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IceShifter Childhaspawn
DUST University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2013.05.30 15:16:00 -
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As a Dust player I accept:
-In EVE, the hamster in the wheel which powers the server will dictate my amount of play. In DUST, the amount of Sver and Imps in the field shall do the same.
-I can never retreat, though the heavies and the protos approach weapons blazing. The blueberry behind me blocks my way.
-I will always get caught by the perfectly flat wall, or the pebble on the ground, or the top of a flight of stairs. Retreat is futile.
-Though a mouse player will always shoot me in my upper right optical sensor while I am trying to swing my sights back in his general direction, I will be able to smash him with an LAV.
-When the DS pilot is swinging his gunners to kill me and my squad with their fully automatic fragmentation grenades, I will knock him silly with my flaylock, and still die.
-The controller method with the highest accuracy will always use the weapons that zoom and one shot my Buffer- fit Proto suit, from across the map.
-LAVs will outrun the explosive velocity of my proximity mines, and once they roll, I will run up and shoot the driver in his head. Not my choice, its the only target.
-I will always be wondering how the sniper got the link up on the roof, without a dropship.
-Every open air objective will be in a bowl and covered by a sniper.
-Every enclosed objective will have passsages blocked my blueberries on one side and raspberries on the other, Third door you say? Thats where the HAV and Snipers wait.
-The auto spawn hates my team, and doesn't care about the Mouse player with the TAR who figured out exactly where it decided to spawn me. Should I choose to vent my frustration, the hamster will dictate that I spawn into a wall, that the rest of the match I may reflect on my insolence while staring at the TacMap.
-The Forums will always be 3 percent informative content, 97 percent crap (including this post)
-CCP hears my complaints and understands my frustration. So long as the hamster runs SOON (TM) will be the reply. |
Full Metal Kitten
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.30 15:51:00 -
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IceShifter Childhaspawn wrote:The Forums will always be 3 percent informative content, 97 percent crap (including this post).
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IceShifter Childhaspawn
DUST University
Ivy League
14
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Posted - 2013.05.30 22:52:00 -
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Indeed. |
BL4CKST4R
WarRavens
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:42:00 -
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This thread is yes. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:50:00 -
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LMAO +1 OP. |
Taarec
Phoenix Reavers
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:59:00 -
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Thread is amazing, do go on. |
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