - Quote Logi Bro wrote: I have a better metaphor, it goes like this: Dust is that girl you know that is a total tease. The end. She makes you think you get get some, then she says, "sorry, no new heavy racial variants for the next five billion years!" Holy ** man. That is just some down right depressing **. At least mine has a little hope.
Gigatron Prime The.Primes 172	Posted - 2013.07.10 05:35:00 - [5] - Quote SENATOR KODOS wrote: Gigatron Prime wrote: Its clear I have no experience with women of any kind Agreed When the **** did I write that?

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