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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:12:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:
Fine. Theres plenty of crus on the field and supply depots. Lets just upload a bit of data to make a officer scrambler pistol fountain.
You, can't. Why is it so hard to understand? You can't.
Fine. I wont try to hack our supply depots to make tacos instead of ammo. Happy?
Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
432
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:14:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Getting nanites to construct an item wouldn't be difficult in this world. Find a MinScout, grab him, squeeze him until his little Minmatar eyes pop out, collect nanite juice, make into Vespa to ride away on in style. Vespa is super fast because it was made with Minmatar blood. #Winning
Dont min suits only have one eye?
(OMG THE MIN ARE PIRATES)
So you need to squeese two minscunts for two eyes.
Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:14:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:
Fine. Theres plenty of crus on the field and supply depots. Lets just upload a bit of data to make a officer scrambler pistol fountain.
You, can't. Why is it so hard to understand? You can't. Fine. I wont try to hack our supply depots to make tacos instead of ammo. Happy?
Tacos are acceptable.
Officer weapons are not.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:17:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Dont min suits only have one eye? (OMG THE MIN ARE PIRATES) So you need to squeese two minscunts for two eyes. I think you can use one, but just to be safe, go ahead and crush a half dozen. Don't want your Vespa to run out of Minmatar juice too quickly.
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:17:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:
Fine. Theres plenty of crus on the field and supply depots. Lets just upload a bit of data to make a officer scrambler pistol fountain.
You, can't. Why is it so hard to understand? You can't. Fine. I wont try to hack our supply depots to make tacos instead of ammo. Happy? Tacos are acceptable. Officer weapons are not.
Sweeeeeeeet. Just imagine it. Upload a virus to enemy nanohives and make em just spit out EMPTY quafe cans.
Mwuhahahahahhhahaha.
Wait we can make bacon fountains......
What a time to be a merc.
Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
432
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:20:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Dont min suits only have one eye? (OMG THE MIN ARE PIRATES) So you need to squeese two minscunts for two eyes. I think you can use one, but just to be safe, go ahead and crush a half dozen. Don't want your Vespa to run out of Minmatar juice too quickly.
Wait. Kincats are red. Blood is red.minmitar are fast.
Future has crazy technology and less moral ethics.
Oh wow. So when i use dual complex kincats on my amarr scout im techincally useing the minmitar as my beetches.
Do you know what this means?!?!?
HALFLIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:22:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:
Fine. Theres plenty of crus on the field and supply depots. Lets just upload a bit of data to make a officer scrambler pistol fountain.
You, can't. Why is it so hard to understand? You can't. Fine. I wont try to hack our supply depots to make tacos instead of ammo. Happy? Tacos are acceptable. Officer weapons are not. Sweeeeeeeet. Just imagine it. Upload a virus to enemy nanohives and make em just spit out EMPTY quafe cans. Mwuhahahahahhhahaha. Wait we can make bacon fountains...... What a time to be a merc.
THINK BIGGER
Hack enemy nanohives to create so much bacon, they drown.
Then you get to both feast on bacon AND the blood of your enemies!
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
432
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:25:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:
Fine. I wont try to hack our supply depots to make tacos instead of ammo. Happy?
Tacos are acceptable. Officer weapons are not.
Sweeeeeeeet. Just imagine it. Upload a virus to enemy nanohives and make em just spit out EMPTY quafe cans.
Mwuhahahahahhhahaha.
Wait we can make bacon fountains......
What a time to be a merc.
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THINK BIGGER
Hack enemy nanohives to create so much bacon, they drown.
Then you get to both feast on bacon AND the blood of your enemies![/quote]
.........
Catz rule dog drool. And these mercs are fools! What would the killfeed say if we crush our enemies with bacon? Bacon kill? Bill? Death by bacon?
Ded?
Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
432
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:26:00 -
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Now that i think of it. We went so far off topic that ccp might just not feed the hamsters keeping the servers powered....
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:27:00 -
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Breakcon
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:28:00 -
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Perfect.
BLOODY BRILLIANT.
THOSE PROTO TRYHARDS WONT KNOW WHAT HIT EM!
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Xeriphem
Glitched Connection
66
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:58:00 -
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Size of a strong box? Last time I saw one it was about seven inches deep, no width, about three inches long and surrounded with a fur coat.
Oh wait... You said "STRONGBOX". My mistake. I thought you said strong "BOX".
I'm WHERE?!
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
432
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Posted - 2015.08.05 18:03:00 -
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Xeriphem wrote:Size of a strong box? Last time I saw one it was about seven inches deep, no width, about four inches long and surrounded with a fur coat.
Oh wait... You Strongbox. My mistake. I thought you said Strong BOX.
What kinda references are you making here.....
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Mortishai Belmont
G.L.O.R.Y
908
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Posted - 2015.08.05 18:05:00 -
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Currently at 2316 boxes. If they are tank sized, I would like to build my own castle with them <3
The C.EO. of G.L.O.R.Y,
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
432
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Posted - 2015.08.05 18:08:00 -
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Mortishai Belmont wrote:Currently at 2316 boxes. If they are tank sized, I would like to build my own castle with them <3
Imma melt my 1269 boxes down and build qaufe fountains.
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
154
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Posted - 2015.08.06 00:41:00 -
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All of you should have figured out by now that strongboxes are larger on the inside than they are on the outside though there are rare exceptions....
I got a skin out of one the other day and it was all wrinkeled.
I am not spending the 22, 000 aurum for the blueprint version of a Caldari iron.
(I am holding out hope for an Amarr version 'cause everybody knows that one will be OP)
Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way!
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Anaheim Darko
Corrosive Synergy
No Context
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Posted - 2015.08.06 12:23:00 -
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I've been giving this some thought. Maybe they work like uplinks, and when opened, the item inside is deployed via wormhole tech.
Assault ck.0.
Scout ck.0.
Sentinel ck.0
Commando cK.0
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Adelia Lafayette
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
817
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Posted - 2015.08.06 15:57:00 -
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In eve there are cargo containers that hold more than the space they take up. When you try to put them in each other for infinite storage it complians about plank generators ending the universe. So strong boxes use plank generators
Assault dropship gets blown up....
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ "Kitten this I'm out"...
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Dewie Cheecham
Enlightened Infantries
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
705
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Posted - 2015.08.06 16:44:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:You can get either a pistol or a TANK out of one of those tuna cans. Is the encrypted strongbox the biggest troll to date? If its as big as a tank how does it hold nearly 9 greyscale lavs? If its big enough to hold a TANK who would use it to transport ONE FUDGING SHOTGUN?
Im so curious now. Please give us an answer ccp.
Is it some kind of matter compression doohicky?
Magic?
Ill be eating potato chips and drinking mountain dew and making some dank memes while i wait.
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