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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:49:00 -
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You are now a weapons engineer of your favorite New Eden faction! Congrats on the promotion/demotion from your precious position. I'm sure you weren't too fond of it anyway.
Your first task is to engineer a light, heavy, or sidearm weapon that fires weaponized animals. Let's just say your new boss is quirky and leave it at that.
What faction are you? What weapon did you design? What animal does it fire to lethal effect at your most hated enemy?
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Hector Carson
Till Death Rains The Empire of New Eden
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:50:00 -
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lol this is by far the best troll post I have seen so far
Logistics ak.0
Commando ak.0
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:50:00 -
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Minmatar
Kitten launcher
Amarr because amarr hates cats.
CPM 1, Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
\\= ADV HAVs =// Unlocked
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:50:00 -
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Hector Carson wrote:lol this is by far the best troll post I have seen so far Good sir, I believe you have confused "troll" with "shitpost".
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:51:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Minmatar
Kitten launcher
Amarr because amarr hates cats. Dumb fire kittens or does it have lock-on capabilities?
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Hector Carson
Till Death Rains The Empire of New Eden
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:52:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Hector Carson wrote:lol this is by far the best troll post I have seen so far Good sir, I believe you have confused "troll" with "shitpost". no this is a troll post I am absolutely sure of it, but still funny though
Logistics ak.0
Commando ak.0
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:54:00 -
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Done
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Diablo Gamekeeper
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:59:00 -
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Minmatar Dragon Sprayer Shoots dragons that also shoot dragons out of THEIR mouths at the amarr
I'm back
Rainbow Dash
I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:01:00 -
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Diablo Gamekeeper wrote:Shoots dragons that also shoot dragons out of THEIR mouths at the amarr . . .
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:02:00 -
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Gallente-
Wolf launcher-
Launches wolves with armor and nova knife claws. You can launch multiple and let the wolves do the killing. They have built in reps, shields, Kincats and cardio.
Launcher stats-
Ammo- 10 Type- heavy weapon Launch Range- 20meters
Wolf stats- Shields-500 Armor- 600 Stamina- 400 M/s- 20 m/s 60 shield recharge 50 armor rep 50m ewar range. Built in 10 db precision and dampening. Built in cloak. 1 heavy slot- can equip hmg on its back Built in scanner 15 db scanner. Built in myofibs. 20m jump hight.
Will attack and kill anything with a red tag.
CEO of 48SOF
Assault Gk.0-Scout Gk.0
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bane sieg
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:04:00 -
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I'd like to introduce a new modified mass driver which replaces it's standard explosive shells with packs of honey badgers. This is a truly minmatar weapon, but is effective against any foe because after all, the honey badger don't give a shlt
Logi mko/gko/ako, Sentinel ako/mko, Commando mko/ako/cko, Scout gko/mko, Assault mko/ako/gko/cko.
Among other things
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:04:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Gallente Wolf launcher Launches wolves with armor and nova knife claws. I Googled "Freedom Wolf" and this was the first image.
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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god clone
FACK YOU .i..
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:46:00 -
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At FACK YOU industries we are currently engineering a new state of the art forge gun called " the grizzly" It literally fires a live grizzly bear at your enemies with devastating power image yourself out for a sunday stroll in your lav, when out of nowhere you're hit by a grizzly bear moving at over 3000 fps. #rekt
Something about something
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JARREL THOMAS
Dead Man's Game
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:00:00 -
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Yes
Caldari Loyalist. ( -í° -£-û -í°) No.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:01:00 -
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Broken link!
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Spytenn Mallus
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:03:00 -
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Amarr goldfish'n'laser carpet bomber.
It launches a cluster of nuclear goldfish in a brilliant disco ball arc over your enemies, causing great splash damage to shields.
In 10 days: old testament.
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Spytenn Mallus
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:03:00 -
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Probably fixed by now!
In 10 days: old testament.
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Alcina Nektaria
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:04:00 -
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Gallente Hamster Cannon Does this really need a description? It speaks for itself.
KEQ Diplomat
Gallente Loyalist ... Come at me bro.
A grenade to the head will most certainly get you dead.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:11:00 -
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Amarr Shotgun Miniature Slaver Hound
CPM RESULTS SUMMERIZED
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Aeon Amadi
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:13:00 -
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
Lol, I was thinking about doing a 'Design A Weapon' Challenge akin to the design-a-skin challenge with aurum card prizes and everything xD
Thanks for all the support guys, let's fix Dust 514
:D
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:14:00 -
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Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:Amarr Shotgun Miniature Slaver Hound A shotgun fires multiple small projectiles so does this thing fire slaver hound puppies or miniaturized, adult hounds?
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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sir RAVEN WING
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:17:00 -
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Fancy-Fish RPG-F7
-Fires amazing Fancy Fish that instantly makes all reds feel inferior and swear their loyalty to your Fancy Fish, which is loyal to you.
- Special 'Frilled Shark' version for those who want more death rather than goons.
VF Diplomat.
"Goodbye Mr. Fishy, you're now a bird."
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sir RAVEN WING
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:Amarr Shotgun Miniature Slaver Hound A shotgun fires multiple small projectiles so does this thing fire slaver hound puppies or miniaturized, adult hounds? It fires bits of the hound that will reform when they have all exited the shotgun.
VF Diplomat.
"Goodbye Mr. Fishy, you're now a bird."
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
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If I am ever asked the question, "Can snot be an animal?" I can now, with complete confidence, say yes. Yes it can.
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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sir RAVEN WING
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:20:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:If I am ever asked the question, "Can snot be an animal?" I can now, with complete confidence, say yes. Yes it can. If you are ever asked if it can be 100% Fancier and Superior to humans, you can now answer with confidence, yes.
VF Diplomat.
"Goodbye Mr. Fishy, you're now a bird."
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 19:07:00 -
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I got a couple:
Matari
Lance of Heresy
An unruly sceptre, using Amarrian ritual lances, and degrading it with Matari Tech
Gallente
The Hellbent and Plasma Storm
The heavy duo, The Hellbent is the fury of the Gallente, spewing immense plasma in the form of flames: the full might of the Atlas. The Plasma Storm is the light heavy variant: much like it's brother the Plasma Cannon, it is an AV weapon, spitting out plasma bunnies and humiliation at every turn. Much lols will be had
Caldari
Justice Launcher
It launches true freedom upon the Gallente, embodying all that is just and majestic
Amarr
Scrambler Lance
The Light of Reclaiming, the holy magistracy of the Empire - the wrath of Sarum, the force of the Templars. Gaze upon it, and woe to those in it's path
OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.10.22 16:26:00 -
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Bump because why not.
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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Lightning35 Delta514
The Warlords Legion
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Posted - 2015.10.22 17:12:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Bump because why not.
Promote my awesome freedom wolf launcher. It's should e a thing. It's definitely awesome.
CEO of T-W-L
YouTube- Lightning35 Delta514
Twitter- @LD3514
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Shart Machine
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Posted - 2015.10.22 18:01:00 -
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Shart Plasma Shotgun Cannon
Shoots slow moving plc projectiles with a shotgun spread. Projectiles are brown and stain everything they touch. Only does damage to dropships, but embarasses everybody.
Its a Gal weapon, and it shoots animal...waste. |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.10.22 18:07:00 -
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Shart Machine wrote:Its a Gal weapon, and it shoots animal...waste. Technically poop is not an animal... Judges?
*pause for dramatic effect*
They are going to allow it, as poop came from an animal and is probably filled with microbial life! You get by on a loophole, Shart Machine...
Or... is it a POOPhole...?
*canned laughter*
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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