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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:49:00 -
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You are now a weapons engineer of your favorite New Eden faction! Congrats on the promotion/demotion from your precious position. I'm sure you weren't too fond of it anyway.
Your first task is to engineer a light, heavy, or sidearm weapon that fires weaponized animals. Let's just say your new boss is quirky and leave it at that.
What faction are you? What weapon did you design? What animal does it fire to lethal effect at your most hated enemy?
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:50:00 -
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Hector Carson wrote:lol this is by far the best troll post I have seen so far Good sir, I believe you have confused "troll" with "shitpost".
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:51:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Minmatar
Kitten launcher
Amarr because amarr hates cats. Dumb fire kittens or does it have lock-on capabilities?
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:01:00 -
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Diablo Gamekeeper wrote:Shoots dragons that also shoot dragons out of THEIR mouths at the amarr . . .
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:04:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Gallente Wolf launcher Launches wolves with armor and nova knife claws. I Googled "Freedom Wolf" and this was the first image.
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:01:00 -
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Broken link!
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:14:00 -
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Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:Amarr Shotgun Miniature Slaver Hound A shotgun fires multiple small projectiles so does this thing fire slaver hound puppies or miniaturized, adult hounds?
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
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If I am ever asked the question, "Can snot be an animal?" I can now, with complete confidence, say yes. Yes it can.
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Posted - 2015.10.22 16:26:00 -
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Bump because why not.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.10.22 18:07:00 -
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Shart Machine wrote:Its a Gal weapon, and it shoots animal...waste. Technically poop is not an animal... Judges?
*pause for dramatic effect*
They are going to allow it, as poop came from an animal and is probably filled with microbial life! You get by on a loophole, Shart Machine...
Or... is it a POOPhole...?
*canned laughter*
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Posted - 2015.10.23 12:31:00 -
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Jack McReady wrote:afterwards it records a hentai video, uploads it and shares link with everyone in match! It causes not only physical, but psychological damage as well! It's a two pronged attack.
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Posted - 2015.10.23 12:47:00 -
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Shaun Iwairo wrote:Heavy Marine Gun ...You beautiful bastard you...
Shaun Iwairo wrote:Frog'et Launcher
Basically a frog sitting on the end of a short pole that jumps at the enemy. Fairly ineffective No one said this **** had to make sense or actually be an effect weapon! 50 point to DUST University!
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:17:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Dude. Not cool. Give me my freinds back you monster. They signed the waiver and got the $15 gift certificate to Arby's. They knew what they were getting into.
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:31:00 -
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Shaun Iwairo wrote:Wow with that much anger I'm just gonna use deadcatz as my animal-weapon. Tie cat to end of stick. Cat-flail.
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:20:00 -
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byte modal wrote:[All of that] First I was like...
Then I was like...
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:26:00 -
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byte modal wrote:ktPlz?
=^.^= /me hands byte modal a cat. The cat appears to be altered with cybernetics.
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:29:00 -
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killocat wrote:it would be gallente it wuld be a massdriver that fires wasp hives at the enemy that would crawl through all the cracks and crevices of your armor to sting you from the inside unti you died a horrible death of wasps crawling into your mouth and stinging your insides until they turned to nothing but a pile of flesh and organs. did i mention the wasps were radioactive Something like this?
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Posted - 2015.10.23 18:29:00 -
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TheD1CK wrote:The Ishukone Assault Forum Warrior
+20% bonus to messing up the game for those that play -20% consideration for anything outside their own gameplay
This would be a weapon for all ranges and fire biased spreadsheets to OHK the enemy,
You didn't read the OP.
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