lol, must have forgoten we have the most advanced navy in eve

(when not getting shafted by scripted events)

All I see are loyalists. I could not care less who wins this war. All I care about is my paycheck at the end of a fight. Sure, I may be Caldari. Sure, I may have fought for Caldari. But the only reason I did so was because they payed me more. Plus.


(OOC: You guys need to be a little more creative with your role play. It's all loyalist Bashing one side, and another Loyalist bashing right back. There may as well just be two people assuming the roles of every loyalist for both factions.)

I think you've played too much dust...

She took my shirt off and starting rubbing me down with massage oil.
Somebody please respond in character?

All I see are loyalists. I could not care less who wins this war. All I care about is my paycheck at the end of a fight. Sure, I may be Caldari. Sure, I may have fought for Caldari. But the only reason I did so was because they payed me more. Plus.


(OOC: You guys need to be a little more creative with your role play. It's all loyalist Bashing one side, and another Loyalist bashing right back. There may as well just be two people assuming the roles of every loyalist for both factions.)

Is this why you were not on the battlefield? Typical coward, there is fighting to be done and he is playing house with his sister.

Are you a pilot of just a grunt? I started out a pilot and when I heard about these new solider clones I knew I had to get an implant. I guess I answered all the questions right and I got chosen for service. When I am not flying I am pounding the ground in districts to train for the day open war hits New Eden. I like ISK and Freedom. I will be moving to a low sec system soon to start combat pilot training. I want to be ready in space and on the ground.

How long did it take you to pull the trigger? I wasn't sure if I was going to jump, I have only been podded once and it was a unique experience. I wasn't the last in my group but I wasn't first. I saw the first few just do it and it was relief to see the walk back through the door. I have never even though about suicide but being the final test and all I had no choice. Yeah it hurts but pain is temporary.

lol, i've been podded a shitton of times, so i laughed when they said i had to kill myself.

i got creative, found a grenade, and blew myself out of a skyscrapper



boy were the civilians below surprised

I'm a straight up dust bunny, so having never died before I hesitated for a bit. I decided to take a walk to get myself in the proper frame of mind to kill myself, I was so busy hyping myself as I crossed the street, I completely missed the car coming at me My decision made itself.

LMAO


that one takes the cake

you don't seem to have learned your lesson either, still get splated by LAVs from time to time

so am I tbh

theres something adicting to that bump when you ram into them

But not that bit where the body jams the LAV and his friends start tossing AV nades

I was glad to see that Titan fall out of sky and burn. I hope the Caldari scum on board died in the most horrible fashion. Now that we own the space above our planet - which I hope we rename - the ground war should be easy. If only I could throw their useless bodies into the Biomass where they will burn in agony for what they did to my people. I stand for freedom and against anyone who denies it. I do not speak for BetaMax. or CRONOS but I do speak our oppressed people who lived in fear under their tyrannical, fascist fist.

Long live the Federation and it's ideals! Death and Pain to those who stand in the way of freedom and democracy.

....

I watched that on my master's HD hologram but as soon as he saw me looking in his direction he couldn't resist the urge to **** me. The juices started flying as his friends decided to join in. After they all had their fill of embracing my lushous dark skinned body, they made me clean it up with my mouth. Preceding shortly afterwards they made me feed them several tablets of Viagra while also only using my mouth. As they geared up for round two I glanced at the TV and thought: where are the Galente now? and why must they be so racist against the caledari? However my thoughts were quickly interupted as I was thrown onto the floor and then surrounded by a large mass of wriggling, masculine amarians. Although to my joyous surprise the Galente police showed up Before things got a little bit too slipery. Once seeing what was causing all of the commotion they called for backup and preceded to undress themselves in the most salacious manner that I have ever seen and decided to join the pile themselves.

i think we just got out done for suggestive stories

i know that story gave me a bonner too

I applaud your disturbing story telling skills sir

we need him in the alliance, too rare a skill to pass up on.

we'd be unstopable at trolling the forums

This band of brothers transcend alliances and corps, he's already in

bwahahahaha!!!!

goody, Foxfour won't know what hit him

He will, we mailed him the hammer remember?