oh right, i forgot about that

we forgot the nails!

we want to reset him not damage him! this would never had happened if you'd brought insurance in the first place.

i thought you had that covered!

and he needs SOMETHING to use the hammer with, other wise heel just start putting holes in walls

he has his head, the instructions for resetting him read "apply blunt object to head"

well you didn't TELL me!

also, did you specify which part of his head? he may nock loose something important

well you didn't TELL me!

also, did you specify which part of his head? he may nock loose something important

Fixed

LOL

and fixed it again

And proper fixed it.

Amarr, not Ammar.

Also, the word "mar" becomes "marred" not "mared".

Lol we just got grammar ****'d

damn, i actually enjoyed this thread, one i DIDN'T want to de-rail.

i blame you gbghg!

But not that bit where the body jams the LAV and his friends start tossing AV nades

It is amazing how a scout suit can stop my attack at full speed. I do think it is funny when the gunners fall out onto the front and the LAV only drives about 1/3 speed.

It's not my fault, blame joe. Everything went weird and started derailing after he posted.

i can't blame him, he made me laugh

he made me laugh, cringe, and click next page. But it was still incredibly well done.

I have been moving all my goods to a high/low sec border system in a FW area. I have a nice little fast tackle frigate that is quick and has a bite to it. Hopefully I will get a few with it and not get popped in the process. Carebearing around high sec is getting old. I am hungry for pod goo and tears. I have to practice my techniques for tackling so they can't run. Are there any any other Gallente pilots here that want to get some goo on their hands?

I do not fear death and the risk makes me feel alive. I can't wait to get back to my station jump into my merc body and crack some QQers skulls. The amount of whining and moaning can be heard throughout New Eden and I am ashamed to call myself a mercenary if these communique are the thoughts of clones I have to fight beside. I became a mercenary to help shape New Eden into a bastion of freedom and prosperity but I all I do is slosh through the mud made by tears of sub par mercs and their lackey corporate members. When I see these talent less mercs on the battlefield I will use all my skill and ISK to melt their useless body into a pile of waste not fit to biomass.

Join me in my quest to crush sub par mercs and leave their corporation in shambles. Stand up and declare that this is war and if one thing is certain, war is unfair.

"Crippling pain? That's not covered by my insurance fraud."

I try to fly a jump clone with cheap implants. I try to keep my training clone locked up

We all know the pain of poorly placed uplinks and spawns. I hear word from R&D that some new gear coming our way could help with that. I don't know. Compromised uplinks are a pain and the insta death sucks too. We will have a defense soon and new tactics will be developed to counter it. This is the cycle of attack and defense.