All this racism, cant we all just admit Caldari are the best
After all none of you other races of the smooth aesthetics of 80s american sci fi movies

how can you be sure the path is right? when so many are opposed to something, it is generally because it is a bad thing for them.

I was off by one and forgot to correct during character creation.

or for an in character reason, I flunked out of drone school for making suicide drones, I then learned that missiles were the same without needing to do costly refits for each one. hopped the first ship I could to go join up with the caldari, it's a harsh existence, few friends on account of where I was born. chose my callsign as a denouncement of amarr values. also, because I thought it was funny.

From EVElopedia:

"Although not xenophobic as such, the Caldari are very protective of their way of life and tolerate only those foreigners that stick to the rules."

We don't mind that you like explosions, but stay out of trouble and keep in line. Even a Gallente can fit into our society if you don't screw up.

They aren't. you need to convince them to join you as friends, not conquered as slaves. remember what happened with the minmatar? the moment the reigns are loose, the slaves will break free.

then stop standing in front of my missiles and I'll follow the "no blowing up the friendly squishies" rule.

think I may have been talking a bit too long, the enemy seems to have fou-Son of a bastard shot the console, bye for n-SIGNAL LOST...

The YC 080's? I do not recall such aesthetics. Also what is this "america" you speak of? I have never heard of it.

They aren't. you need to convince them to join you as friends, not conquered as slaves. remember what happened with the minmatar? the moment the reigns are loose, the slaves will break free.

Did he just confess to firing upon friendly Caldari vessels?

Oh it was a wondrous land spanning thousands of miles with a massive population made of people of all races creeds and cultures that snotty foreigners could pretend didnt exist and try to lump them all together into one homogenous blob
Seriously though, watch Robocop and tell me OCP doesnt just scream Caldari, even the logos are similar

(( Every time I see a Caldari Assault I think of storm troopers, minus the helmet. ))

technically OOC since I'm D/Ced due to the enemy killing the console I was using.

it's not my fault if they literally jumped into the salvo. Isn't there a rule against being stupid?

just imagine all of that coming through as angry static and shooting that **** who killed my console.

You Heathen Bastard! You shall be hunted till the end of your days!

Since this discussion was originally dedicated to Her Majesty Empress Jamyl, let us celebrate in remembrance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-TzmmJ5Tkg

Do we know what happened to Marius/Falek Grange?

A might display of Imperial might.

As she said what you give to our empire we will give unto you.

Since this discussion was originally dedicated to Her Majesty Empress Jamyl, let us celebrate in remembrance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-TzmmJ5Tkg

that remnds me i remember reading a forum abot the empress and Templar One . I think it involed the empress and a few minmatar slaves.

I BET THOSE SLAVES WERE REALLY SCREAMING FOR GOD WHEN SHE CONQUERED THEM!

She conquered them in all the right ways.

She conquered them in all the right ways.

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to be amar (at laest for a week)

I wish gallente were this kind of persauaive.

You just need to be reclaimed in the name of God child, then we Amarr will accept you with open arms.

You just need to be reclaimed in the name of God child, then we Amarr will accept you with open arms.

Does this mean we can slowly torture the Pope, too? Cause the Catholic Church has spearheaded some of the worst atrocities in human history, with **** Germany coming in a distant second (does this reference end the discussion?).

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