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Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 16	Posted - 2013.04.29 00:36:00 - [1] - Quote I finally reached over 10 Kills in one game, without having more Deaths. Also, in the same game, 1000+ WP. I basically sat at Objective B with my Demolitions fit, and this noob kept coming along trying to hack it. Eventually he got smart and shot the REs before he exploded. At which point I continued to drop MD ammo on him. It never got old. Mostly because of my Gauged Nanohives. End game statistics: 16 Kills (Maybe 13, but I can't remember...) 7 Deaths (I started the camping late in the game, after having a huge firefight just trying to get up the ladder...) 1110 WP (Probably more. I can't remember.) And I'm just posting this, because I'm just so happy to officially be in the Pro Group. Where I can look at noobs, and laugh at their tiny, inferior suits, and blow up some Heavies. :) What's that? Why yes, of course I classify skill by how many WP the person gets. Over 1000 = Official Pro. :D
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Atrocitas 110	Posted - 2013.04.29 00:38:00 - [2] - Quote We only give out - TACTICAL BaconGäó - On the forums here, sir.
Mithridates VI IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback 1039	Posted - 2013.04.29 00:39:00 - [3] - Quote I'm jealous. I can't ever seem to survive the fall from the MCC so I just have to wait up there until I have enough SP to buff my armor and survive the drop.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1564	Posted - 2013.04.29 00:42:00 - [4] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: I finally reached over 10 Kills in one game, without having more Deaths. Also, in the same game, 1000+ WP. I basically sat at Objective B with my Demolitions fit, and this noob kept coming along trying to hack it. Eventually he got smart and shot the REs before he exploded. At which point I continued to drop MD ammo on him. It never got old. Mostly because of my Gauged Nanohives. End game statistics: 16 Kills (Maybe 13, but I can't remember...) 7 Deaths (I started the camping late in the game, after having a huge firefight just trying to get up the ladder...) 1110 WP (Probably more. I can't remember.) And I'm just posting this, because I'm just so happy to officially be in the Pro Group. Where I can look at noobs, and laugh at their tiny, inferior suits, and blow up some Heavies. :) What's that? Why yes, of course I classify skill by how many WP the person gets. Over 1000 = Official Pro. :D no cookies for you
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 16	Posted - 2013.04.29 00:47:00 - [5] - Quote Mithridates: This is awkward... For everyone... When you jump out of the MCC, after a while you get a prompt for an 'Inertial Dampener'. Basic knowledge of astrology/physics suggests this will stop the fall, and mitigate damage. Just press X when it prompts you, and you'll not take any damage. No need to waste SP on shield/armor, when you could be speccing into weapons/equipment. Warlord: Why not? Can I have some Bacon then? I'm just really happy I'm a pro now. I feel like you. But I'm a logi. If I get bacon, I promise to keep Objective B defended next time we're playing on the same team. :D
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1565	Posted - 2013.04.29 00:54:00 - [6] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: Mithridates: This is awkward... For everyone... When you jump out of the MCC, after a while you get a prompt for an 'Inertial Dampener'. Basic knowledge of astrology/physics suggests this will stop the fall, and mitigate damage. Just press X when it prompts you, and you'll not take any damage. No need to waste SP on shield/armor, when you could be speccing into weapons/equipment. Warlord: Why not? Can I have some Bacon then? I'm just really happy I'm a pro now. I feel like you. But I'm a logi. If I get bacon, I promise to keep Objective B defended next time we're playing on the same team. :D Bacon is fine, cookies I will not give up
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 17	Posted - 2013.04.29 01:12:00 - [7] - Quote Oh ok. -Sneaks a cookie- I'm just gonna... Rep this... Don't worry It'll be fine, here's a Nanohive.
Jedah McClintock McClintock's Mercs 17	Posted - 2013.04.29 02:02:00 - [8] - Quote Pfft, I've managed to get 10+ kills a couple times. Why today, I managed to get 14 kills in one round. I'm still somewhat amateurish, and know better than to be boastful until I can get ten or more kills consistently.
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 15	Posted - 2013.04.29 02:20:00 - [9] - Quote that happened to me to 10kills 1live. i didnt got a cookie, neither bacon. Am i complaining? Actually yes!
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 18	Posted - 2013.04.29 21:30:00 - [10] - Quote I wish I would've gotten cookies. Or bacon. Mmm Bacon... Although this is what my salvage screen said: 1x Logistics VK.0 1x Sign Saying 'There You Go, Now **** Off' Can't say I was really happy about that. I mean, ONLY a VK.0?! Come on, cheapos. Give me a Gunnlogi. Now. D:<

XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1569	Posted - 2013.04.29 21:49:00 - [11] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: Oh ok. -Sneaks a cookie- I'm just gonna... Rep this... Don't worry It'll be fine, here's a Nanohive. sure 'pulls HMG out and I say put the cookie down and no one gets hurt'
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1569	Posted - 2013.04.29 21:51:00 - [12] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: I wish I would've gotten cookies. Or bacon. Mmm Bacon... Although this is what my salvage screen said: 1x Logistics VK.0 1x Sign Saying 'There You Go, Now **** Off' Can't say I was really happy about that. I mean, ONLY a VK.0?! Come on, cheapos. Give me a Gunnlogi. Now. D:< It's does not give me anything
ladwar Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 260	Posted - 2013.04.29 21:56:00 - [13] - Quote hmm no cookies given.. they need to mate and make more cookies first.
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 19	Posted - 2013.04.29 21:58:00 - [14] - Quote So Ladwar, are you saying they can clone human being, some of the most complex organisms in New Eden, but they can't clone cookies? And Warlord, I was only repping it! I gave you a Nanohive, why doesn't you get moar out of that?
ladwar Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 260	Posted - 2013.04.29 22:00:00 - [15] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: So Ladwar, are you saying they can clone human being, some of the most complex organisms in New Eden, but they can't clone cookies? And Warlord, I was only repping it! I gave you a Nanohive, why don't you get more out of that? EDIT: Its one of my custom 'Quantum Bakery Nanohives'. You're lucky. nope, its totally different. clones are grown like apples and cherries.
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 19	Posted - 2013.04.29 22:04:00 - [16] - Quote Oh. Well then what am I eating from my 'Quantum Bakery Nanhove'?!
ladwar Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 260	Posted - 2013.04.29 23:14:00 - [17] - Quote baby cookies
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 19	Posted - 2013.04.29 23:21:00 - [18] - Quote Oh my.... -stares at the Nanohive, before taking a Baby Cookie and eating it- You want one? :D
Polish Hammer Conspiratus Immortalis League of Infamy 304	Posted - 2013.04.29 23:49:00 - [19] - Quote What if someone was giving out bacon cookies....
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 21	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:15:00 - [20] - Quote I'd explode you all with my Demolitions fit, burn your bodies with my Medic fit, finish you off with my SG fit, and then take all your Bacon Cookies salvage.

Polish Hammer Conspiratus Immortalis League of Infamy 305	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:29:00 - [21] - Quote Hey man, I'd gladly give you a bacon cookie. I have the gauged variants so we can both have one at the same time.
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 23	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:30:00 - [22] - Quote Sweet! You shall be spared from my LR wrath. Now come, let us hug and share cookies. :D
Polish Hammer Conspiratus Immortalis League of Infamy 305	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:38:00 - [23] - Quote You can use your LR to crisp up the bacon in the cookies! And I hope you can withstand heavy hugs....
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 23	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:48:00 - [24] - Quote As long as you don't crush my Battery Pack, we're all good. And yes, excellent idea! Let us do the roasting of the Bacon! :D
Polish Hammer Conspiratus Immortalis League of Infamy 306	Posted - 2013.04.30 01:10:00 - [25] - Quote But since i'm a big fatty, I might eat all of it :/
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 24	Posted - 2013.04.30 01:26:00 - [26] - Quote Just don't rage at me when you fail to find effective cover against my Mass Driver. :P
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1570	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:16:00 - [27] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: So Ladwar, are you saying they can clone human being, some of the most complex organisms in New Eden, but they can't clone cookies? And Warlord, I was only repping it! I gave you a Nanohive, why don't you get more out of that? EDIT: Its one of my custom 'Quantum Bakery Nanohives'. You're lucky. Repping a cookie and you want me to believe you never, Nanohive for a cookie does not cut it, Be careful what you say
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1570	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:18:00 - [28] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: I'd explode you all with my Demolitions fit, burn your bodies with my Medic fit, finish you off with my SG fit, and then take all your Bacon Cookies salvage. are you getting in my way
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 24	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:36:00 - [29] - Quote ... How 'bout a cookie for a Minmatar Slave? Or are those frowned upon now?
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1570	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:39:00 - [30] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: ... How 'bout a cookie for a Minmatar Slave? Or are those frowned upon now? this Minmatar can walk all over you, so watch what you say

Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 25	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:56:00 - [31] - Quote Oh... An Amarrian Punching Bag? A Gallente Wedgie-Victim? A Caldari Sparring Partner?
IRuby Heart DIOS EX. 553	Posted - 2013.04.30 04:47:00 - [32] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: I'm jealous. I can't ever seem to survive the fall from the MCC so I just have to wait up there until I have enough SP to buff my armor and survive the drop. Lol Best excuse I've heard for afk farming the MCC, ever!!
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1571	Posted - 2013.04.30 05:14:00 - [33] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: Oh... An Amarrian Punching Bag? A Gallente Wedgie-Victim? A Caldari Sparring Partner? I'm going to use you for a punching bag, but just for fun no hard felling
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1571	Posted - 2013.04.30 05:15:00 - [34] - Quote IRuby Heart wrote: Mithridates VI wrote: I'm jealous. I can't ever seem to survive the fall from the MCC so I just have to wait up there until I have enough SP to buff my armor and survive the drop. Lol Best excuse I've heard for afk farming the MCC, ever!! but it's true
Bojo The Mighty Bojo's School of the Trades 996	Posted - 2013.04.30 05:27:00 - [35] - Quote You do deserve a cookie Ghost/Wraith! Money to you! (After PC, an I O U)
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 25	Posted - 2013.04.30 14:18:00 - [36] - Quote I take it you saw my application from Wraith? I'm not going to take funds on him. I normally won't need any funds at all, and if I do, I think it's a form of stealing to take funds into to characters. I'm mostly there for the people on Wraith. :D And yea, that is kinda the best AFK farming excuse ever... What makes it double great: He didn't think it through completely. Because it gives you the option to spawn in MCC, or a neaby building. (Or a drop uplink/objective if you join late...) EDIT: After reading this: I realize that I said 'Double Great'... I can honestly say that was unintentional.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1573	Posted - 2013.04.30 17:36:00 - [37] - Quote Bojo The Mighty wrote: You do deserve a cookie Ghost/Wraith! Money to you! (After PC, an I O U) you stole one of my cookies your going dawn
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 25	Posted - 2013.04.30 18:21:00 - [38] - Quote Ooooh... Bojo, you're in trouble... I'll protect you with my li- Oh, a quarter! :D EDIT: I edit because I forgot 2 commas. :P
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F Orion Empire 389	Posted - 2013.04.30 20:24:00 - [39] - Quote heres a cookie gives cookie shaped remote explosive
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 26	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:08:00 - [40] - Quote :D :D :D :D :D :D -takes cookie and eats it whole- Mmmm... Tastes like Gunpowder and C4! :D Wait a second... What are you trying to pull here!? I still didn't get my Gunnlogi! D:<

XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1574	Posted - 2013.04.30 22:08:00 - [41] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: Ooooh... Bojo, you're in trouble... I'll protect you with my li- Oh, a quarter! :D EDIT: I edit because I forgot 2 commas. :P you can't save him
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1574	Posted - 2013.04.30 22:08:00 - [42] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: heres a cookie gives cookie shaped remote explosive blow it up
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F Orion Empire 396	Posted - 2013.05.01 02:21:00 - [43] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Draxus Prime wrote: heres a cookie gives cookie shaped remote explosive blow it up shhh he might share it with his friends then i will
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1574	Posted - 2013.05.01 05:00:00 - [44] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Draxus Prime wrote: heres a cookie gives cookie shaped remote explosive blow it up shhh he might share it with his friends then i will come on scary scout
Bojo The Mighty Bojo's School of the Trades 1005	Posted - 2013.05.01 05:54:00 - [45] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Bojo The Mighty wrote: You do deserve a cookie Ghost/Wraith! Money to you! (After PC, an I O U) you stole one of my cookies your going dawn Who me? ~Yes You! Couldn't Be! ~Then who! ~Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1316	Posted - 2013.05.01 06:54:00 - [46] - Quote whistle's and walks away
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 113	Posted - 2013.05.01 08:11:00 - [47] - Quote gbghg wrote: whistle's and walks away drags back and hands over to the cookie police
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1574	Posted - 2013.05.01 17:54:00 - [48] - Quote Bojo The Mighty wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Bojo The Mighty wrote: You do deserve a cookie Ghost/Wraith! Money to you! (After PC, an I O U) you stole one of my cookies your going dawn Who me? ~Yes You! Couldn't Be! ~Then who! ~Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? you touch my cookies you go down
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1574	Posted - 2013.05.01 17:55:00 - [49] - Quote gbghg wrote: whistle's and walks away I coming for you
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1586	Posted - 2013.05.02 21:26:00 - [50] - Quote Where are the sandwiches?

Infine Sentinel Better Hide R Die 33	Posted - 2013.05.02 21:28:00 - [51] - Quote No Cookies or Bacon In tell you have 30 kills.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1586	Posted - 2013.05.02 21:29:00 - [52] - Quote Infine Sentinel wrote: No Cookies or Bacon In tell you have 30 kills. can I have some then
Infine Sentinel Better Hide R Die 34	Posted - 2013.05.02 21:41:00 - [53] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Infine Sentinel wrote: No Cookies or Bacon In tell you have 30 kills. can I have some then Yes, yes you can.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1586	Posted - 2013.05.02 21:42:00 - [54] - Quote Infine Sentinel wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Infine Sentinel wrote: No Cookies or Bacon In tell you have 30 kills. can I have some then Yes, yes you can. thank you
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 33	Posted - 2013.05.04 00:41:00 - [55] - Quote I got 30 Kills with my HMG the other day.... 32, more like. :P
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1607	Posted - 2013.05.04 02:19:00 - [56] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: I got 30 Kills with my HMG the other day.... 32, more like. :P Sweet
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F Orion Empire 443	Posted - 2013.05.04 03:51:00 - [57] - Quote i got 42 kills with my exo 5
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 33	Posted - 2013.05.04 12:47:00 - [58] - Quote Wait.... 42.... WITH A MASS DRIVER?! I bow to you, sensei...
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F Orion Empire 443	Posted - 2013.05.04 14:00:00 - [59] - Quote 42-0 muahahaha
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1670	Posted - 2013.05.05 03:23:00 - [60] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: i got 42 kills with my exo 5 Not going to make you mad



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