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Denak Kalamari
CrimeWave Syndicate
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Posted - 2013.01.22 09:16:00 -
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I was running around in my scout suit, hacking null cannons and planting remote explosives on them when suddenly out of nowhere about five guys came and jumped me. I managed to barely hack the cannon and plant my remotes before running off, dodging five enemies shooting at me and screaming for my corp mates to come and help me. I managed to find a small crate which I could hide behind in, seeing how they were rehacking my objective, the remote still ready to be blow up.
Then I got the bright idea of charging right in to the group, doing a loud warcry and throwing my last remote right in the middle of them. Of course I got incapacitated, but I could still detonate my remote, resulting into a massive multikill. It was pure awesomeness and tons of fun. |
Jackof All-Trades
Bojo's School of the Trades
78
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Posted - 2013.01.22 16:27:00 -
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Not so much a noob instance than a moment of insanity, but when I was playing Logi - this was in Chromosome - I was running to revive some guy, when I turned around to find myself run over by a dropship. It was impossible to have that level of control. I have no idea what the map's name was, but it was the one featured in the HK Gameshow. I was between objectives A and C where a dropship RAN ME OVER. And dropped off some infantry to take the base to boot!
That's about the time where I started to realise how amazing the players in this game are. |
Jackof All-Trades
Bojo's School of the Trades
78
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Posted - 2013.01.22 16:36:00 -
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Now this a noob instance. Playing in a team 2 on 2, but I find myself landed with an AFKer. It was the first time it had happened to me, so I was pretty pessimistic. I start running to the first objective and hack it, placing a remote explosive when I'm done. Just after that though, one of the enemies came along and started shooting at me, so I just ran off the hill. It told me the objective was being hacked, and with a sadistic grin I blew the bomb. Kill, of course.
I began running to the next base, but I look back and find this LAV charging towards me. I drop a remote explosive on the ground, step back, and blow it. Never killed an LAV so easy.
I hacked the objective and headed back, waiting for them. He charged in with an AR again, and so I dropped a remote explosive, and as he got closer I just blew it. By now, they must really be hating my remote explosives. Restock on ammo and prepare to do a repeat, but after I drop the remote explosive he manages to kill me with a locus grenade. Somehow it glitched out, and my POV was stuck in midair as I just looked down on the place where we where fighting. The guy looked at me for a few seconds, maybe my body got stuck there or something, then looked down and shot my remote explosive. And it blew up.
Funniest **** ever. He just went flying off the screen! Remote explosive center stage, guy shooting at it - and bam! Flies off! Everything about the situation was just so perfect, I only wish there would have been a way to see it again. |
mollerz
s1ck3r Corp
71
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Posted - 2013.01.22 16:49:00 -
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That reminds me of the time i had put two remEXPs down after i hacked a base.. then sadly got killed before i could detonate. i start to watch my base get retaken by two reds when all of a sudden their team mate got the orbital strike they called late which set off my explosives netting me two kills, as well as the base hack. |
NAV HIV
The Generals
151
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Posted - 2013.01.22 17:01:00 -
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Blue Dot looks at our own MCC, throws a Nanohive, Starts shooting at it thinking he'd take it down. He kept reloading and shooting at it for a while. I went up to the nearest Railgun Installation, shot at him once just to amuse myself. He finds cover, throws another nanohive, reloads and starts shooting back at the MCC.... FML what a player base... |
Knarf Black
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
396
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Posted - 2013.01.22 21:35:00 -
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I was trying to huck grenades over a wall, but the physics decided that the wall was actually a foot higher than it looked. My nade bounced right off the invisible upper portion of the wall, hit me in the face and 'sploded. I had a drop uplink nearby, so ten seconds later I spawned in and proceeded to do the exact. same. thing.
Must have been hilarious for the reds on the other side. |
James Thraxton
The Exemplars
72
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Posted - 2013.01.23 07:21:00 -
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mollerz wrote:I just got pawn3d today in the most ridiculous of ways. I was rolling in my heavy with a laz0r gun when i come upon an assault. so i wade my fat ass in and slow charge him with my laz0r peen slapping him in the face this way and that while he's busy chewing through my armor. By my calculations it was going to be close, but i should easily take him and then wait for my armor repper to get to work. Dude gets me to 50% with his armor at like 1hp and he proceeds to skip over to me and ***** slap me to death. bravo dude :D! good move. i took that harsh lesson to heart and handed it to someone else 
that was me, no really, thanks |
Chibi Andy
Celtic Anarchy
38
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Posted - 2013.01.23 09:00:00 -
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my funny moment was when i got surrounded by 3 redberries, they all tried to melee me so i just moved backwards and gunned them down while they tried running after me STILL trying their melee skills 
it was the easiest 3 kills in a row for me hehe  |
Timothy Reaper
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
321
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Posted - 2013.01.23 11:00:00 -
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One time a blue dot ran right in front of me just as I was throwing a grenade. It bounced off his back and killed me. |
Minmatar Slave 74136
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
291
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Posted - 2013.01.23 12:26:00 -
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Very first game I ever played, was trying out all the stuff and called in an LAV. I looked around for the RDV, and like a blueberry i stood there and watched it come in...
And then it dropped the LAV on my brainpan.
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Repe Susi
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
249
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Posted - 2013.01.23 14:04:00 -
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I was in Line Harvest standing on top of Nanohive, chucking AV grenades over the wall where the actual battle was going. (Only infantry)
Never even noticing the 'nades didn't explode.
/palm |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
427
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Posted - 2013.01.25 04:29:00 -
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Best One of the Open Beta so far
We were severely redlining this team and a guy comes up in a [Starter Fit] - Sniper
He walks point blank range over a hill and tries to quick scope me and another guy....didn't even pull out a pistol.
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ghgfggggggbvc
Doomheim
5
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Posted - 2013.01.26 02:34:00 -
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i was using a HMG and was stood next to another heavy basicly locking a gate down, when 5 noobs tried to rush us. we turned them into swish cheese, best part was though they had to try it 3 more times before they got the message |
GarryKE
Omnispace Trading Company
60
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Posted - 2013.01.26 19:02:00 -
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I've actually got three I can't choose between. They all made me laugh.
I kamikaze ran my dropship into a group of snipers on the top of the tower on Skim Junction (I think it's that one). Killed all of them and pushed their dropship off the tower, killed myself in the process, but it was well worth it.
Just earlier on I was running towards a friendly tank to hop in it. An RDV was destroyed and flew down right on top of me and squashed me.
Third one: it was a squashed area of the map where both sides were tightly grouped up behind cover. Everybody dropped a load of nanohives and spammed the crap out of them with grenades. |
Jotun Hiem
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
411
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Posted - 2013.01.27 06:59:00 -
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arimal lavaren wrote:I had a guy throw his nano-hive at me yesterday, he almost managed to get his rifle back up to kill me too I was laughing so hard.
I'm actually guilty of this.
Back in August(?), when you could cycle through equipment with the R2 button, I got ambushed on my old Logi. I jumped when he shot at me and accidentally switched to a Hive and just kind of chucked it at him.
As for an original noob moment? A while ago I had my first encounter with remote explosives. This guy kept putting them on the B point on the old Ashland map. I'd walk up to the NULL canon and get myself blown up. After that happened twice I got wise and decided to shoot the damn things.
Problem is, I didn't know they'd detonate if you shot 'em. |
Zat Earthshatter
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
304
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Posted - 2013.01.27 09:07:00 -
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One just today - running a Forge Gun on my alt in Manus Peak Skirmish. I had it out because I knew there was a red HAV, and this toon has weaksauce skills thanks to not getting Passive SP.
Eventually, I got tired of the blueberries doing the usual CoD "all attack, 0 defense" that just has you running in circles, so I went to A to start picking off vehicles.
*a wild Sniper Scout appeared!*
I switch to Scrambler sidearm, attempt a 400% damage, insta-kill headshot... and miss.
Sniper Scout must've found that rather funny, because he proceeded to crouch, stand and jump in a random order.... without doing anything else!
A couple semi-random shots later, and...
*Earthshatter used Scrambler Headshot --- It's Super Effective!!!*
*Sniper Scout faints!* *Earthshatter wins!* |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
41
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Posted - 2013.01.27 10:46:00 -
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Had a Newberry try and get me to have a melee fight (I think that was what he wanted) I had run dry on my HMG after mowing down a couple of his mates then he just started to melee the air in front of himself, then kinda jogged towards me.
My response wasn't very nice, quick switch to sidearm anndddd...... SCRAMBLER PISTOL TO THE FACE!!!!!!!! Mwhahahahaha!!!!!!
one of my corpmates said it was like that scene out of Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Although saying that I came across one very good Newberry recently can't remember his name but he caught me halfway through a reload and I assume he only had a half mag in his AR because he stopped shooting when I got to half armour, jinked to the left staying ahead of my shots and threw a grenade in my face. All I could think was "Motherkitten..." hats off to that guy.
regards
Snag
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DRAlgernop Krieger
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
24
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Posted - 2013.01.27 15:12:00 -
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Set my paddle down on the last 2 kills of an Ambush to pack up a....'cigarette'. Took a hit of said...'cigarette' and looked at the screen to see an enemy running at me, closing the gap to around 15ft, paddle is on the floor...1 ticket left.
"F*ck it." I think to myself, he'll get me if I reach for the paddle...
There's a hail of gunfire, he empties the entire clip of AR rounds at me...Hit me once, pulled out his pistol.
Six shots ring out, 1 connects still have all my life and 3/4 of my shield...last ticket expires....I don't stop laughing for the next five minutes or so. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
371
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Posted - 2013.01.28 04:44:00 -
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i was using a HMG and just walked in behind some cover with some boxes right in front of me. A couple of guys walked around the corner, mowed them down quite nicely, No more than 5 seconds after this another guy comes round the corner and proceeds to charge at me head on with a nova knife, I have never had a better case of risk free kill.
another crazy thing that happened on an ambush map was that we managed to lose the match with both teams clone reserves listed as 00 |
Timothy Reaper
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
321
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Posted - 2013.01.28 07:50:00 -
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Our team had relined the enemy on the Skim Junction map with the communications building. For some reason they keep trying to force their way in through the gate closest to their spawn instead of sneaking through the other two. A group of three red dots makes a push. I pull up my sniper scope, take out the guy at the rear of the group and get a kill assist on the guy in the middle. The guy in the front, apparently unaware of the demise of his companions, runs right through the gate and is immediately mowed down by assault rifles. |
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DrunkardBastards
Inebriated Liberation Front
23
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Posted - 2013.01.29 06:34:00 -
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There was a guy just barely in range of my AR climbing up a ladder must have shot 30 rounds at him one finally lands he freaks out jumps off the ladder and falls to his death. Got an assist. |
The Dragon Ascendant
Celtic Anarchy
101
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Posted - 2013.01.29 12:24:00 -
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So I running around shotgunning people, sticking close to the centre of the map (ashland, I think?) and some unlucky guy walks around the corner in front of me, well within range. At the same time, I see an orange blip on my radar behind me. Knowing I now had two guys to deal with, I quickly shotgun the one in front, anticipating a hail of gunfire in my back at any moment. It never comes. I start to turn and about a 3rd of my shield suddenly drops, the guy behind me having decided, after clearly seeing his teammate die in 1 shot to my shotgun, to walk up to me and start trying to melee me to death. I allowed him to get 1 more hit before blowing his head off.
Another game, this time on Line Harvest skirmish, we had the enemy mostly redlined and they were trying to push forward using LAVs. Unfortunately for them I was in a rail turret, directly south of where they were calling in their vehichles. I must've killed 5 LAVS in about 3 minutes as they kept spawning them in the same place, directly in fron of my gun. They never learned. |
Erehk
Insomniacs Anonymous
7
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Posted - 2013.01.29 15:00:00 -
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Alright, I'll bite.
So forge gun doesn't seem to be a terribly popular weapon, and new players don't necessarily realize that the thing takes three seconds to charge and is hell to aim.
So fresh meat freaks out because this giant shell just exploded next to him, and he runs straight to his large, stationary LAV.
I facepalm every time. Still take the shot though. Thanks new player, you just earned me a free kill. |
Corvo The Shadow
The Royal Assassin's
23
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Posted - 2013.01.29 17:20:00 -
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yo sup people |
Calamity Jane II
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
28
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Posted - 2013.01.29 19:56:00 -
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My favorite was a few days ago, shot a guy at a distance with shotty, he turns around opens up on me but as he gets closer he starts shooting lower and lower till hes shooting straight down at his feet. I was laughing too hard to even want to shot him and put him out of his misery. |
Bainlear Gorrilian
Infinite Ohmage
11
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Posted - 2013.01.30 03:26:00 -
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Five people spawn at the same time. Me with a HMG, two other Heavy Machine Gunners, an Assault type, and a red dot in what may have been scout attire. My condolences to that one hilariously screwed player. At least, he was in the back and managed to damage one of the heavies. The only thing that would have made it better was if I had the Metal Gear Solid 'alert' sound effect on my phone and got a notification just then. |
Jackof All-Trades
Bojo's School of the Trades
78
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Posted - 2013.01.30 12:06:00 -
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Jotun Hiem wrote:arimal lavaren wrote:I had a guy throw his nano-hive at me yesterday, he almost managed to get his rifle back up to kill me too I was laughing so hard. I'm actually guilty of this. Back in August(?), when you could cycle through equipment with the R2 button, I got ambushed on my old Logi. I jumped when he shot at me and accidentally switched to a Hive and just kind of chucked it at him. As for an original noob moment? A while ago I had my first encounter with remote explosives. This guy kept putting them on the B point on the old Ashland map. I'd walk up to the NULL canon and get myself blown up. After that happened twice I got wise and decided to shoot the damn things. Problem is, I didn't know they'd detonate if you shot 'em.
IT WAS YOU!!!
Either you, or someone who did the exact same thing. My favorite noob moment, I even posted on here. |
Jackof All-Trades
Bojo's School of the Trades
78
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Posted - 2013.01.30 12:21:00 -
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For the first time I encountered a new berry with a swarm launcher. Was running shotgun, and he was just aiming at me, obviously pulling the trigger. We stared at each other for a few seconds, then I took the shot. |
poopchucker9900
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
30
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Posted - 2013.01.30 15:28:00 -
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just the other day i saw a tank ramp a hill and squash three red dots.....and when i say ramp, this tank must have jumped at least 10' off the ground.
another funny thing i have noticed, to see the truly new blueberries, watch your clone count at the beginning of a match, when spawning out of the mcc it seems the "new"berries cant understand that you have to press x on your way down. we saw our clone count drop by three within the first 5 seconds of a battle one day..... |
Timothy Reaper
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
321
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Posted - 2013.02.05 07:21:00 -
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Here's some turret related hijinks from yesterday:
I was manning a blaster turret in a cheap scout fit when I see a flash of red nearby on the radar. Since a scout suit has trouble standing up against a spicy chili fart, I decide to run. I lay down some cover fire but, of course, I have to reload. But instead of shooting me with his assault rifle from where he was standing he charges straight towards me and gets shot in the back by the unmanned turret.
In a different game I saw someone in an LAV trying to destroy a railgun turret with full shields and armor.  |
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