ahhah lol epic lurch !!!

lol at troller .. i love ignoring children

its fine dude....trolls like those in my mind stem from two types of people:

#1 - leet skillz gamer between the ages of 10-15 who cant use any words containing more than three syllables.

#2 - Self-righteous video game god who knows everything about every video game ever. Companies pay HIM to beta test and people better listen to him on the forums or else the world just might burn. Well, as long as he doesnt have to climb those stairs out of his momma's basement.....its like almost an entire flight of stairs dude! and he's just broken that 350 lbs. mark.

WOW .. thats alot of hot pockets...... i better buy stock in them there seams to b alot of trolls on these forums... lol WE CAN B RICH AN BUY CCP an foce them to our will!

Good. This is why i joined STB. Carlos was tryin to get me to join and i was all like, "*****, i know your good! what i wanna know is you guys are gettin bimbo's right? I'm not joining until i know what the situation is." n he was all like, "Yes mister Lurchasaurus sir. Quickgloves is baby jesus and he get bimbos overnighted to him by the Hive Mind, who has set up an entire corporation of bimbos. He calls them the Clap virus."

So i was all like, "So if im in the middle of the fight and the enemy begins to overtake us i can rest assured that the leader is able to call in fresh bimbos from the collective to bolster our ranks?" Well, from there things kinda took off....


Was the beginning of a beautiful relationship between me and STB.


And THAT folks, is why you should apply to join STB while we are still having open recruitment.

In New Eden, we don't have bimbos. We have exotic dancers, and janitors to clean up after. True story.

I keep an exotic dancer in for entertainment in each of my combat ships. Also a true story.

lol good stuff. so before we begin, lemme tell you to apply to both of these sites. They are the STB site and the Entropy Virus site, which is our alliance basically.

stbpureisfatal.webs.com

entropyvirus.com

any questions?

Not yet - going to read through the thread first :)

You should know I'm average so far at this game. Not played FPS historically so I gots some learnin' to do.

honeslty i came from MAG and i didnt care much for sver, all their sht was way op and i know because i started with them, then i went and vetted to valor then raven and back to valor, most of the hardcore sver players were trash and only got kills with their io as hell weapons. and thats all i have to say about MAG.............. im done here, lets talk about dust now
edit. i should also mention that anyone with STB in their name might as well have a target on your back.... no hard feelings but thats just how it is..... COME AT ME

lol i dont know if reading the entire STB thread is a good idea lol, its just a bunch of angry people trolling us and saying we suck when in fact we have most of the best players in dust right now and simply win lol

Are you kidding. Tht gives my life a purpose. Reading crazy things then laughing about it. Good times. And you don't suck u guys have starcarlos. He's like a star but more mobile. THT made no sense ignore wat i just said. Lol

lol im glad that you like the thread, i love reading some of the stuff too

Is still here. I've actually been working on some... negotiations... in Eve. Yeah, let's call it "negotiations"...

Man your on your game i posted tht 1 minute ago and you already responded. And you wonder why u have 300 post. Lol

Is still here. I've actually been working on some... negotiations... in Eve. Yeah, let's call it "negotiations"...

Heres a list of wat i need

#1 - pack of ulra elacstic rubberbainds
#2 - Super hot bimbo chick
#3- 2 hours of uninterupted buisness time with bimbo
#4- A bowle of wheatis
#5- Leeroy jenkins

an last but not least my undying loyal leagions of STB to march forward an reign their vengence while i return to uninterrrupted time with said hot bimbo