I get attention, you are just the smelly kid on the bus no one cares about

He wants his crop's reputation to defined on how they do in game, and not how his members act on the forums.

The he goes and acts like a dumbass on the forums.

PvP against you feels like pve. Also, if I'm gum on your shoe, does that make Impswarm old men who lick you between your toes?

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I bet your dad wished you were his daughter instead.

I beg your dad wished he wore a condom

I beg your dad wished he wore a condom

Zitro, your retardation is showing again.

Nope it shows I'm on my phone and auto spell is trolling better than you fags

Sure bro, sure...

There should be a forum rule about not letting trash players talk to their betters

forums wouldn't be fun anymore

Farming noobs in this game is soo hard!

BTW this thread is missing a Wicked Glory rant.

Fingers get so sore after spamming L1 and R1

Ok very well.Hows this:

Hello kids Im mister Zitro and Im going to write a book on how I got to be a complete tool.

You see early on in the closed beta we had spawn points that were literally a 10 foot area.I would sit up in the mountains or on top of buildings shooting my Large missle turret at the spawns in my Sigarus which at the time had over 8k shp.Thats why I always talk about my 100 kill game like it was a massive achievement.I then put all my Sp into Proto suits and stacked damage mods.Later after I got owned by a scout repeatedly in a ambush game that was called Communication at the time by a full auto mod controller Codewish tac Douvolle. I decided I would do the same thing and act like it was my idea.I then complained repeatedly in the forums about the iron sights and muzzle rise.I told CCP that there game was dumb and called everyone scrubs.
When I joined beta max I stole all there good specialized players.To win the tournament.After we got the officer dropsuits 4 high and 4 low it was simply a matter of stacking damage mods.I used simple parlor tricks exploited the imbalance of the BETA and now my newest recent endevor is to complain about armor tanks and QQ like a baby because I was so stupid that I thought they might be good.I was going to pown open beta noobs before they figure out that 4 Av nades would kill me and my tank and that Miltia forges were now on the market>you see because I am the smartest guy in the game.Iwould do that until I got enough sp to go Proto and do the cycle all over again.I also never run solo because I would get my ass kicked so I always have to squad with either Regnum or Proto man and How as back up.Point is I never run solo.


Thats the first chapter

Fingers get so sore after spamming L1 and R1

Hardest on my liver.

Farming = boring = drinking.

What about that cat?

What about that cat?

Not gunna lie, this was entertaining and I would gladly pay top dollar for the full book, please post chapter 2, I'm waiting impatiently.

Zitro you're the one who sucked Global Conflicts d*** to join you.

And you're tank is sh*t.

Nope we where dating before hand, and I'm not a ****

Nope we where dating before hand, and I'm not a ****

I dunno, got some incestuous s**** with your brother going on.