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Sabyn R Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 17	Posted - 2012.12.06 04:58:00 - [1] - Quote What's the funniest thing to happen to you on Dust 514 or name something you saw a noobie do that cracked you up. My favorite is when you start shooting at them they panic and spike their grenades into the ground.lmao The funniest thing that happened to me directly was that I probably have the record for distance traveled in an explosion.lol I ran and jumped to get away from the grenade and it launched me a reaallllly long way.XD That and anytime someone get's mowed down from behind by a vehicle.
DarkShadowFox Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 238	Posted - 2012.12.06 05:07:00 - [2] - Quote Mine is when they bump into me constantly and mele me.. like... stop... im not gonna move so find your own f******* path.
Sabyn R Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 17	Posted - 2012.12.06 23:08:00 - [3] - Quote DarkShadowFox wrote: Mine is when they bump into me constantly and mele me.. like... stop... im not gonna move so find your own f******* path. lol They haven't quite got that whole team bit down yet.
arimal lavaren L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 186	Posted - 2012.12.07 18:45:00 - [4] - Quote I had a guy throw his nano-hive at me yesterday, he almost managed to get his rifle back up to kill me too I was laughing so hard.
DarkShadowFox Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 238	Posted - 2012.12.07 21:02:00 - [5] - Quote arimal lavaren wrote: I had a guy throw his nano-hive at me yesterday, he almost managed to get his rifle back up to kill me too I was laughing so hard. thats the way to do it .
Knightshade Belladonna Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 288	Posted - 2012.12.07 22:39:00 - [6] - Quote DarkShadowFox wrote: arimal lavaren wrote: I had a guy throw his nano-hive at me yesterday, he almost managed to get his rifle back up to kill me too I was laughing so hard. thats the way to do it . the kitchen sink was unavailable
Sabyn R Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 17	Posted - 2012.12.08 19:18:00 - [7] - Quote arimal lavaren wrote: I had a guy throw his nano-hive at me yesterday, he almost managed to get his rifle back up to kill me too I was laughing so hard. OMG..I'm crying right now.lmao XD
WHz DS9899 Doomheim 136	Posted - 2012.12.21 09:08:00 - [8] - Quote I had noobs charge my HAV... with small arms weapons (AR's and ****)
Timothy Reaper ZionTCD Legacy Rising 321	Posted - 2012.12.21 09:32:00 - [9] - Quote One time I was counter-sniping someone and as soon as I pulled the trigger he was dead... and so was I. I looked at the kill feed and discovered that we had shot each other.
KripnawtiQ Prime L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 206	Posted - 2012.12.21 09:37:00 - [10] - Quote Shooting at the MCC with an assault rifle. I still can't get over it every time I see it. Its like "really man...u gonna destroy a space ship the size of a shopping mall with with your AR?"

Noraa Anderson Nox Aeterna Security 184	Posted - 2012.12.21 10:23:00 - [11] - Quote KripnawtiQ Prime wrote: Shooting at the MCC with an assault rifle. I still can't get over it every time I see it. Its like "really man...u gonna destroy a space ship the size of a shopping mall with with your AR?" I thought it would be like taking out the deathstar in Star Wars. Just got to hit the ventilation shaft which will cause a chain reaction and blow it up!
H4lfdog KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 14	Posted - 2012.12.21 20:11:00 - [12] - Quote Noraa Anderson wrote: KripnawtiQ Prime wrote: Shooting at the MCC with an assault rifle. I still can't get over it every time I see it. Its like "really man...u gonna destroy a space ship the size of a shopping mall with with your AR?" I thought it would be like taking out the deathstar in Star Wars. Just got to hit the ventilation shaft which will cause a chain reaction and blow it up! You just have to wait for the shield to be down. Mine is: I kill, 3 Blueberry, 2 LAV, 1 red dot and myself... In a LAV race to road kill the red dot sniper :D I think he get the assist for the death of every one.
Innus threen The Exemplars 19	Posted - 2012.12.21 22:00:00 - [13] - Quote This was last build one o the times that the frame rate was like 1 frame every 5 seconds. I saw an LAV coming at me to run me over and the framrate just crashed. So I found myself running away from an LAV backwards in slow motion. And the thoughts were something like this,"Holy kitten! LAV flying through the air at me. Im going to die! oh, oh. I'm outrunning a LAV. Awwww. I'm dead." It was so funny. Me and my wife were laughing our heads off. One of the few times she was watching. And it was priceless.
Dominus Fatali Nox Aeterna Security 34	Posted - 2012.12.27 00:44:00 - [14] - Quote I was playing with an absolutely terrible Heavy on the other team. I was able to kill him in my Scout dropsuit, running around him, with a militia scrambler pistol. And then he came back to the same spot, and so I killed him again.
SuperSaiyan4 Gogeta Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic 9	Posted - 2012.12.28 19:30:00 - [15] - Quote Dominus Fatali wrote: I was playing with an absolutely terrible Heavy on the other team. I was able to kill him in my Scout dropsuit, running around him, with a militia scrambler pistol. And then he came back to the same spot, and so I killed him again. Got one better than that: Shot a guy just so he would run around lost and confused, he ran around for about 15 seconds, I did the same thing 2 more times, he finally found me so I let the sniper next to me...split his wig.
SuperSaiyan4 Gogeta Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic 9	Posted - 2012.12.28 19:36:00 - [16] - Quote Another: First time ever using a forge gun, I pointed it at the dude and he just stopped and stared. He must've been thinking: "HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOOOUUUSSSAAAANNNDDD!!!!!!!!!" I then let the charge rip and it hit him in his face so hard, when I went to investigate the crime scene, his body was AWOL.
Vyzion Eyri The Southern Legion 154	Posted - 2012.12.28 19:46:00 - [17] - Quote We were dominating a skirmish so I decided to show off my flying in front of my whole team as they spawn camped. Completed a couple of laps, no problem, decided to land and see if anyone wanted to get taken for a ride, came in too fast, smashed into the ground in front of my snipers, and when I turned to look at them looking at my burning dropship I knew that they knew I didn't do that I on purpose. The embarrassment.
Thranx1231 CowTek 90	Posted - 2012.12.29 20:33:00 - [18] - Quote Since you fessed up I will share my own circus act. I have stuck pretty close to the things that work. Doing okay running Assault with a side dish of Heavy but it is time that to understand how Swarms and Forge Guns work. So I got shot by somebody while charging the Forge because I had never actually fired one before a hoped into the battle. Dead as a duck and looking pretty silly. Made certain I understood how to fire the Swarm before I aimed one at a HAV though. It worked fine and gave me 1/2 credit for the kill. Pretty sure I haven't killed anything with a Forge Gun yet.
Timothy Reaper ZionTCD Legacy Rising 321	Posted - 2012.12.31 12:12:00 - [19] - Quote Here's one that happened a few days ago: I was flying a dropship and got stuck on a building. When this happens you can sometimes wiggle your way out with the turrets. So I move to one of the turrets and start shooting the building. My passenger (who had a mic) also starts shooting the building, which put us right back where we started. I told him to stop and explained what I was doing. He had expressed an interest in practicing flying, so when he moved to the pilot seat I assumed () he was getting ready to fly once we got loose. Just as we start falling over the edge he moves back to the turret. As we're falling I say, 'I thought you were going to fly!' He responded, 'But I don't know how!' Once I got over the surprise it was too late for me to get in the cockpit, so I had to abandon ship. I tried to be nice when I asked him what happened, but I think I came across as a bit rude anyway. Apparently he quit listening after 'stop shooting' and assumed I was moving the dropship to 'a good shooting place'. We did provide some entertainment for someone else who had his mic on and witnessed the crash (and the epic failure of communication on both our parts), so at least some good came out of that mess.
Vyzion Eyri The Southern Legion 154	Posted - 2012.12.31 14:28:00 - [20] - Quote Another dropship story. I was on the ground watching this guy flying a dropship with a single gunner, admiring his smooth turning and controlled flight. For some reason, nothing was hitting him and he was right over enemy territory, the gunner tearing up any mercs daring to come out of cover. It seemed he could do no wrong. But that was where I was wrong. Suddenly, an enemy wised up and aimed a missile installation at the dropship. I can only describe what happens next as chaos. A few missiles slam into the dropship, reducing shields by 50%. I expected the pilot, after such a graceful performance, to veer away to land and repair. Instead, he went haywire. He pulled up much too fast, turned ridiculously fast and nose dived into the ground, killing himself and his gunner instantly. I didn't know whether I was crying with laughter or sympathy.

Dominus Fatali Nox Aeterna Security 34	Posted - 2013.01.12 12:58:00 - [21] - Quote So I felt really stupid the other day. I used a few C27 Snippers that I had lying around, and then switched back to using Charge. My first game I line up a headshot, pull the trigger, and... nothing. I mash the trigger, and still nothing. I switched weapons and tried using my SMG. It worked. I switched back, and it still didn't work. At this point, I am yelling a stream of profanitiy into my mic. And then I remembered you need to charge a Charge snipper riffle. My squad was laughing the whole time.
Desmodu Neogi Ahrendee Mercenaries Legacy Rising 1	Posted - 2013.01.17 12:46:00 - [22] - Quote I was sniping on Manus Peak, just respawned after getting sniped and I was out for vengeance. I finally found the guy at the edge of E/F3, I was lining up my shot for a head shot and just about to take the shot while he was aiming elsewhere, when suddenly I got jettisoned off of the outcropping I was using (F5). Managed to survive the fall with most of my health intact, and watch as the LAV that just bumped me off the mountain was leisurely making it's way down. I've also been killed by a supply ship, which was a unique experience. I've also managed to die to a sniper rifle while killing the person holding it with my own sniper rifle, which was good for a laugh.
Nomed Deeps The Exemplars 91	Posted - 2013.01.17 20:54:00 - [23] - Quote I've died probably a dozen times now by a friendly vehicle colliding with my LAV yet whenever I try to destroy an enemy LAV the same way, both LAVs just lose their shields.
James Thraxton The Exemplars 72	Posted - 2013.01.18 13:17:00 - [24] - Quote i was running a logi with an smg on ashland, and completely ran out of ammo taking out a heavy. with him having full armor health and me having nothing offensive left, i just stepped out from behind a boulder to let him shoot me and get it over with. . . except he didn't. surprised or else wise, we just stood staring at each other for a second, until i charged and beat him down with melee, him trying to HMG me down as i bashed him repeatedly.
Hunter Junko WARRIORS 1NC 45	Posted - 2013.01.19 05:35:00 - [25] - Quote dropship story: so i was running in manus peak, aiming for A, until i see a friendly dropship on the way towards A as well. i stopped and looked at it for a second, until one of the reds pulled out a forge gun. i thought to myself 'ooh **** '. i saw the forge gunner fire once, the dropship rocked to the side but the pilot kept at it. the forge gunner fired again, and this time the dropship's armor is cooking, but still heading towards A at the last second, i saw the pilot eject, and the drop ship flew down towards A and exploded on impact. according to the killlog, the Wreck killed the forge gunner and 4 of his allies. The rest of the game i couldn't help but chuckle
Whizawk Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 6	Posted - 2013.01.19 15:05:00 - [26] - Quote Getting a 14 roadkill streak with the LAV before someone on their team has the bright idea to use a Swarm Launcher.
mollerz s1ck3r Corp 71	Posted - 2013.01.21 10:49:00 - [27] - Quote I was set up as an assault sniper with another sniper a few feet away from me firing on various targets. I tossed down a nano hive for us to share and we started syncing up and taking out mutual targets. Then all of a sudden this enemy scout waay off in the distance attracts my attentions. I fire and miss (doh!). So of course he starts bunny hopping to cover and i manage to fire off a volley and nail him good enough to kill his shield and most of his armor by the time he makes it to cover. He probably had a sliver still covering his nut sack left . While I am blasting away I start to hear my neighbor sniper catch on and he starts shooting at the scout as well. The scout is now trapped behind this big container, but other than that there is no where but open desert for him to go. so we start to wait him out and let him make his move when all of a sudden he runs out from behind cover and does this bunny hop ballet with me and the other sniper blasting rounds off and never managing to hit him. He then makes it back to his cover, presumably to let his endurance recover only to do it again! We went three rounds blasting like fiends vs the energizer bunny show before I got him. He definitely seemed like he was enjoying himself :) Speaking of which, we should get an extra bump for a headshot kill, no?
DrunkardBastards Inebriated Liberation Front 23	Posted - 2013.01.22 05:32:00 - [28] - Quote no more stories huh? some of these were pretty funny.
Centurion mkII SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 10	Posted - 2013.01.22 05:54:00 - [29] - Quote Got in a Gallente HAV as a fellow Hav pilot I wanted to know his fit. Rail gun so far so good wait a second he has no shield bonus and no armor bonus. I got out and watched him only for him to be taken out in what must have been two hits by an instillation.
mollerz s1ck3r Corp 71	Posted - 2013.01.22 07:54:00 - [30] - Quote I just got pawn3d today in the most ridiculous of ways. I was rolling in my heavy with a laz0r gun when i come upon an assault. so i wade my fat ass in and slow charge him with my laz0r peen slapping him in the face this way and that while he's busy chewing through my armor. By my calculations it was going to be close, but i should easily take him and then wait for my armor repper to get to work. Dude gets me to 50% with his armor at like 1hp and he proceeds to skip over to me and ***** slap me to death. bravo dude :D! good move. i took that harsh lesson to heart and handed it to someone else



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