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maybe deadcatz
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:50:00 -
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You can get either a pistol or a TANK out of one of those tuna cans. Is the encrypted strongbox the biggest troll to date? If its as big as a tank how does it hold nearly 9 greyscale lavs? If its big enough to hold a TANK who would use it to transport ONE FUDGING SHOTGUN?
Im so curious now. Please give us an answer ccp.
Is it some kind of matter compression doohicky?
Magic?
Ill be eating potato chips and drinking mountain dew and making some dank memes while i wait.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:53:00 -
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When something is inexpiable in futuristic games like Dust 514 the answer is always the same: Nanites.
Nanites are space magic.
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:00:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:When something is inexpiable in futuristic games like Dust 514 the answer is always the same: Nanites.
Nanites are space magic.
Bloody nanos. They cant make em construct a anime figurine thats actaully a live grenade(so i can kill you with kawaii) because they told me it was a waste of nanos.
But even nanos would have trouble with construcing a tank with a limited supply. You cant make something out of nothing. Needs some base matter to use. So how big would a box be really?
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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:03:00 -
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* Sees Huge Strongbox in front *
* Pulls out Hacked Decryptor Key from pocket *
" I think it's a tank ! "
* Looks inside , sees a few scrambler pistols. "
( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦)
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:06:00 -
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DAAAA BEAST wrote:* Looks inside , sees two encrypted keys. *
a¦á_a¦á Another scenario.
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:07:00 -
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DAAAA BEAST wrote:* Sees Huge Strongbox in front *
* Pulls out Hacked Decryptor Key from pocket *
" I think it's a tank ! "
* Looks inside , sees a few scrambler pistols. "
( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦)
Yes.
* sees small strongbox*
"I think its just a gun"
*pulls hacked key*
*opens it*
*crushed by 9 lavs that pop out*
=ƒÿ+=ƒÉ¦
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Cesar Geronimo
Dust University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:20:00 -
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The same technology that allows Pokeballs to hold critters the size of a house? |
maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:34:00 -
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Cesar Geronimo wrote:The same technology that allows Pokeballs to hold critters the size of a house?
*rubs chin while stroking tonfoil hat*
The worl will never know..... On a side note how do i crossfusion with a netnavi?(reference to OLD anime)
Hpw does that work?
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:40:00 -
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Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Sgt Kirk
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:41:00 -
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Maybe they are those large Cargo Containers we also see in the maps?
Ya'know, the grey giant boxes with yellow outlining, yeah, those guys.
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:42:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear.
So the hacked key also edits the license so i can get the crap without having the proper id of the person who owned the strongbox? Bs i call matter doohicky magic.
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Sgt Kirk
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:42:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear.
Actually this is correct.
I forgot about it but that is how we have countless assets in the game.
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:44:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear. So the hacked key also edits the license so i can get the crap without having the proper id of the person who owned the strongbox? Bs i call matter doohicky magic.
The licenses probably aren't tied to anyone, which is why they're kept in a strongbox.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:44:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear. Actually this is correct. I forgot about it but that is how we have countless assets in the game.
Officer gear has a license?
Lemme just figure out how the experimental lab use warbarge components to make some licenses(maybe its like a credit card?) for equipment you cant buy on the market.
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:45:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear. So the hacked key also edits the license so i can get the crap without having the proper id of the person who owned the strongbox? Bs i call matter doohicky magic. The licenses probably aren't tied to anyone, which is why they're kept in a strongbox.
Lemme just get my photocopier and start copying licenses then. Its not illegal. Because techincally thats a bpo. A machine that spits out unlimited licenses for the object in question.
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:53:00 -
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Alright, a few things:
Everything that came about after Rattati took helm probably has 0 consideration for previous lore. I doubt he thought out the way strongboxes and warbarge generation fits within the previously established lore. As such, this is sketchy territory and it's our job to fill in the blanks using what we know.
Now that we got that cleared out of the way, I'll try to explain.
A license could be something like a data core from EVE. It's a physical object that contains an immense amount of information. You can't simply copy them, you need the original to create copies, an original that we don't have.
Which is explains why you can't simply "download" a suit (YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A HAV - PIRACY, IT'S A CRIME), as that suit is "inside" a data core that needs to be interpreted by a computer that instructs nanites how to construct it.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:55:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear. So the hacked key also edits the license so i can get the crap without having the proper id of the person who owned the strongbox? Bs i call matter doohicky magic. The licenses probably aren't tied to anyone, which is why they're kept in a strongbox. Lemme just get my photocopier and start copying licenses then. Its not illegal. Because techincally thats a bpo. A machine that spits out unlimited licenses for the object in question.
Just because it's not tied to anyone doesn't mean it's the original.
You can sell and resell blueprint copies in EVE, but that doesn't mean you can copy them.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:57:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Alright, a few things:
Everything that came about after Rattati took helm probably has 0 consideration for previous lore. I doubt he thought out the way strongboxes and warbarge generation fits within the previously established lore. As such, this is sketchy territory and it's our job to fill in the blanks using what we know.
Now that we got that cleared out of the way, I'll try to explain.
A license could be something like a data core from EVE. It's a physical object that contains an immense amount of information. You can't simply copy them, you need the original to create copies, an original that we don't have.
Which is explains why you can't simply "download" a suit (YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A HAV - PIRACY, IT'S A CRIME), as that suit is "inside" a data core that needs to be interpreted by a computer that instructs nanites how to construct it.
So all i needs to do is grab a data core and delete whats in it(probaly a milita suit)
Then run it through some equipment and imprint a peice of officer gear to it.
Then run that through a another set of equipment that makes duplicates of the input item. Make sure the gear js in all of them and bam.
I just made a bpo.
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:58:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Well, you see, when you buy gear you don't literally buy the physical thing, Instead you buy licenses.
When you spawn, the CRU or MCC literally build with nanites the gear around your body.
Same thing with strongboxes, they contain the license keys, not the actual gear. So the hacked key also edits the license so i can get the crap without having the proper id of the person who owned the strongbox? Bs i call matter doohicky magic. The licenses probably aren't tied to anyone, which is why they're kept in a strongbox. Lemme just get my photocopier and start copying licenses then. Its not illegal. Because techincally thats a bpo. A machine that spits out unlimited licenses for the object in question. Just because it's not tied to anyone doesn't mean it's the original. You can sell and resell blueprint copies in EVE, but that doesn't mean you can copy them.
My photocopy machine says difreent.
And theres plenty of smart peeople whod be willing to trawl into this area for some isk.
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Sgt Kirk
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:59:00 -
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Do you know what Bearer bonds are?
Look that up, so you get the idea. That's what these licenses are Cat's talking about.
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:59:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Alright, a few things:
Everything that came about after Rattati took helm probably has 0 consideration for previous lore. I doubt he thought out the way strongboxes and warbarge generation fits within the previously established lore. As such, this is sketchy territory and it's our job to fill in the blanks using what we know.
Now that we got that cleared out of the way, I'll try to explain.
A license could be something like a data core from EVE. It's a physical object that contains an immense amount of information. You can't simply copy them, you need the original to create copies, an original that we don't have.
Which is explains why you can't simply "download" a suit (YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A HAV - PIRACY, IT'S A CRIME), as that suit is "inside" a data core that needs to be interpreted by a computer that instructs nanites how to construct it. So all i needs to do is grab a data core and delete whats in it(probaly a milita suit) Then run it through some equipment and imprint a peice of officer gear to it. Then run that through a another set of equipment that makes duplicates of the input item. Make sure the gear js in all of them and bam. I just made a bpo.
Except you can't.
None of these are possible.
You can't delete what's on a data core, you can't imprint a piece of officer gear on it that you don't have the original of, and you can't make copies without the original.
This isn't binary data, EVE tech is thousands of years more advanced and uses completely different technologies and ideas for computation and storage.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Vesta Opalus
Rebels New Republic
The Ditanian Alliance
953
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:02:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:You can get either a pistol or a TANK out of one of those tuna cans. Is the encrypted strongbox the biggest troll to date? If its as big as a tank how does it hold nearly 9 greyscale lavs? If its big enough to hold a TANK who would use it to transport ONE FUDGING SHOTGUN?
Im so curious now. Please give us an answer ccp.
Is it some kind of matter compression doohicky?
Magic?
Ill be eating potato chips and drinking mountain dew and making some dank memes while i wait.
A madruger is just a madruger, but a strongbox could be anything, it could even be a madruger! |
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the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:03:00 -
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I still call the matter doohicky device as the way it works. The boxes have some matter and nantites. Then the fancy license shows the blueprint to the nanites(incorprating that idead) and pow. You get an item.
But i wanna know is HOW BIG IS THE BOX? Because making a tank out of matter means you need alot of matter and assuming that the boxes seem to be a set size you could have a huge box with enough matter for a scrambler pistol.
Or you could get a tiny box that spits out 9lavs and squishes you when you open it. And lemme keep the key ay least. Why is ccp pulling a valve move. What does the key just explode or something?
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:05:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Alright, a few things:
Everything that came about after Rattati took helm probably has 0 consideration for previous lore. I doubt he thought out the way strongboxes and warbarge generation fits within the previously established lore. As such, this is sketchy territory and it's our job to fill in the blanks using what we know.
Now that we got that cleared out of the way, I'll try to explain.
A license could be something like a data core from EVE. It's a physical object that contains an immense amount of information. You can't simply copy them, you need the original to create copies, an original that we don't have.
Which is explains why you can't simply "download" a suit (YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A HAV - PIRACY, IT'S A CRIME), as that suit is "inside" a data core that needs to be interpreted by a computer that instructs nanites how to construct it. So all i needs to do is grab a data core and delete whats in it(probaly a milita suit) Then run it through some equipment and imprint a peice of officer gear to it. Then run that through a another set of equipment that makes duplicates of the input item. Make sure the gear js in all of them and bam. I just made a bpo. Except you can't. None of these are possible. You can't delete what's on a data core, you can't imprint a piece of officer gear on it that you don't have the original of, and you can't make copies without the original. This isn't binary data, EVE tech is thousands of years more advanced and uses completely different technologies and ideas for computation and storage.
Fine. Theres plenty of crus on the field and supply depots. Lets just upload a bit of data to make a officer scrambler pistol fountain.
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:05:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:I still call the matter doohicky device as the way it works. The boxes have some matter and nantites. Then the fancy license shows the blueprint to the nanites(incorprating that idead) and pow. You get an item.
But i wanna know is HOW BIG IS THE BOX? Because making a tank out of matter means you need alot of matter and assuming that the boxes seem to be a set size you could have a huge box with enough matter for a scrambler pistol.
Or you could get a tiny box that spits out 9lavs and squishes you when you open it. And lemme keep the key ay least. Why is ccp pulling a valve move. What does the key just explode or something?
The nanites aren't included.
Nanites are everywhere, they're even in the blood of our clones. In fact they're acting as better red blood cells and white cells, replacing them in our blood, which is why it would look silvery rather than red.
Getting nanites to construct an item wouldn't be difficult in this world.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:07:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:I still call the matter doohicky device as the way it works. The boxes have some matter and nantites. Then the fancy license shows the blueprint to the nanites(incorprating that idead) and pow. You get an item.
But i wanna know is HOW BIG IS THE BOX? Because making a tank out of matter means you need alot of matter and assuming that the boxes seem to be a set size you could have a huge box with enough matter for a scrambler pistol.
Or you could get a tiny box that spits out 9lavs and squishes you when you open it. And lemme keep the key ay least. Why is ccp pulling a valve move. What does the key just explode or something? The nanites aren't included. Nanites are everywhere, they're even in the blood of our clones. In fact they're acting as better red blood cells and white cells, replacing them in our blood, which is why it would look silvery rather than red. Getting nanites to construct an item wouldn't be difficult in this world.
Can i get some anime figurines and a bodypillow? Its kinda boring in merc hq. Smells like stale plasma all the time.
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:08:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:
Fine. Theres plenty of crus on the field and supply depots. Lets just upload a bit of data to make a officer scrambler pistol fountain.
You, can't.
Why is it so hard to understand? You can't.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:08:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Getting nanites to construct an item wouldn't be difficult in this world. Find a MinScout, grab him, squeeze him until his little Minmatar eyes pop out, collect nanite juice, make into Vespa to ride away on in style. Vespa is super fast because it was made with Minmatar blood. #Winning
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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:09:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:I still call the matter doohicky device as the way it works. The boxes have some matter and nantites. Then the fancy license shows the blueprint to the nanites(incorprating that idead) and pow. You get an item.
But i wanna know is HOW BIG IS THE BOX? Because making a tank out of matter means you need alot of matter and assuming that the boxes seem to be a set size you could have a huge box with enough matter for a scrambler pistol.
Or you could get a tiny box that spits out 9lavs and squishes you when you open it. And lemme keep the key ay least. Why is ccp pulling a valve move. What does the key just explode or something? The nanites aren't included. Nanites are everywhere, they're even in the blood of our clones. In fact they're acting as better red blood cells and white cells, replacing them in our blood, which is why it would look silvery rather than red. Getting nanites to construct an item wouldn't be difficult in this world. Can i get some anime figurines and a bodypillow? Its kinda boring in merc hq. Smells like stale plasma all the time.
Yes actually.
Nanites are magic. They can become anime figurines and bodypillows.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:11:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:I still call the matter doohicky device as the way it works. The boxes have some matter and nantites. Then the fancy license shows the blueprint to the nanites(incorprating that idead) and pow. You get an item.
But i wanna know is HOW BIG IS THE BOX? Because making a tank out of matter means you need alot of matter and assuming that the boxes seem to be a set size you could have a huge box with enough matter for a scrambler pistol.
Or you could get a tiny box that spits out 9lavs and squishes you when you open it. And lemme keep the key ay least. Why is ccp pulling a valve move. What does the key just explode or something? The nanites aren't included. Nanites are everywhere, they're even in the blood of our clones. In fact they're acting as better red blood cells and white cells, replacing them in our blood, which is why it would look silvery rather than red. Getting nanites to construct an item wouldn't be difficult in this world. Can i get some anime figurines and a bodypillow? Its kinda boring in merc hq. Smells like stale plasma all the time. Yes actually. Nanites are magic. They can become anime figurines and bodypillows.
Finally. Im tired of watching those stupid adverttisements for nanohives and the make your nanite injector bigger one. Where do isend in a request for a quafe fountain?
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