Oh and I got a question for ya...Whats it like playing for the IMps 2nd string?I admit I am impressed that they could convince people to join a "your not as good as US" B-team....
Lol can You say fanboi?

It's natural for good players to want to play with good players. No one wants to hold up dead weight.

I never said Doug was a Team Player.We are talking about The IMps acquiring all good players.

Might want to work on your reading comprehension...

Oh and I got a question for ya...Whats it like playing for the IMps 2nd string?I admit I am impressed that they could convince people to join a "your not as good as US" B-team....
Lol can You say fanboi?

Reeks of Border line Homosexuality

PFBHz is the best corp in ROFL, does that mean the other corps in ROFL are "2nd string"? I dont think so, just other corps in the alliance that perform different functions.

P.S. you're a bad troll, get some unique material.

Ok very well.Hows this:

Hello kids Im mister Zitro and Im going to write a book on how I got to be a complete tool.

You see early on in the closed beta we had spawn points that were literally a 10 foot area.I would sit up in the mountains or on top of buildings shooting my Large missle turret at the spawns in my Sigarus which at the time had over 8k shp.Thats why I always talk about my 100 kill game like it was a massive achievement.I then put all my Sp into Proto suits and stacked damage mods.Later after I got owned by a scout repeatedly in a ambush game that was called Communication at the time by a full auto mod controller Codewish tac Douvolle. I decided I would do the same thing and act like it was my idea.I then complained repeatedly in the forums about the iron sights and muzzle rise.I told CCP that there game was dumb and called everyone scrubs.
When I joined beta max I stole all there good specialized players.To win the tournament.After we got the officer dropsuits 4 high and 4 low it was simply a matter of stacking damage mods.I used simple parlor tricks exploited the imbalance of the BETA and now my newest recent endevor is to complain about armor tanks and QQ like a baby because I was so stupid that I thought they might be good.I was going to pown open beta noobs before they figure out that 4 Av nades would kill me and my tank and that Miltia forges were now on the market>you see because I am the smartest guy in the game.Iwould do that until I got enough sp to go Proto and do the cycle all over again.I also never run solo because I would get my ass kicked so I always have to squad with either Regnum or Proto man and How as back up.Point is I never run solo.


Thats the first chapter

Oh he made you mad as heII

the fifth chapter is about his passion for naked women covered in pizza.

dont ask me why.

I saw an imperfect play solo on a server today.

He was running around advanced armour and kit, then when he died twice he seemingly decided dieing was too expensive and started sniping.

To give him his due he was an excellent sniper, I think he finished at the top of his team 24/2 I think. That being said his side did lose. I can't help but feel he might have actually won the battle if he himself had gotten stuck in and not been so worried about his K/D ratio.

Not hardly...I dont tank.Anytime he went up against anybody else in a tank and got owned he sent hate mail.His current tanking ability is there for everyone to see.Death owned him,Laurchasauras owned him,Got Jewed and Aldin...thats why he got Spero/Aldin to flank them he couldnt handle them on his own.

He sucks for real he has no gun game hence why he complains about the weapon flattening...he passived while he was tanking early in builds got his kill count/kdr way up used his sp to go proto and lvl his AR and thats all he did..I have no respect for the guy.You can see how well hes tanking now right?Guy is a tool....and I dont know why in the hell you guys follow him.

MMMM Pizza, New York of course none of that weak Chicago nonsense and definitely none of that weirdo Cali concoctions like shrimp tempura with avacado or whatever those hippies over there like to put on it.

I honestly haven't seen anyone obsess over him this much, you even wrote a biography. Good job and I'm sure he would appreciate the work you put into every detail.

nvm your clearly not mad, just obsessive.

Why any follows that d-bag Mrs. zitro is beyond me. she has no wit on the forums and crys like a little girl at everything.
Other than him they seem like decent guys, so I assume they just ignore him too.
She really is a traimwreck to read on the forums, scrub this homo that. She tries way too hard to be cool and just comes off worse than the Quick gloves, at least he can blame the booze.

lol 3/5 with a mass driver makes you a beast huh? lol I stand corrected

Btw you look cute in you G-IMP cheerleader outfit....pom-poms and pig tails.Just the way Zitro like it.

That's what they said would happen after the tournament.

Stalker alert?

The effect never happened until after the tournament because nobody ever heard of you until then. Before the tournament, STB was the big one. Then ofc, the tournament drew away their army of noobs wanting to join.

I agree they won't last, but it won't be to this cycle. I've said it time and time again, but improved integration with eve will much more likely be the death of them. They've stated many times in the past they don't plan on choosing a side, but instead using the tournament as advertising and being pure mercenaries.
Mercenaries are tools. Tools don't keep a reputation as the big bad gamer clan, because it's the grand armies of the rich and influential you hear of. Mercenaries, no matter how good they are, are overlooked in the huge armies.
Then again, the weak and not-so-influential are the ones who are more likely to need to hire mercenaries.

Lots of speculation on how dust will work it seems, but yeah you can finally sleep at night knowing we won't last, right?

Says the guy who is so obsessed with the Gimps that he couldnt make the cut so they put him on the B-team and excepts that just so he can be close to Zitro lol wtf evr kid. kick rocks and get your aim up. Get on my level.Yer dismissed

And the tears Zitro produces - I have to admit - are some pretty fine quality.

Said the dingleberry who hides behind alts. It's all good tho im done with you. Hate all you want not my fault you didn't get your invite into the "B" team. Not my fault you too blind to see what's being developed before your eyes, not my fault your reptilian brain lacks the frontal cortex gyri required for executive planning functions to see the Beast that grows in front of you daily.





I'm done with this guy--Vinny Gambini.

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When we up in da Barge, All Eyez on us, all eyez on usGǪGǪ You are now now rockin with I M Perfects and IMPSwarm b itch!!

Says the guy who is so obsessed with the Gimps that he couldnt make the cut so they put him on the B-team and excepts that just so he can be close to Zitro lol wtf evr kid. kick rocks and get your aim up. Get on my level.Yer dismissed