I finally reached over 10 Kills in one game, without having more Deaths. Also, in the same game, 1000+ WP. I basically sat at Objective B with my Demolitions fit, and this noob kept coming along trying to hack it. Eventually he got smart and shot the REs before he exploded. At which point I continued to drop MD ammo on him. It never got old. Mostly because of my Gauged Nanohives. End game statistics:

16 Kills (Maybe 13, but I can't remember...)
7 Deaths (I started the camping late in the game, after having a huge firefight just trying to get up the ladder...)
1110 WP (Probably more. I can't remember.)

And I'm just posting this, because I'm just so happy to officially be in the Pro Group. Where I can look at noobs, and laugh at their tiny, inferior suits, and blow up some Heavies. :)

What's that? Why yes, of course I classify skill by how many WP the person gets. Over 1000 = Official Pro. :D

Mithridates: This is awkward... For everyone... When you jump out of the MCC, after a while you get a prompt for an 'Inertial Dampener'. Basic knowledge of astrology/physics suggests this will stop the fall, and mitigate damage. Just press X when it prompts you, and you'll not take any damage. No need to waste SP on shield/armor, when you could be speccing into weapons/equipment.

Warlord: Why not? Can I have some Bacon then? I'm just really happy I'm a pro now. I feel like you. But I'm a logi. If I get bacon, I promise to keep Objective B defended next time we're playing on the same team. :D

Oh ok.

-Sneaks a cookie- I'm just gonna... Rep this... Don't worry It'll be fine, here's a Nanohive.

I wish I would've gotten cookies. Or bacon. Mmm Bacon... Although this is what my salvage screen said:

1x Logistics VK.0
1x Sign Saying 'There You Go, Now **** Off'

Can't say I was really happy about that. I mean, ONLY a VK.0?! Come on, cheapos. Give me a Gunnlogi. Now. D:<

So Ladwar, are you saying they can clone human being, some of the most complex organisms in New Eden, but they can't clone cookies?

And Warlord, I was only repping it! I gave you a Nanohive, why don't you get more out of that?

EDIT: Its one of my custom 'Quantum Bakery Nanohives'. You're lucky.

I'd explode you all with my Demolitions fit, burn your bodies with my Medic fit, finish you off with my SG fit, and then take all your Bacon Cookies salvage.

... How 'bout a cookie for a Minmatar Slave? Or are those frowned upon now?

Oh... An Amarrian Punching Bag? A Gallente Wedgie-Victim? A Caldari Sparring Partner?

Lol Best excuse I've heard for afk farming the MCC, ever!!

You do deserve a cookie Ghost/Wraith! Money to you! (After PC, an I O U)

Ooooh... Bojo, you're in trouble... I'll protect you with my li- Oh, a quarter! :D

EDIT: I edit because I forgot 2 commas. :P

heres a cookie *gives cookie shaped remote explosive*

shhh he might share it with his friends then i will

Who me?
~Yes You!
Couldn't Be!
~Then who!
~Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

*whistle's and walks away*

No Cookies or Bacon In tell you have 30 kills.

Yes, yes you can.

I got 30 Kills with my HMG the other day.... 32, more like. :P

i got 42 kills with my exo 5