Is the book a good read?

I view the empress as one of Amarr's good points. Can we trade Heth for your empress? Heth, despite being very unpopular at the moment hasn't been kicked from power yet.

My god just read Templar One...if you've read it I'm sure you know what part I'm talking about.

Let's just say being Amarr just got way more interesting in following H.R.M Jamyl.

One day we're going to slowly cut her head off, as the blood from her arteries pumps down her throat, slow drowning her, as we continue to hack away at her spinal cord, with every twitch from her body echos how sorry she will be for the evils she has done.

I've been looking for that book for a while now


Yeah finally real incentive to get it. Praise the Empress!

Puny Caldari scum. You realize not how pathetic your race is. With a flick of the wrist we can break you. You believe yourself allied with the Amarr, yet you are merely being played. A tool for Amarrian domination. Come the conquest of the Minmatar and fall of the Gallente Federation your people will be next in line as servants to the throne. Hail to the empress!

Ay, I've been planning on getting it from Amazon sometime soon. This is an excellent tease.

i believe ur talking about her interesting pre-corination "meeting"

Yes this along with the twist that came with it which was like a right hook to the face.

One day we're going to slowly cut her head off, as the blood from her arteries pumps down her throat, slow drowning her, as we continue to hack away at her spinal cord, with every twitch from her body echos how sorry she will be for the evils she has done.

Puny Caldari scum. You realize not how pathetic your race is. With a flick of the wrist we can break you. You believe yourself allied with the Amarr, yet you are merely being played. A tool for Amarrian domination. Come the conquest of the Minmatar and fall of the Gallente Federation your people will be next in line as servants to the throne. Hail to the empress!

Ay, I've been planning on getting it from Amazon sometime soon. This is an excellent tease.

Pffft...soon as I can buy a genetic race reassignment it's "bye bye Gallente, hello Amarr Master Race!"
Stupid space hippies...

Pffft...soon as I can buy a genetic race reassignment it's "bye bye Gallente, hello Amarr Master Race!"
Stupid space hippies...

You can be reclaimed as a follower of God.

All races are Amarr, they are simply lost and must be reclaimed in the name of our faith my child.

Also what are the opinions on Empyrean Age and Burning Life?

EDIT: And I remember sometime last summer I found a few links to some other stories written by one of the authors of the EVE novels, some lengthy stories but only available to read online. Told myself I was going to read them but I didn't really get into the whole EVE lore until this year. Can't seem to find them, anyone know what I'm talking about?

Is the book a good read?

I view the empress as one of Amarr's good points. Can we trade Heth for your empress? Heth, despite being very unpopular at the moment hasn't been kicked from power yet.

You can be reclaimed as a follower of God.

All races are Amarr, they are simply lost and must be reclaimed in the name of our faith my child.

Is the book a good read?

I view the empress as one of Amarr's good points. Can we trade Heth for your empress? Heth, despite being very unpopular at the moment hasn't been kicked from power yet.

your god needs slaves to keep your "master race" sustained, no god needs anything to keep himself alive.

I wouldn't count the caldari out. those bastards are crazy enough to crash a titan into a planet, when they're already winning, since the gallente needed a handicap.

I call that a dedication to duty.....other call it madness.....

One day we're going to slowly cut her head off, as the blood from her arteries pumps down her throat, slow drowning her, as we continue to hack away at her spinal cord, with every twitch from her body echos how sorry she will be for the evils she has done.

nah, we just like explosions. nothing says that like ramming a planet with a ship the size of a slightly smaller planet.

Well despite you relying on barbaric projectile weapons and explosives I tip my hat to you Caldari fellows for doing s stand up job in halting the progression of dangerous ideals like freedom and liberty.

They're efficient. just like fighting the gallente, war is good for industry, so we need a fight. you're a convenient ally since you always try to pick fights, and all that gold and gaudy light show stuff is so very expensive when you have to rebuy it, from us.

may we stay friends as long as it's profitable.

It is the same for us. While we appreciate all the Caldari State has done for us, we are a mighty empire and you are but a small protectorate.

Without our continued support the Gallente would overrun you and your people.

Well despite you relying on barbaric projectile weapons and explosives I tip my hat to you Caldari fellows for doing s stand up job in halting the progression of dangerous ideals like freedom and liberty.

your god needs slaves to keep your "master race" sustained, no god needs anything to keep himself alive.

I wouldn't count the caldari out. those bastards are crazy enough to crash a titan into a planet, when they're already winning, since the gallente needed a handicap.

The ignorant call it slavery, for they are uninformed. In actuality it is merely but an accelerated journey of faith and discovery that unites your soul with god and all his people. You would be considered so lucky as to serve on this righteous path.


"All for the Good of Many." Small as the Caldari may be, they know more of the universe than a Gallentean could ever hope to know. It is nothing personal, it is simply that these false ideals of freedom and democracy restrict your understanding to anything past the individual. You are very much handicapping yourself. This path is dangerous and causes the mind to only fend of itself. This is evident by how the Federation forcibly conquered their Caldari homeworld for their own benefit. It is for this reason the Amarr support the Caldari, to prevent to contain and thwart this corrupted parasite you spread.

Ah Brother Aero preaching he truth to the unenlightened.

It is the duty of the enlightened to spread the knowledge.
I only hope that our fellow brothers and sisters across the universe may accept it.

I'll just spread my missiles in the sky and watch the pretty explosions. then collect your corpses, and sell you back your things at a higher price than I sold them to you the first time.

Is self profit at the dispense of others all you are capable of thinking of?

I'll just spread my missiles in the sky and watch the pretty explosions. then collect your corpses, and sell you back your things at a higher price than I sold them to you the first time.

You do know that your actually a Galanete right? And you guys use plasma based weapons and drones because your to cowardly to engage the enemy yourself?

no, I also think about just how to kill everyone. It's mostly missiles.

also, it's expense of others, not dispense. I dispense missiles to them.

Um no he seems to be Caladri users of electromagnetic weaponry, one original member of the Federation that broke away from the main body because of policies that didn't benefit them.

However that bit about cowardly Gallente scum sounds about right.

To Heathen. We of the Amarr Empire pride ourselves on the selflessness of our people whoa are willing to sacrifice ourselves in the name of bringing our faith to the dark corners of the universe.

((lol, thanks. It's late. I was thinking of you dispensing our bodies, got words mixed up ))

And to believe there are people who call the Empire evil. We wish not to kill anyone, but understand what must be done to restore and reunite the human race. And here you have hypocrites who kill merely for entertainment and profit.

I admire that your faith gives you purpose, but I still don't like that you try to forcibly convert people. let them fly or fail on their own merits, not with some distant god deciding that they will before they even set foot on a path. guess you could say I like chaos, no predetermined path, no gods, no reason to exist except the one I decide.

I follow my road, high, low, or otherwise. Should it lead to destruction, then I will walk steadfast toward it in the knowledge that it is my choice. Should I meet some god on this path, I would talk with them and then get back on my way. My path may reap many lives, and sow more in turn, but these things are not for me, nor any god to know.

The only truth is that one is alone when they face their final moment, will you welcome it with open arms and a smile, or will you do so on your knees, praying for a moment longer?

All this racism, cant we all just admit Caldari are the best
After all none of you other races of the smooth aesthetics of 80s american sci fi movies

how can you be sure the path is right? when so many are opposed to something, it is generally because it is a bad thing for them.

I was off by one and forgot to correct during character creation.

or for an in character reason, I flunked out of drone school for making suicide drones, I then learned that missiles were the same without needing to do costly refits for each one. hopped the first ship I could to go join up with the caldari, it's a harsh existence, few friends on account of where I was born. chose my callsign as a denouncement of amarr values. also, because I thought it was funny.

From EVElopedia:

"Although not xenophobic as such, the Caldari are very protective of their way of life and tolerate only those foreigners that stick to the rules."

We don't mind that you like explosions, but stay out of trouble and keep in line. Even a Gallente can fit into our society if you don't screw up.

They aren't. you need to convince them to join you as friends, not conquered as slaves. remember what happened with the minmatar? the moment the reigns are loose, the slaves will break free.

then stop standing in front of my missiles and I'll follow the "no blowing up the friendly squishies" rule.

think I may have been talking a bit too long, the enemy seems to have fou-Son of a bastard shot the console, bye for n-SIGNAL LOST...

The YC 080's? I do not recall such aesthetics. Also what is this "america" you speak of? I have never heard of it.

They aren't. you need to convince them to join you as friends, not conquered as slaves. remember what happened with the minmatar? the moment the reigns are loose, the slaves will break free.

Did he just confess to firing upon friendly Caldari vessels?

Oh it was a wondrous land spanning thousands of miles with a massive population made of people of all races creeds and cultures that snotty foreigners could pretend didnt exist and try to lump them all together into one homogenous blob
Seriously though, watch Robocop and tell me OCP doesnt just scream Caldari, even the logos are similar

(( Every time I see a Caldari Assault I think of storm troopers, minus the helmet. ))

technically OOC since I'm D/Ced due to the enemy killing the console I was using.

it's not my fault if they literally jumped into the salvo. Isn't there a rule against being stupid?

just imagine all of that coming through as angry static and shooting that **** who killed my console.

You Heathen Bastard! You shall be hunted till the end of your days!

Since this discussion was originally dedicated to Her Majesty Empress Jamyl, let us celebrate in remembrance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-TzmmJ5Tkg

Do we know what happened to Marius/Falek Grange?

A might display of Imperial might.

As she said what you give to our empire we will give unto you.

Since this discussion was originally dedicated to Her Majesty Empress Jamyl, let us celebrate in remembrance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-TzmmJ5Tkg

that remnds me i remember reading a forum abot the empress and Templar One . I think it involed the empress and a few minmatar slaves.

I BET THOSE SLAVES WERE REALLY SCREAMING FOR GOD WHEN SHE CONQUERED THEM!

She conquered them in all the right ways.

She conquered them in all the right ways.

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to be amar (at laest for a week)

I wish gallente were this kind of persauaive.

You just need to be reclaimed in the name of God child, then we Amarr will accept you with open arms.

You just need to be reclaimed in the name of God child, then we Amarr will accept you with open arms.

Does this mean we can slowly torture the Pope, too? Cause the Catholic Church has spearheaded some of the worst atrocities in human history, with **** Germany coming in a distant second (does this reference end the discussion?).

yes

yes

bump for comical purposes.