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Mr Zitro
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:01:00 -
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Vehicle questions
Why is the damage control unit an active mod?
Why do I get blue shield with a giant blaster?
Why does my tank get stuck on items smaller than my tank?
Why does my tank take damage when I go over a hill?
Why does my RDV take the route where it has to crash into hills and or buildings?
Funny answers welcomed |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:02:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:Vehicle questionsWhy is the damage control unit an active mod? Why do I get blue shield with a giant blaster? Why does my tank get stuck on items smaller than my tank? Why does my tank take damage when I go over a hill? Quote:Why does my RDV take the route where it has to crash into hills and or buildings? Funny answers welcomed
driver's drunk |
SoTa PoP
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:05:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Mr Zitro wrote:Vehicle questionsWhy is the damage control unit an active mod? Why do I get blue shield with a giant blaster? Why does my tank get stuck on items smaller than my tank? Why does my tank take damage when I go over a hill? Quote:Why does my RDV take the route where it has to crash into hills and or buildings? Funny answers welcomed driver's drunk
What if it's a space sugar rush?
Or a space drunk?!
Or... maybe he ate a space taco and has the space runs.
I'd accept any reason with 'space' in front of it  |
Mavado V Noriega
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:06:00 -
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Drunk Bolas FTW!
u havent experienced Bolas <3 until a random drunk bolas CRASHES INTO U AND BLOWS UP UR TANK
god bless those drones |
Lunamaria Hawkeye
SyNergy Gaming
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:06:00 -
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Tanking is hard, sorry to hear u are having so much trouble with it. Maybe go back to infantry? |
Cyn Bruin
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:07:00 -
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Because he "space" touches himself at night.
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Sentient Archon
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:09:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:Vehicle questions
Why is the damage control unit an active mod? Because the scientists in the 25 century are retards and cant fix it in the ammo. These are the same guys that cant get misles to shoot straight
Why do I get blue shield with a giant blaster? The CCP devs like the color blue
Why does my tank get stuck on items smaller than my tank? They are testing webbifiers and we dont know about it
Why does my tank take damage when I go over a hill? Inbuild proximity mines
Why does my RDV take the route where it has to crash into hills and or buildings? Cos the bolas pilots are still getting used to the constant change in control mechanisms.
Funny answers welcomed |
2-Ton Twenty-One
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:12:00 -
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Well the RDV comes from the warbage in space, so a 15 second reentry would scramble his brains from all that heat, guys probably got hot pockets for balls at that point.
You ever try to drop off a tank while your nuts sizzle against the side of your dropsuit like a cheddar cheese ball dropped in a deep frier? |
Ten-Sidhe
Osmon Surveillance
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:13:00 -
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Quote:Why does my tank get stuck on items smaller than my tank?
Why does my tank take damage when I go over a hill?
Both of these are realistic Anti-tank obstacles are almost always smaller then tank, and main danger when driving over trees is getting stuck on a stump. Tanks in real life can get air time like duke's of hazard, but it risks damaging the tank. In one match I saw your tank pointing straight up with rear armour resting on ground, how ever you got it in that position should have caused some damage.
Damage control in eve is active mod, but uses so little cap it can be run continuously, so in effect it may as well be passive. In dust it should be passive unless/until we get cap and auto repeat like eve.
The rdv drones are kept dumb, so they don't steal the tanks for themselves and build an army of rogue drone sagaris. lol, the rdv are pretty dumb in path they take sometimes.
Blue shields happen with everything, not as bad as before, but hit detection needs work still. |
Mr Zitro
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:14:00 -
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Lunamaria Hawkeye wrote:Tanking is hard, sorry to hear u are having so much trouble with it. Maybe go back to infantry?
Tanking is hard try it out but I'm asking questions about vehicles so stay on topic |
Lunamaria Hawkeye
SyNergy Gaming
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:15:00 -
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2-Ton Twenty-One wrote:Well the RDV comes from the warbage in space, so a 15 second reentry would scramble his brains from all that heat, guys probably got hot pockets for balls at that point.
You ever try to drop off a tank while your nuts sizzle against the side of your dropsuit like a cheddar cheese ball dropped in a deep frier?
Damn, really puts everything in perspective. Those RDV drivers have it rough. I will remember to be nice to them from now on. |
Ten-Sidhe
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:16:00 -
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They used pocket lint for the brains of rdv drone, so it gets distracted by squirrels. |
Mavado V Noriega
SyNergy Gaming
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:19:00 -
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2-Ton Twenty-One wrote:Well the RDV comes from the warbage in space, so a 15 second reentry would scramble his brains from all that heat, guys probably got hot pockets for balls at that point.
You ever try to drop off a tank while your nuts sizzle against the side of your dropsuit like a cheddar cheese ball dropped in a deep frier?
arent the RDVs drones tho................ |
Sgt Kirk
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:20:00 -
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Seriously I don't like the idea of the damage control unit being an active mod. |
Donkey Hawaii
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:36:00 -
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The vehicle system doesn't really work well with this game tbh. They should be dropped in neutral the way instillations do. |
Paran Tadec
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:38:00 -
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RDV's are drones |
Mr Zitro
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:38:00 -
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Donkey Hawaii wrote:The vehicle system doesn't really work well with this game tbh. They should be dropped in neutral the way instillations do.
That would be a bad idea |
Dachande Anasazi
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:39:00 -
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You forgot a question (Though it isn't for tanks).
WHy was my dropship delivered SIDEWAYS and hence I can't lift off? |
Val'herik Dorn
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:41:00 -
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Hmmm hot dropping tanks like installations... I like it I would love to target hordes of blues with my tank and watch the squish! |
Mr Zitro
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:41:00 -
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Ok since RDVs are drones, can I get a skill to upgrade the intelligence of the drone? |
Donkey Hawaii
Bragian Order
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:45:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:Donkey Hawaii wrote:The vehicle system doesn't really work well with this game tbh. They should be dropped in neutral the way instillations do. That would be a bad idea
And why not? RDVs on a fixed path would prevent the issue with stupid collisions into buildings. |
Mr Zitro
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:54:00 -
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Donkey Hawaii wrote:Mr Zitro wrote:Donkey Hawaii wrote:The vehicle system doesn't really work well with this game tbh. They should be dropped in neutral the way instillations do. That would be a bad idea And why not? RDVs on a fixed path would prevent the issue with stupid collisions into buildings.
CCP would have to fix collision damage if they are going to hot drop them in installations and would have to fix team killing with "neutral" vehicles. |
Cyris Fortune
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:57:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Seriously I don't like the idea of the damage control unit being an active mod.
It is a active mid eve side to on the space boats. Though there are skills that help with its cap usage per cycle. |
Donkey Hawaii
Bragian Order
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Posted - 2013.02.07 21:01:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:Donkey Hawaii wrote:Mr Zitro wrote:Donkey Hawaii wrote:The vehicle system doesn't really work well with this game tbh. They should be dropped in neutral the way instillations do. That would be a bad idea And why not? RDVs on a fixed path would prevent the issue with stupid collisions into buildings. CCP would have to fix collision damage if they are going to hot drop them in installations and would have to fix team killing with "neutral" vehicles.
I'm talking about it working like the instillations, an RDV drops it down and the first team to hack it gets the vehicle. |
Free Tears
Seykal Expeditionary Group
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Posted - 2013.02.07 21:13:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:Vehicle questions
Why is the damage control unit an active mod?
Why do I get blue shield with a giant blaster?
Why does my tank get stuck on items smaller than my tank?
Why does my tank take damage when I go over a hill?
Why does my RDV take the route where it has to crash into hills and or buildings?
Funny answers welcomed
1. I don't know
2. You shoot blanks
3. Why does gum stick to my shoes?
4. The same reason fat people don't run marathons
5. The same reason workers at fast food joints spit in your burger |
Mr Zitro
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Posted - 2013.02.07 21:19:00 -
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Donkey Hawaii wrote:Mr Zitro wrote:Donkey Hawaii wrote:Mr Zitro wrote:Donkey Hawaii wrote:The vehicle system doesn't really work well with this game tbh. They should be dropped in neutral the way instillations do. That would be a bad idea And why not? RDVs on a fixed path would prevent the issue with stupid collisions into buildings. CCP would have to fix collision damage if they are going to hot drop them in installations and would have to fix team killing with "neutral" vehicles. I'm talking about it working like the instillations, an RDV drops it down and the first team to hack it gets the vehicle.
So tanks/vehicles become power weapons like halo... Umm no that would eliminate customizable vehicles and make a very bland game. |
DJINN leukoplast
Hellstorm Inc
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Posted - 2013.02.07 21:23:00 -
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Why separate knob, why!!! |
Free Beers
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Posted - 2013.02.07 22:00:00 -
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Cyris Fortune wrote:Sgt Kirk wrote:Seriously I don't like the idea of the damage control unit being an active mod. It is a active mid eve side to on the space boats. Though there are skills that help with its cap usage per cycle.
CCPs biggest failure is trying to take just parts of eve ships/fittings and bring a simpler version to dust.
WORST. DECISION. EVER. CCP
Every suit/vehicle should have
Rigs
High slots
Med slots
Low slots
cap/cap recharge rate
shield resists
armor resists
Trying to bring most of the things in from eve yet leaving out the constructs from eve is FAIL |
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GM Hercules
Game Masters
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Posted - 2013.02.07 22:07:00 -
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This is may funny however is not the correct area of the forum for such kind of threads.
Moved to The Locked Room.
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.02.07 22:47:00 -
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GM Hercules wrote:This is may funny however is not the correct area of the forum for such kind of threads.
Moved to The Locked Room.
Sentence construction fail |
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