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Aeon Amadi
Maverick Conflict Solutions
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Posted - 2012.09.25 07:47:00 -
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Assault Rifles - "Effectiveness or Efficiency..? Eh - why not both..."
Sniper Rifles - "Oh, Diablo 3? I loved that game! In fact.. I love any point and click adventure game!"
Laser Rifles - ???????
Shotguns - "I enjoy the occasional close encounter... That is, if the battle is in -just- the right area..."
Submachine Guns - "SQUIRRELS! Why aren't there squirrels in this ga- ANOTHER ENEMY!!"
Scrambler Pistols - "A gentleman faces his opponent when issuing a duel... Now if the bastard would just stop using heavy weaponry..."
Swarm Launchers - "Come on lock lock lock lock LOCKED - FIRING - ANNNNNNND..... Wait... Wait for it.... Wait for it... Wa- YES!"
Forge Guns - "Why use ointment for a burn when I can just not get a burn in the first place? Oh look, how precious, they're calling in a tank.. I'll just shoot the dropship..."
Heavy Machine Guns - "I like a challenge in my game - and with the way this thing always misses, overheats before finishing the mag, does less damage than an submachine gun and takes an eternity to reload........"
Mass Drivers - "I don't mind making kills but ever since I started using this thing I've noticed a -lot- more assists..."
Grenades - "Why bother learning to shoot when I got these things that explode on impact and instantly kill?"
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Pokey Dravon
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
583
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Posted - 2012.09.25 08:13:00 -
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Haha I love the shotgun and SMG ones, quite true as well. |
Zerlathon
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
213
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Posted - 2012.09.25 08:30:00 -
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Pokey Dravon wrote:Haha I love the shotgun and SMG ones, quite true as well.
I think the swarm launcher has to be the most accurate. The amount of people I have seen let a round go and they just stand there... watching...... waiting....
Personally, I think the shotgun should be:
"I'm the SNEAKY SILENT WIND OF DOOM WHO'LL KI... Wait... WHY YOU NO DIEEE FROM 1 SHOT!?!?!"
Shortly followed by....
"YOU'Z ONLY KILLED ME BECUZ MY WEAPON IS EFFECTIVE AT 1 METRE!!!! YOUR WEAPON TAKES LESS SKILL!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!"
* +1 for making me lol  |
Kleanur Guy
SyNergy Gaming
154
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Posted - 2012.09.25 08:33:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:
Forge Guns - "Why use ointment for a burn when I can just not get a burn in the first place? Oh look, how precious, they're calling in a tank.. I'll just shoot the dropship..."
Heavy Machine Guns - "I like a challenge in my game - and with the way this thing always misses, overheats before finishing the mag, does less damage than an submachine gun and takes an eternity to reload........"
That's pretty much it for me. |
Sha Kharn Clone
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
1087
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Posted - 2012.09.25 08:55:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:
Submachine Guns - "SQUIRRELS! Why aren't there squirrels in this ga- ANOTHER ENEMY!!"
Yea ok your bang on with this one |
Heinz Doofenshertz
BetaMax.
360
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Posted - 2012.09.25 09:02:00 -
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Submachine Guns- Because I can't empty a pistol's mag in one trigger pull. |
Mavado V Noriega
SyNergy Gaming
2283
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Posted - 2012.09.25 09:36:00 -
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LOL +1 for the lulz OP |
DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1903
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Posted - 2012.09.25 11:03:00 -
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Mass Drivers: I don't always get kills, but when I do, I don't.
Also, lmfao at the sniper rifle one hahaha |
STB Vermaak Doe
558
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Posted - 2012.09.25 11:45:00 -
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The mass driver description also goes for the hmg |
Pokey Dravon
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
583
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:40:00 -
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Zerlathon wrote:Pokey Dravon wrote:Haha I love the shotgun and SMG ones, quite true as well. I think the swarm launcher has to be the most accurate. The amount of people I have seen let a round go and they just stand there... watching...... waiting.... Personally, I think the shotgun should be: "I'm the SNEAKY SILENT WIND OF DOOM WHO'LL KI... Wait... WHY YOU NO DIEEE FROM 1 SHOT!?!?!" Shortly followed by.... "YOU'Z ONLY KILLED ME BECUZ MY WEAPON IS EFFECTIVE AT 1 METRE!!!! YOUR WEAPON TAKES LESS SKILL!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!" * +1 for making me lol
Haha when I tell people I use the shotgun, I'm usually told "Shotgun sucks because you can't one shot people" and then when asked skills they leveled up for it, I just end up face palming.
Shotgun is tricky, you really gotta work to stay in close quarters all the time without camping, and when are you close you need to be skillful enough to know where and went to shoot (because this is Dust and we need to lead our targets when they're 5m away). I think a lot of people pick it up thinking it'll be EZ mode,not realizing you need a lot of skills trained to make it really effective and even then its difficult to use in a lot of situations due to how horrifically bad the range is.
Even so the only time I get irritated when I'm killed while using the shotgun is when I get picked off from some crazy range by a sniper, but even then its more irritation for myself for allowing him to line up that shot. |
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DILLIGAD
50
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Posted - 2012.09.25 19:13:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:
Forge Guns - "Why use ointment for a burn when I can just not get a burn in the first place? Oh look, how precious, they're calling in a tank.. I'll just shoot the dropship..."
Heavy Machine Guns - "I like a challenge in my game - and with the way this thing always misses, overheats before finishing the mag, does less damage than an submachine gun and takes an eternity to reload........"
Forge Guns: Stand still dang it!
HMGs: Stand still dang it! |
Jak Teston
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
99
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Posted - 2012.09.25 20:37:00 -
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I recently started using the scrambler pistol and yes, that is exactly what I feel like. Under that mask my clone has a mustache and a top hat.
... It's a small top hat. |
Typo Name
78
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Posted - 2012.09.26 01:51:00 -
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Lately, I've been running around with a scrambler pistol and a mass driver-
Mass driver- BOOM! haha! BOO.. no boom? aaw.... |
Avery Shepard
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.09.26 01:55:00 -
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Assault Rifles - GOD HELP ME WHY AM I SO BORING
Knife - OMG NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.09.26 02:05:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Scrambler Pistols - "A gentleman faces his opponent when issuing a duel... Like I'm a gentleman." *laughter*
Fixed that one for ya!
Also Forgot Quote:AV Grenades - "****." -click, throw- |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.26 02:25:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Assault Rifles - "Oh look, a gun."
Sniper Rifles - "I just pulled off a 360 noscope OMGOMGOMG!"
Laser Rifles - "Great, it's geonosis all over again..."
Shotguns - "Like bringing a ballistic knife to a gun fight."
Submachine Guns - "Because I like missing more than hitting but I still kill the enemy."
Scrambler Pistols - "Who'd like scrambled eggs for dinner? Because thats what I'm about to make your nutsacks into."
Swarm Launchers - "Because one missile isn't enough."
Forge Guns - "I wonder if I can charge my Iphone 200 with this thing..."
Heavy Machine Guns - "Because compact weapons that do the same thing are over-rated."
Mass Drivers - "I don't always aim at the enemy. But when I do, I don't."
Grenades - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LITERALLY COOK THEM?"
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DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1903
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Posted - 2012.09.26 02:32:00 -
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Fiasco Llana wrote: "I wonder if I can charge my Iphone 200 with this thing..."
YOU GOT THE 200!?!?!?!
Crap, I only have the 199, I'll be right back, I just need to harvest my families organs for enough money to buy it.....better sharpen the machete while I'm at it so I can cut in line. |
drake sadani
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
42
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Posted - 2012.09.26 03:01:00 -
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heavy machine gun is easy to kill with -_- you just sneak up behind someone in a heavy suit which is totally possible in real life
(THUMP THUMP THUMP) you hear something (THUMP ........slight rotor whine ) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 50 points and then you sneak off THUMP THUMP THUMP .
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Whispercrow
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
102
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Posted - 2012.09.26 03:43:00 -
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Assault Rifle: When you just want to shoot things and don't want to have to worry about range, accuracy, or any of that. Or when you just don't care about thinking, and want to shoot stuff. Special props for that stupid 'tactical' one that requires you to click for EACH AND EVERY SHOT. I think I bought a stack of 10 to try them out, and I still have 9... The burst one is cool, though. Mad props go to CCP for fixing this since last patch, where it barely had more range than an SMG. Now it's ALMOST up to real-world AR specs... 
SMG: Because I like my bullets ceasing to exist past 6 meters... but hey, what else are you going to use for a Sidearm, anyway? The best part is that the default Militia one CAN'T ACTUALLY KILL ANYONE with its tiny clip, instead leaving them with a sliver of health while they murder you in irritation at your choice of weapon.
Shotgun: Because, I figured if I'm going to have a short range gun, it might as well DO SOMETHING, unlike the SMG. Sure, it has half the range, but it only takes one or two shots, tops. Of course, each time you miss with it is like shoving a knife in your own gut, because you KNOW that other guy is going to kill you. Now, if only it were a Sidearm...
Scrambler: The sole reason you make alternate starter fits, because while it has range, it is inferior to the SMG in all other aspects, but some chucklehead thought it would go good on, say, the base Sniper fit (look ma, I can snipe at short range! Blor-hor-hor!).
Mass Driver: Because I want my enemies to scratch their heads trying to figure out weird weapon they just died from for the very first time in their Dust experience...
HMG: I don't care about damage. I care about the enemy voiding his bowels when he hears the evil whine of the gun firing and sees the bullet stream. You know, before he realizes his AR does more damage... or before he realizes it takes me about three DAYS to reload the stupid thing and just hides out until I have to, then runs up and murders me with extreme hillarity.
Forge Gun: Because it's funny having a charge up weapon that does ludicrous damage... if you can hit with it. Since it's designed to hit vehicles, good on em! It was kinda hillarious how they made a version that shoots faster but can't hold the charge, and another that requires about half an hour to charge up and DOESN'T LET YOU MOVE while this is happening... cause I'm sure THAT didn't make enough people mad. On the downside, when my .5 mil ISK tank gets blown up by the latter, I just quietly select "Leave Game" in utter shame...
Laser Rifles: They need to come out soon. I'm tired of humping these stupid Nanohives everywhere...
Grenades: Why is it whenever I try to run some fool over in my Zero ISK Death-Buggy, they ALWAYS seem to magically have AV grenades? And why is it when I toss an anti-infantry grenade it has about a 2-inch explosion radius but everyone else's has about a 10 meter one, EVEN WHEN IT'S THE SAME GRENADE TYPE? Blech.
Swarm Missiles: Hey look, I've got this gun that's really really good at mulching vehicles but is useless against anything else. OF course, if I equip it, there won't BE any vehicles. And if I don't, the skies will be filled with Dropships and the ground will be infested with Gunnlogi, at least until I die and respawn with the thing and then they'll all vamoose like mice in a cartoon....
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STB Vermaak Doe
558
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Posted - 2012.09.26 03:46:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote: "I wonder if I can charge my Iphone 200 with this thing..."
YOU GOT THE 200!?!?!?! Crap, I only have the 199, I'll be right back, I just need to harvest my families organs for enough money to buy it.....better sharpen the machete while I'm at it so I can cut in line.
I'll help you, starting with you're liver |
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Cortez The Killer
Immobile Infantry
188
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Posted - 2012.09.26 04:40:00 -
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Not the liver!! Can't booze up and play without a liver.. give a frontal lobe, won't miss a thing. |
STB Vermaak Doe
558
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Posted - 2012.09.26 04:41:00 -
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Cortez The Killer wrote:Not the liver!! Can't booze up and play without a liver.. give a frontal lobe, won't miss a thing.
Liver or kidneys, choose |
Damnit itsThat GuyAgain
5
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Posted - 2012.09.26 04:47:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Cortez The Killer wrote:Not the liver!! Can't booze up and play without a liver.. give a frontal lobe, won't miss a thing. Liver or kidneys, choose
you only need one anyway |
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