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Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.29 00:36:00 -
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I finally reached over 10 Kills in one game, without having more Deaths. Also, in the same game, 1000+ WP. I basically sat at Objective B with my Demolitions fit, and this noob kept coming along trying to hack it. Eventually he got smart and shot the REs before he exploded. At which point I continued to drop MD ammo on him. It never got old. Mostly because of my Gauged Nanohives. End game statistics:
16 Kills (Maybe 13, but I can't remember...)
7 Deaths (I started the camping late in the game, after having a huge firefight just trying to get up the ladder...)
1110 WP (Probably more. I can't remember.)
And I'm just posting this, because I'm just so happy to officially be in the Pro Group. Where I can look at noobs, and laugh at their tiny, inferior suits, and blow up some Heavies. :)
What's that? Why yes, of course I classify skill by how many WP the person gets. Over 1000 = Official Pro. :D |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.29 00:47:00 -
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Mithridates: This is awkward... For everyone... When you jump out of the MCC, after a while you get a prompt for an 'Inertial Dampener'. Basic knowledge of astrology/physics suggests this will stop the fall, and mitigate damage. Just press X when it prompts you, and you'll not take any damage. No need to waste SP on shield/armor, when you could be speccing into weapons/equipment.
Warlord: Why not? Can I have some Bacon then? I'm just really happy I'm a pro now. I feel like you. But I'm a logi. If I get bacon, I promise to keep Objective B defended next time we're playing on the same team. :D |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.29 01:12:00 -
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Oh ok.
-Sneaks a cookie- I'm just gonna... Rep this... Don't worry It'll be fine, here's a Nanohive. |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.29 21:30:00 -
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I wish I would've gotten cookies. Or bacon. Mmm Bacon... Although this is what my salvage screen said:
1x Logistics VK.0
1x Sign Saying 'There You Go, Now **** Off'
Can't say I was really happy about that. I mean, ONLY a VK.0?! Come on, cheapos. Give me a Gunnlogi. Now. D:< |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.29 21:58:00 -
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So Ladwar, are you saying they can clone human being, some of the most complex organisms in New Eden, but they can't clone cookies?
And Warlord, I was only repping it! I gave you a Nanohive, why doesn't you get moar out of that? |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.29 22:04:00 -
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Oh. Well then what am I eating from my 'Quantum Bakery Nanhove'?! |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.29 23:21:00 -
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Oh my....
-stares at the Nanohive, before taking a Baby Cookie and eating it-
You want one? :D |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:15:00 -
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I'd explode you all with my Demolitions fit, burn your bodies with my Medic fit, finish you off with my SG fit, and then take all your Bacon Cookies salvage. |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:30:00 -
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Sweet! You shall be spared from my LR wrath. Now come, let us hug and share cookies. :D |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:48:00 -
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As long as you don't crush my Battery Pack, we're all good. And yes, excellent idea! Let us do the roasting of the Bacon! :D |
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Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 01:26:00 -
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Just don't rage at me when you fail to find effective cover against my Mass Driver. :P |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 03:36:00 -
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... How 'bout a cookie for a Minmatar Slave? Or are those frowned upon now? |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 03:56:00 -
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Oh... An Amarrian Punching Bag? A Gallente Wedgie-Victim? A Caldari Sparring Partner? |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 14:18:00 -
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I take it you saw my application from Wraith? I'm not going to take funds on him. I normally won't need any funds at all, and if I do, I think it's a form of stealing to take funds into to characters. I'm mostly there for the people on Wraith. :D
And yea, that is kinda the best AFK farming excuse ever... What makes it double great: He didn't think it through completely. Because it gives you the option to spawn in MCC, or a neaby building. (Or a drop uplink/objective if you join late...)
EDIT: After reading this: I realize that I said 'Double Great'... I can honestly say that was unintentional. |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 18:21:00 -
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Ooooh... Bojo, you're in trouble... I'll protect you with my li- Oh, a quarter! :D
EDIT: I edit because I forgot 2 commas. :P |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.30 21:08:00 -
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:D :D :D :D :D :D
-takes cookie and eats it whole- Mmmm... Tastes like Gunpowder and C4! :D
Wait a second... What are you trying to pull here!? I still didn't get my Gunnlogi! D:< |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.05.04 00:41:00 -
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I got 30 Kills with my HMG the other day.... 32, more like. :P |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.05.04 12:47:00 -
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Wait.... 42.... WITH A MASS DRIVER?! I bow to you, sensei... |
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