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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
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Posted - 2015.10.22 18:25:00 -
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Gallente
Modified PLC (inside of the barrel is larger than the outside)
Shoots Elephants
Small rate of direct damage but tons of splash damage
Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way with YES!
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Jonny D Buelle
The Warlords Legion
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Posted - 2015.10.22 18:31:00 -
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Minmatar
FartCannon
A short ranged weapon that fires off concentrated dog farts. Extremely lethal at close quarters. For some odd reason though, the FartCannon barks and sometimes bites it's owner for no reason.
(Yes I was inspires by Despicable Me 2)
Director of T-W-L
Keeper of the List
Lord of Scrubs
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Jack McReady
DUST University
Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2015.10.23 12:16:00 -
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tank mounted octocannon
fires a giant octopus which grabs nearby dropsuits with its tentacles.
afterwards it records a hentai video, uploads it and shares link with everyone in match!
MASSIVE DAMAGE GUARANTEED! |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.10.23 12:31:00 -
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Jack McReady wrote:afterwards it records a hentai video, uploads it and shares link with everyone in match! It causes not only physical, but psychological damage as well! It's a two pronged attack.
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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Shaun Iwairo
DUST University
Ivy League
295
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Posted - 2015.10.23 12:46:00 -
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Caldari
Heavy Marine Gun
Splatters the enemy with an unrelenting stream of squids
Gallente
Frog'et Launcher
Basically a frog sitting on the end of a short pole that jumps at the enemy. Fairly ineffective
Something is killing new player retention.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.10.23 12:47:00 -
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Shaun Iwairo wrote:Heavy Marine Gun ...You beautiful bastard you...
Shaun Iwairo wrote:Frog'et Launcher
Basically a frog sitting on the end of a short pole that jumps at the enemy. Fairly ineffective No one said this **** had to make sense or actually be an effect weapon! 50 point to DUST University!
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
Nos Nothi
5
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:00:00 -
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Faction: Ovis Aries
Weapon: Dolly Launcher
A single-shot weapon that fires ordnance in the form of electric sheep. Once launched, an electric sheep will start emitting a loud, high-pitched "BAAAA" that allows it to track targets via echo-location. The frequency of this sound is attuned to the shield generator frequencies commonly used on Caldari tech.
Due to the unique mechanics involved with the propulsion of the electric sheep, that of strong spring-mounted legs that propel it forwards in leaps and bounds, direct hits are not guaranteed; for this reason, proximity sensors detect when a target is in the vicinity, and detonate a payload capable of wiping out 1500 eHP.
Units with depleted shields are not trackable, and electric sheep have a flight time of 10 seconds, at which point the sheep self-detonates.
Indoor use is strongly discouraged.
When I'm not playing DUST, I farm
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maybe deadcatz
Serris Inc
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:12:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:You are now a weapons engineer of your favorite New Eden faction! Congrats on the promotion/demotion from your previous position. I'm sure you weren't too fond of it anyway.
Your first task is to engineer a light, heavy, or sidearm weapon that fires weaponized animals. Let's just say your new boss is quirky and leave it at that.
What faction are you?
What weapon did you design?
What animal does it fire to lethal effect at your most hated enemy?
PARTICIPANTS MAY RECEIVE A FREE CAT!
Dude. Not cool. Give me my freinds back you monster.
Ha! You can't kill me! I'm already dead!
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Yeeeuuuupppp
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:14:00 -
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Amarr
A whip
I'll boop you with a plasma Cannon
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
12
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:17:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Dude. Not cool. Give me my freinds back you monster. They signed the waiver and got the $15 gift certificate to Arby's. They knew what they were getting into.
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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maybe deadcatz
Serris Inc
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:25:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Dude. Not cool. Give me my freinds back you monster. They signed the waiver and got the $15 gift certificate to Arby's. They knew what they were getting into.
ARBYS? YOU LIE,CATS CANNOT EAT ARBYS. Purple litter.
You catnapper. As the only semiintellegent cat of my kind i shall rise up and dafeat you!
Ha! You can't kill me! I'm already dead!
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Shaun Iwairo
DUST University
Ivy League
297
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:29:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Dude. Not cool. Give me my freinds back you monster. They signed the waiver and got the $15 gift certificate to Arby's. They knew what they were getting into. ARBYS? YOU LIE,CATS CANNOT EAT ARBYS. Purple litter. You catnapper. As the only semiintellegent cat of my kind i shall rise up and dafeat you!
Wow with that much anger I'm just gonna use deadcatz as my animal-weapon.
Something is killing new player retention.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
12
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Posted - 2015.10.23 13:31:00 -
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Shaun Iwairo wrote:Wow with that much anger I'm just gonna use deadcatz as my animal-weapon. Tie cat to end of stick. Cat-flail.
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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byte modal
269
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:09:00 -
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Gallente Gerbil Driver
Unfortunately, this can only be wielded by heavies, due to the added weight of the over-sized shoulder-sling ammo clip. Inside is a state-of-the-art mobile Gerbil cloning facility with a 10x clone capacity before overheating. Clearly, this is another reason to only carry this weapon on an armor-based heavy, due to potential overheat damage. Once the source Gerbil has been cloned, tiny fragments of anti-matter are violently placed into any one available Gerbil cavity (RNG determines the spawn orientation of the Gerbil, thereby dictating which orifice receives the charge). Because of this RNG, direct damage output has a range between 175-375 with splash damage at a constant 90. Once all 10 clones have been depleted, you have the option to use the one remaining original Gerbil for no-win solutions. If you find yourself surrounded by a squad of reds with no support or supply depot within reach, activating the secondary function will load all remaining anti-matter material into your Gerbil through ALL cavities in order to make the most out of your Gerbil's storage capacity. This final round will not be fired, so weight is not a factor. The device will then inject pure carbonated Quafe into the sealed ammo chamber, encapsulating the Gerbil in a volatile liquid suspension. Finally, the entire weapon begins to shake violently, agitating the Gerbil and carbonation within until combustion. The pressure from this explosion combined with the destruction of the unnamed heavy soldier, creates a blast radius of 115m.
The Gallente Gerbil Driver is intended for close-quarter combat due to the inherent bounce-and-roll qualities of the biological ammo, making this weapon ideal for corner and corridor breaching scenarios. Long range fire is possible with this variant, however, damage is all but removed at longer ranges due to ammunition degradation and eventual disintegration through sheer velocity and atmospheric resistance. For long range encounters, the weapon best serves as flak-inducing counter-measures for tactical distraction and evasion.
Projectile trajectory is relatively constant and flat, given the speed and limited falloff range, therefore standard MD aiming sites are replaced with a simple iron sight for general reference only.
Variant
Caldari spies have re-purposed this technology for longer range guerrilla-style engagements. Instead of Gerbils, the Caldari variant uses smaller and lighter Hamster projectiles. This new ammo type allows for a max clone capacity of 15 units, but with roughly half the damage output compared to its Gallente counterpart. To increase range and falloff accuracy, Caldari engineers removed selected internal heat shielding panels within the cloning module. Doing so, allows radioactive venting from the weapon's power core to enter the cloning chamber, incinerating any exposed fur from the Hamster's flesh. This process allows for more aerodynamic projectile flight and greatly increases both range and targeting accuracy.
The Caldari Hamster Driver is best used as long-range crowd dispersion and/or suppression fire. Due to the extended survivability of the more refined and hairless Hamster ammo type, even longer ranges are achievable through arcing trajectories and slower rate-of-fire travel velocity. This makes the Caldari variant perfect for clearing sniper nests or the ever-prevalent roof-top camping squad.
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
12
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:20:00 -
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byte modal wrote:[All of that] First I was like...
Then I was like...
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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byte modal
269
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:23:00 -
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ktPlz?
=^.^=
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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killocat
LEGION'S ARMY
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:25:00 -
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it would be gallente it wuld be a massdriver that fires wasp hives at the enemy that would crawl through all the cracks and crevices of your armor to sting you from the inside unti you died a horrible death of wasps crawling into your mouth and stinging your insides until they turned to nothing but a pile of flesh and organs. did i mention the wasps were radioactive
Director of Legion's army
I will pistol whip yo bitch ass
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
12
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:26:00 -
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byte modal wrote:ktPlz?
=^.^= /me hands byte modal a cat. The cat appears to be altered with cybernetics.
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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byte modal
269
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:27:00 -
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killocat wrote:it would be gallente it wuld be a massdriver that fires wasp hives at the enemy that would crawl through all the cracks and crevices of your armor to sting you from the inside unti you died a horrible death of wasps crawling into your mouth and stinging your insides until they turned to nothing but a pile of flesh and organs. did i mention the wasps were radioactive
dude.
that's kinda disturbing.
<3<3<3
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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byte modal
269
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:29:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:byte modal wrote:ktPlz?
=^.^= /me hands byte modal a cat. The cat appears to be altered with cybernetics.
wow, that takes me back to my RoK MUD days. neaT.
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
12
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:29:00 -
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killocat wrote:it would be gallente it wuld be a massdriver that fires wasp hives at the enemy that would crawl through all the cracks and crevices of your armor to sting you from the inside unti you died a horrible death of wasps crawling into your mouth and stinging your insides until they turned to nothing but a pile of flesh and organs. did i mention the wasps were radioactive Something like this?
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
95
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:37:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:You are now a weapons engineer of your favorite New Eden faction! Congrats on the promotion/demotion from your previous position. I'm sure you weren't too fond of it anyway.
Your first task is to engineer a light, heavy, or sidearm weapon that fires weaponized animals. Let's just say your new boss is quirky and leave it at that.
What faction are you?
What weapon did you design?
What animal does it fire to lethal effect at your most hated enemy?
PARTICIPANTS MAY RECEIVE A FREE CAT!
Minmatar, Motar/Grenade Launcher, and it shoots motherf*cking honey badgers to tear away at the genitals of my enemies.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy..."
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Unholy HateGore
highland marines
85
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:54:00 -
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Well I will keep it simple, I will replace combat rifle rounds with Japanese hornets. It even has tracking abilities because if those pissed off buggers see you they are coming at you. Rail rifle ammo will be replaced with bullet ants. If you don't know either of these look them up. Both are nasty critters. |
Bremen van Equis
Incorruptibles
768
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Posted - 2015.10.23 17:16:00 -
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Minmatar.
Breach frozen turkey cannon.
Deals kinetic damage.
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
Nos Nothi
5
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Posted - 2015.10.23 17:22:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Dude. Not cool. Give me my freinds back you monster. They signed the waiver and got the $15 gift certificate to Arby's. They knew what they were getting into. ARBYS? YOU LIE,CATS CANNOT EAT ARBYS. Purple litter. You catnapper. As the only semiintellegent cat of my kind i shall rise up and dafeat you!
What!?!? I thought Cat Merc was semi-intelligent?
When I'm not deleting DUST, I farm
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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
703
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Posted - 2015.10.23 17:57:00 -
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I would develop various deployment systems for launching a mix of microscopic animals that metabolize metals and organic tissues. Basically, it would turn you into a puddle of goo. |
TheD1CK
Dead Man's Game
2
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Posted - 2015.10.23 18:13:00 -
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The Ishukone Assault Forum Warrior
+20% bonus to messing up the game for those that play
-20% consideration for anything outside their own gameplay
This would be a weapon for all ranges and fire biased spreadsheets to OHK the enemy,
SOONtm
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
12
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Posted - 2015.10.23 18:29:00 -
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TheD1CK wrote:The Ishukone Assault Forum Warrior
+20% bonus to messing up the game for those that play
-20% consideration for anything outside their own gameplay
This would be a weapon for all ranges and fire biased spreadsheets to OHK the enemy,
You didn't read the OP.
"I get to fist tanks in butt" - Jadek Menaheim
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
9
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Posted - 2015.10.23 19:29:00 -
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Gallente sidearm
Doesn't for animals; turns enemies into squids that explode causing damage and temporary ink blindness.
Just one of the many weapons and gadgets yet not fit for the this world.
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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Unholy HateGore
highland marines
85
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Posted - 2015.10.23 19:34:00 -
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Gal Bacon Cannon |
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