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        |  Gigatron Prime
 The.Primes
 
 169
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 03:58:00 -
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 DUST 514 is like that one girl that loves you no matter what, unconditionally, and is every bit the woman of your dreams...
 
 Except she is a little on the husky side. Okay she's a fat ass. A big jabba the hutt, but she wants to work on her figure for you and constantly excercises. Every month, she looks more like a Victoria's secret model.
 
 You love her too because of her sheer devotion and dedication but sometimes it seems like it's not enough, especially when that skinny blond across the street beckons with her seductive good looks.
 
 It then becomes a battle within. You know that blond is nothing but empty pleasure that, at the end of the day, might drop you like an old pair of shoes for a new fad.
 
 So which do you choose? Who do you stay loyal too?
 
 
 Which one will give you happiness for years to come?
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        |  Xocoyol Zaraoul
 Zumari Force Projection
 Caldari State
 
 665
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:00:00 -
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 This is probably the most-face-palm-worthy RL analogy I've ever heard....
 
 Why would you ever choose someone who will at the end of the day "drop you like a pair of old shoes" and wonder if that person will give you "happiness for years to come," and ignore the alleged "woman of your dreams" who loves you.
 
 Please tell me you are not this confused with RL relationships...
 
 This should only be challenging to highschoolers.
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        |  Gigatron Prime
 The.Primes
 
 169
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:01:00 -
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 You'd be surprised my sexually frustrated young friend... You'd be surprised.
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        |  KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
 Seraphim Initiative.
 CRONOS.
 
 4819
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:03:00 -
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 My happiness with my woman is not dependent on her weight, i personally don't care about a few extra pounds unless it is like an insane level. Even more so with someone I really love.
 Also, there are no ethical issues to worry about when it comes to "cheating" on a game with another game. Its freakin game.
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        |  Gigatron Prime
 The.Primes
 
 169
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:04:00 -
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 KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:My happiness with my woman is not dependent on her weight, i personally don't care about a few extra pounds unless it is like an insane level. Even more so than someone I really love.Also, there are no ethical issues to worry about when it comes to "cheating" on a game with another game. Its freakin game.
 Did you not read the description...
 
 Jabba the ******* hutt...
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        |  Logi Bro
 Greatness Achieved Through Training
 EoN.
 
 1778
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:05:00 -
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 I have a better metaphor, it goes like this:
 
 Dust is that girl you know that is a total tease. The end.
 
 She makes you think you get get some, then she says, "sorry, no new heavy racial variants for the next five billion years!"
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        |  Gigatron Prime
 The.Primes
 
 169
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:05:00 -
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 Logi Bro wrote:I have a better metaphor, it goes like this:
 Dust is that girl you know that is a total tease. The end.
 
 She makes you think you get get some, then she says, "sorry, no new heavy racial variants for the next five billion years!"
 Holy **** man. That is just some down right depressing ****.
 
 At least mine has a little hope.
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        |  KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
 Seraphim Initiative.
 CRONOS.
 
 4819
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:07:00 -
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 Gigatron Prime wrote:KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:My happiness with my woman is not dependent on her weight, i personally don't care about a few extra pounds unless it is like an insane level. Even more so than someone I really love.Also, there are no ethical issues to worry about when it comes to "cheating" on a game with another game. Its freakin game.
 Did you not read the description... Jabba the f****** hutt... Guess I misread that part. Still a pretty silly comparison. Just go play whatever you want to, and come back in a few years or months. Its not "cheating".
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        |  dday3six
 Intrepidus XI
 EoN.
 
 69
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:10:00 -
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 I made that just for you.
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        |  Dr Allopathy
 Raging Pack of Homos
 
 116
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:14:00 -
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 I think OP is a virgin
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        |  TheAmazing FlyingPig
 Crux Special Tasks Group
 Gallente Federation
 
 1658
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:17:00 -
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 *pulls out spreadsheets*
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        |  Chunky Munkey
 Amarr Templars
 Amarr Empire
 
 736
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:21:00 -
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 Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:This is probably the most-face-palm-worthy RL analogy I've ever heard....
 Why would you ever choose someone who will at the end of the day "drop you like a pair of old shoes" and wonder if that person will give you "happiness for years to come," and ignore the alleged "woman of your dreams" who loves you.
 
 Please tell me you are not this confused with RL relationships...
 
 This should only be challenging to highschoolers.
 
 Video games forum. Your surprise is unwarranted.
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        |  SENATOR KODOS
 Absentee AFK Regiment
 
 302
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:36:00 -
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 Gigatron Prime wrote:Its clear I have no experience with women of any kind 
 Agreed
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        |  Kiro Justice
 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
 DARKSTAR ARMY
 
 346
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:52:00 -
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 I'm walking away. OP, if we're here, we're loyal to DUST, even if we say we hate it and spit on it and curse it into the ground with the burning rage of 1000 blue-superman empowering Suns. We'll still be here, even if we walk away for years, we'll still come back.
 
 Your analogy was...Wow. It was a thing.
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        |  Maken Tosch
 DUST University
 Ivy League
 
 3225
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 04:59:00 -
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 dday3six wrote:. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-GÇÿGÇ¥. . . . . . . . . .``~., . . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-GÇ¥. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .GÇ£-., . . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GÇ¥:, . . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\, . . . . . . . . . /. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,} . . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`^`.} . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:GÇ¥. . . ./ . . . . . . .?. . . __. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :`. . . ./ . . . . . . . /__.(. . .GÇ£~-,_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`. . . .. ./ . . . . . . /(_. . GÇ¥~,_. . . ..GÇ£~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/ . . . .. .{.._$;_. . .GÇ¥=,_. . . .GÇ£-,_. . . ,.-~-,}, .~GÇ¥; /. .. .} . . .. . .((. . .*~_. . . .GÇ¥=-._. . .GÇ£;,,./`. . /GÇ¥ . . . ./. .. ../ . . . .. . .\`~,. . ..GÇ£~.,. . . . . . . . . ..`. . .}. . . . . . ../ . . . . . .(. ..`=-,,. . . .`. . . . . . . . . . . ..(. . . ;_,,-GÇ¥ . . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\ . . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__ ,,_. . . . . }.>-._\. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . ..`=~-, . .. `=~-,_\_. . . `\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\ . . . . . . . . . .`=~-,,.\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`>--==`` . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..` I made that just for you.  
 Must have taken a long time to press ctrl-C and then ctrl-V.
 
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        |  Gigatron Prime
 The.Primes
 
 172
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 05:35:00 -
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 SENATOR KODOS wrote:Gigatron Prime wrote:Its clear I have no experience with women of any kind Agreed When the **** did I write that?
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        |  Poonmunch
 Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
 Interstellar Conquest Enterprises
 
 60
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 05:39:00 -
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 I'd try to work this situation into a threesome.
 
 
 Munch
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        |  hooc order
 Deep Space Republic
 Top Men.
 
 568
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 05:40:00 -
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 Feminists ruin everything.
 
 ....
 
 Also no diet and exercise has ever stuck....ever.
 
 Note: OK there are like 0.1% of the population that was fat and gets skinny....seriously there are more people who are straight then at age 40 or so decide yeah sure i think i will go the other way the there are people who shed a bunch of weight to become Victoria secret hot and kept it off.
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        |  Cosgar
 ParagonX
 
 2575
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 05:42:00 -
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 Link
 
 Cosgar wrote:I wouldn't outright say Dust 514 is bad. More like flawed and boring at the moment. DS 10 was right on all his points though, even the one about CoD. We need more for this game to be successful. Back in Chrome, my argument was that unlike those AAA floozies that put out after you spend $60 and another $30~40 for her sister DLC to join in, Dust is like that girl you meet at a party, get to know, date for a while, and later move in with. She may not be the prettiest, the best cook, or even the best in the sack, but you'll be glad you met her. Unfortunately with the competition so fierce, Dust is turning into that mistress you spend time with because she's free and you're still waiting on/can't afford Ms. Retail... | 
      
      
        |  SENATOR KODOS
 Absentee AFK Regiment
 
 302
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 05:59:00 -
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 Gigatron Prime wrote:SENATOR KODOS wrote:Gigatron Prime wrote:Its clear I have no experience with women of any kind Agreed When the **** did I write that? 
 Case in point.
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        |  Mobius Wyvern
 BetaMax.
 CRONOS.
 
 2403
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 06:05:00 -
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 Gigatron Prime wrote:SENATOR KODOS wrote:Gigatron Prime wrote:THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY STATEMENT Agreed When the **** did I write that? You realize you can type anything you want and apply Quote boxes to it, right?
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        |  Orenji Jiji
 Seraphim Initiative.
 CRONOS.
 
 151
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 09:22:00 -
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 Logi Bro wrote:I have a better metaphor, it goes like this:
 Dust is that girl you know that is a total tease. The end.
 
 She makes you think you get get some, then she says, "sorry, no new heavy racial variants for the next five billion years!"
 SoonGäó works every time.
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        |  Manly Vehicle Operator
 Algintal Core
 Gallente Federation
 
 38
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 10:23:00 -
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 You know, there are a few times in a guy's life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he's been doing and be with any woman who'll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, maybe - maybe for the rest of his life. Now it seems that by taking the other road, he's missing out on a lot. But the truth is, he gets much more in return. He gets to be happy. Are you wearing panties?
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        |  gbh08
 Seituoda Taskforce Command
 Caldari State
 
 62
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 11:17:00 -
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 wow, so many FAT people took the op too seriously
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        |  Dr Allopathy
 Raging Pack of Homos
 
 144
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 11:19:00 -
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 Manly Vehicle Operator wrote: You know, there are a few times in a guy's life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he's been doing and be with any woman who'll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, maybe - maybe for the rest of his life. Now it seems that by taking the other road, he's missing out on a lot. But the truth is, he gets much more in return. He gets to be happy. Are you wearing panties? a crock of ****
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        |  Nocturnal Soul
 Immortal Retribution
 
 108
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 11:21:00 -
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 Dip the toe in the pool if you dont like it no one will ever know
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        |  BL4CKST4R
 WarRavens
 League of Infamy
 
 688
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 11:23:00 -
          [27] - Quote 
 
 Gigatron Prime wrote:DUST 514 is like that one girl that loves you no matter what, unconditionally, and is every bit the woman of your dreams...
 Except she is a little on the husky side. Okay she's a fat ass. A big jabba the hutt, but she wants to work on her figure for you and constantly excercises. Every month, she looks more like a Victoria's secret model.
 
 You love her too because of her sheer devotion and dedication but sometimes it seems like it's not enough, especially when that skinny blond across the street beckons with her seductive good looks.
 
 It then becomes a battle within. You know that blond is nothing but empty pleasure that, at the end of the day, might drop you like an old pair of shoes for a new fad.
 
 So which do you choose? Who do you stay loyal too?
 
 
 Which one will give you happiness for years to come?
 
 See when you put it that way I want to stay with Dust, but here is the the missing piece. How long will it take to jabba to be that model I am dreaming of? 6 months? 2 years? 15 years? The longer time passes the more and more I lean towards that blondie.
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        |  Rusty Shallows
 Black Jackals
 
 140
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 11:49:00 -
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 Gigatron Prime wrote:Logi Bro wrote:I have a better metaphor, it goes like this:
 Dust is that girl you know that is a total tease. The end.
 
 She makes you think you get get some, then she says, "sorry, no new heavy racial variants for the next five billion years!"
 Holy **** man. That is just some down right depressing ****.  At least mine has a little hope. And yet so very true.
 
 Similar to how many of us would be allot happier if we never seen any of the trailer videos. Our high expectations dashed by a cruel reality. Like taking home that girl from the bar only to find out she isn't female.
 
 Although I'm more of an optimist than Logi Bro. We'll see the other heavy suits in the next five years, not five billion.
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        |  Surt gods end
 Demon Ronin
 
 622
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 11:55:00 -
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 Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:This is probably the most-face-palm-worthy RL analogy I've ever heard....
 Why would you ever choose someone who will at the end of the day "drop you like a pair of old shoes" and wonder if that person will give you "happiness for years to come," and ignore the alleged "woman of your dreams" who loves you.
 
 Please tell me you are not this confused with RL relationships...
 
 This should only be challenging to highschoolers.
 
 
 You sir are a true gamer. lol That's thought is more of a teenage dream, then what actually is. You got male co workers? Then you would know the world is not so black and white. Shoot, even having friends you would know that. unless all your friends have stayed and never strayed from thier JR HIGH SCHOOL SWEET HEARTS, or had it happen to them.
  
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        |  oso tiburon
 The Generals
 EoN.
 
 144
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 12:32:00 -
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 Gigatron Prime wrote:DUST 514 is like that one girl that loves you no matter what, unconditionally, and is every bit the woman of your dreams...
 Except she is a little on the husky side. Okay she's a fat ass. A big jabba the hutt, but she wants to work on her figure for you and constantly excercises. Every month, she looks more like a Victoria's secret model.
 
 You love her too because of her sheer devotion and dedication but sometimes it seems like it's not enough, especially when that skinny blond across the street beckons with her seductive good looks.
 
 It then becomes a battle within. You know that blond is nothing but empty pleasure that, at the end of the day, might drop you like an old pair of shoes for a new fad.
 
 So which do you choose? Who do you stay loyal too?
 
 
 Which one will give you happiness for years to come?
 this just made my morning
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        |  Laurent Cazaderon
 What The French
 CRONOS.
 
 1798
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 12:55:00 -
          [31] - Quote 
 
 Gigatron Prime wrote:You'd be surprised my sexually frustrated young friend... You'd be surprised.  
 this ^
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        |  Xocoyol Zaraoul
 Zumari Force Projection
 Caldari State
 
 678
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 15:57:00 -
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 Surt gods end wrote:You sir are a true gamer. lol That's thought is more of a teenage dream, then what actually is. You got male co workers? Then you would know the world is not so black and white. Shoot, even having friends you would know that. unless all your friends have stayed and never strayed from thier JR HIGH SCHOOL SWEET HEARTS, or had it happen to them.   
 The majority of my coworkers may joke around about that stuff, but only two of them are idiotic enough to have difficulties with such things. I know the world is not Black and White, but for this it is a clear difference of self-control, appreciation of future consequences, and sense of character.
 
 I guess we have different friends and coworkers.
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        |  Medic 1879
 Tritan's Onslaught
 RISE of LEGION
 
 636
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.10 16:36:00 -
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 Gigatron Prime wrote:KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:My happiness with my woman is not dependent on her weight, i personally don't care about a few extra pounds unless it is like an insane level. Even more so than someone I really love.Also, there are no ethical issues to worry about when it comes to "cheating" on a game with another game. Its freakin game.
 Did you not read the description... Jabba the f****** hutt... 
 More cushion for the pushing.
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