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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.05.13 15:10:00 -
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1. Cry on the dust forums.
2. Hold a grenade and never let it go.
3. Hold the grenade and kill your teammates with it...EVERYGAME.
4. Getting killed by the Lav you just called in by having it drop on top of you.
5. Camp the MCC while spamming annoying music on your mic.
6. Never join a full squad and wonder why you suck.
7. Never learn how to use Dropsuit fittings screen so your stuck always using the starter fits.
8. Cry on the dust forums because everyone but you is a hacker.
9. Make a list of how to suck at dust based off your own experiences.
10. Talk about how cool Cod is.
11. Tell your girlfriend you can't satisfy her because you need to cap for the week.
12. Everyone who has a Tac Duvolle owns a modded controller.
Keep the list going ladies, gentlemen, and trolls... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.05.13 15:45:00 -
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14)make threads on the forum about how to fail at dust
15)16 is incorrect
16)15 is correct |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.05.13 16:55:00 -
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17) Have kids who turn off your playstation while you are trying to sign in and then have to reinstall the game twice a week. |
D3m0n89
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.13 18:10:00 -
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Doing good on a match ,postive KDR good WP .... Get server disconnected.....
Failed. |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.05.13 18:59:00 -
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Nova knives on heavies are OP |
zero567
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.13 21:09:00 -
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18) never press X when you drop from the ship. |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.05.14 02:57:00 -
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19) Place Remote Explosives, then never learn how to use them... (As an early demolitions, I did this. I didn't know to press L1 to set them off. That cost me a couple suits...)
20) Try to hide from a Heavy, but when he finds you, try to kill him with a Scrambler Pistol in a Scout suit...
21) Leave PTT off, then continue to hit your children while making them play, screaming, "YOU WILL KILL THAT DAMN SNIPER! YOU DISGRACE!!!". (Just so you know, this isn't an actual story. Don't go looking for the abusive gamer. This is a crack at loud people with mics. :D)
Well, I'm out. |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.05.14 03:23:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:1. Cry on the dust forums.
2. Hold a grenade and never let it go.
3. Hold the grenade and kill your teammates with it...EVERYGAME.
4. Getting killed by the Lav you just called in by having it drop on top of you.
5. Camp the MCC while spamming annoying music on your mic.
6. Never join a full squad and wonder why you suck.
7. Never learn how to use Dropsuit fittings screen so your stuck always using the starter fits.
8. Cry on the dust forums because everyone but you is a hacker.
9. Make a list of how to suck at dust based off your own experiences.
10. Talk about how cool Cod is.
11. Tell your girlfriend you can't satisfy her because you need to cap for the week.
12. Everyone who has a Tac Duvolle owns a modded controller.
13. Quit a game before it even starts just because you see a reputable corp on the other side like pfbh or imperfects. (not that I have done but seriously it gets annoying when your team is filled with sissies)
Keep the list going ladies, gentlemen, and trolls...
I was saying to fix the HMG |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.05.14 09:23:00 -
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22.) Never activate your passive SP |
Frontline Medic
On-Sight-Response
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Posted - 2013.05.14 11:35:00 -
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23 play a logi that never heals or drops ammo. |
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