However, if the Caldari pay me enough I'll go ahead and backstab the Gallente.

The fact that everybody hates us must mean were doing something right, Caldari for life. Keep on hating, haters.

Why all the Caldari hate? They make great fast food...

The fact that everybody hates us must mean were doing something right, Caldari for life. Keep on hating, haters.

Well I think it's unfair....the ratio of Minmatar and Gallente supporters to Ammar and Caldari supporters is HUGE

For good reason:

Freedom, Commerce, and Duct Tape - vs. - Slavery, Oligopoly, and Sticks-up-the-Hoohah

FUUUUUUU Caldari all the wayyyyy!!!!!!

You do realize that Justin Bieber is the new Mozart in your logic, right? :P

FOR THE GALLENTE FEDERATION!

For good reason:

STD's, Corruption, and Scrap - vs. - Self-sacrifice, Meritocracy , and Honor

i may hate tibus heth, but not about to lose my homeworld!

Then let's take this outside, meet mr aboard the caldari navy's titan, on Friday. Be there by the halfway point of the event

Deal!!!

It'll be on the bridge of the ship, at exactly the grid coordinates kilo x t674, y j356, c h573, and b k471. Stand there exactly and wait for me.

Roger.

Death to the Gallente Scum!

*pulls out madrugar* you were saying?

Lol vermaak you helped me rag on blue dots once so I shall forgive you. But wyrm and I will end this stale mate.

BTW wyrm are you still on? I could use some pro caldari sympthisers right now.

*pulls out forge gun at sight of tank*


mmmmm, tasty

I eat forges for breaky bro, gonna get big ol' Titan to OB me?

I eat forges for breaky bro, gonna get big ol' Titan to OB me?

Lol vermaak you helped me rag on blue dots once so I shall forgive you. But wyrm and I will end this stale mate.

BTW wyrm are you still on? I could use some pro caldari sympthisers right now.

No but friendly Caldari fleet just might. Squish you into icky Gallente Sympathiser paste.

lol, tanks rarely kill me, and if the DO try to, i usually eat enough of their health that they go running back into the red line

We should just raze Caldari Prime to the ground to teach those filthy dishonorable foes what it means to cross the Federation. Their sneak attacks and general lack of honor stains the honor of the Federation by having to fight them. Nothing good ever came from a Caldari except as a pile of bodies stacked to the heavens.

We should just raze Caldari Prime to the ground to teach those filthy dishonorable foes what it means to cross the Federation. Their sneak attacks and general lack of honor stains the honor of the Federation by having to fight them. Nothing good ever came from a Caldari except as a pile of bodies stacked to the heavens.

Well, idk about you guys, but since my merc is "lore-fied" to be a mixed-breed Gallente-Caldari-Amarr, I could do whatever the **** I want. Actually, not since he's actually ethnic Gallente, and I'm loyal to the fed until I feel like making an Amarr (I like Amarrs too).

@Vaerana Myshtana: Was it you I saw in the recent merc battles? I think the map was Skim Junction? I think I saw you running around and I shot you to call for your attention.

lol, tanks rarely kill me, and if the DO try to, i usually eat enough of their health that they go running back into the red line

*cough cough black eagles? cough cough*

*cough cough black eagles? cough cough*

I dont see the Gallente doing much about it though. To wussy or just weak?

Sometimes a few honorable brothers and sisters stain themselves for the good of the Federation. Overall the Caldari have none at all.

lol, tanks rarely kill me, and if the DO try to, i usually eat enough of their health that they go running back into the red line

all those STD's cripple them

all those STD's cripple them

You mean the same ones prevalent in the caldari government? Heth needs his asteroid fetish professionally assessed and cured

No, it was me. Vaerana is too soft on the Grease Eaters.

we're working on, the last bullet to the head cure failed unfortunetly

Translation: I think that sandbagging (when assigned to the Caldari side) doesn't necessarily require me to clone the battle by cooking off six million grenades in my team's face. A few well-placed nuisances is plenty for me.

So you can't use railguns which YOU specialize in! Hang your heads in shame

huh?

So you can't use railguns which YOU specialize in! Hang your heads in shame

If this is as awesome as I hope it will be and I can choose sides and have a lore battle ZOMG I may have to set aside.... DARN IT. I am in the Defiance beta that lasts from Friday to Sunday on the consoles... CCCCCCCCCCCP!!!

Caldari Prime has been under Caldari control for way too long. It has been shaming our Gallente ideals and morales, and the situation has grown even worse with the insanity of Tibus Heth. Tibus Heth must die, and I make sure that Caldari Prime will go back to it's rightful owner's hands. Even if I have to board that Leviathan myself, nothing stands in my way to liberate Caldari Prime.

Long live Jacus Roden! DEATH TO HETH!

Which ever one of you guys shot heath missed, amd the only snipers I see look awfully caldari

If this is as awesome as I hope it will be and I can choose sides and have a lore battle ZOMG I may have to set aside.... DARN IT. I am in the Defiance beta that lasts from Friday to Sunday on the consoles... CCCCCCCCCCCP!!!

Every mer mc wants heth dead, so we shall capture him ALIVE

Ha you guys can't hit the broadside of an Erebus from 1km away

same but this shall not stop me from watching that leviathan burn, even if i must sacrifice precious defiance beta time

that a dropship? my fly swatter kills those all the time

Those tricksy vikings.. oh so tricksy making me choose....

If the number of victories in each battle makes a difference I will play it constantly and without sadness or regret at the loss of beta time for Defiance..

Nope, the gallente titan

close range blaster pistol.....

would just get inside and shoot the warp core

No idea what you're saying...

You'll press your gun right on it and still miss

fixed it

Whi do you guys think you are talking to my brotha from anotha empiya like that, I'll knock you off the face of caldari prime

Hah you wish. This is the Caldari they are just going to run away anyway. They have no concept of actual up close combat. If they can't shoot it with missiles they run like Amarrian school children from a Priest.

Both hybrids yet one is caldari made and couldn't get a kill on a REGULAR human while the other is the most prevalent weapon in the beta. Also you've yet to shoot down my militia or standard one.

Hah you wish. This is the Caldari they are just going to run away anyway. They have no concept of actual up close combat. If they can't shoot it with missiles they run like Amarrian school children from a Priest.

huh?

Hah you wish. This is the Caldari they are just going to run away anyway. They have no concept of actual up close combat. If they can't shoot it with missiles they run like Amarrian school children from a Priest.

A caldari sniper rifle failed to kill an unarmed heth while assault rifles and shotguns are some of the most common weapons

agreed why fight up close when we can keep you very far away. we dont like to dirty ourselves by having to touch you nasty smelling gallente.

This is my best chance to ask, if anyone wants a 21 day eve demo I'll give it to you and let you have the plex, I.just want a new peon

Nice tracking speed...

AM with no optimal reduction......

HEY!! that's MY scam, get lost!

agreed why fight up close when we can keep you very far away. we dont like to dirty ourselves by having to touch you nasty smelling gallente.

Mjd , now you see me, now I'm in optimal

All i want is a.peon, and I will exercise my right to urinate on you

That's nice but our rail gun ships will keep you at bay and in clear firing lines as our blaster equipped ships move in for the kill. Oh that's right the Caldari don't like to fight evenly. If you can't kill it with missiles you cry foul and run. Well we both have range and close weapons. Its a shame though all your fancy ships will be a graveyard ring around what is left of Caldari Prime. To long has the Federation allowed such a blighted system to remain in our space. Your filthy presence will be cleansed in a manner that would please the Amarr with the fires of wrath.

Tracking diruptors only slightly change my tracking, which is negated by tracking computers also, you'll have to shoot me down first

No, it was me. Vaerana is too soft on the Grease Eaters.

Oh, yeah... the names are to close together, so it's not hard to get them confused. Also, since everyone kinda looks the same...

The Caldari are good for their p0rn but the Gallente women are demons in the sack.
oh yes

See now that makes sense to me. +1

The Caldari are good for their p0rn but the Gallente women are demons in the sack.
oh yes

Go figure the one thing people would most likely agree in would be ****......

That gives me hope for humanity...... somehow....

we ARE?!?!!?

oh yeah. For some reason twin fetish is really prominent in New Eden and since the Caldari are clone based....you get the idea.

By the way, Minmatar women. Don't mess with them unless you are flexible or a masochist.

By the way, Minmatar women. Don't mess with them unless you are flexible or a masochist.

Oh my yes. Those Minmatar women, they'll make you sweat for it.
Unlike those Ammar women. Psh, they sorta just lay there. It's a little creepy.

Clearly you haven't been with the "closet pervs"... they can REALLY get wild when you talk them into it.

Who is the leader of the Gallente Federation? After we get done stomping you in the upcoming battle I'd like to focus my efforts on killing or Sabotaging his leadership.