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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:09:00 -
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So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed
(In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.)
THE REGISTRY: - Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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jade gamester
Agricultural specialists
220
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:12:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives no offense but that's like a tanker saying I hate you infantry if you got in a tank I'd destroy you
exposedsquad
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Ku Shala
UNITED MERCINARY AND PILOTS ALLIANCE Immortals of War
1330
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:14:00 -
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well when your registry has NK tank kills (or at least 50 more kills) I'll be impressed
-¦a+ó a+ú-Æa+äla+ä (CK-0 Specialist x5)
Caldari Loyalist
22 million sp in drop suit upgrades
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Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
372
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:30:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue
Twitch
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Ghosts Chance
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
3202
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:52:00 -
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yah unless your me and then you WANT to leave me in the tank becuase im ALOT less dangerous that way.
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3145
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:52:00 -
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Medical Crash wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue That's because RND are really really bad.
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Yeeeuuuupppp
975
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:53:00 -
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Lel jihad
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3145
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Posted - 2015.03.30 16:56:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
372
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:02:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue That's because RND are really really bad. Then, may I ask you, who are the top corps with good tankers right now? Who do I need to be watching out for? Thanks.
Twitch
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Ghosts Chance
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
3202
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:02:00 -
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i have a hate on for proto tanks only, if your using 1.2mil worht of gear in a pub match thats MARGINALLY more effective than a STD tank then you deserve to geet 4 poped by the super sica
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3145
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:03:00 -
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Medical Crash wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue That's because RND are really really bad. Then, may I ask you, who are the top corps with good tankers right now? Who do I need to be watching out for? Thanks. As if I'm going to tell you who to look out for so you can race towards them red-eyed foaming at the mouth.
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Ghosts Chance
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
3202
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:05:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue That's because RND are really really bad. Then, may I ask you, who are the top corps with good tankers right now? Who do I need to be watching out for? Thanks. As if I'm going to tell you who to look out for so you can race towards them red-eyed foaming at the mouth.
kill duna.... seriously kill duna so fast he cant exit his tank to run to the redline....
its harder than it looks, he literally jumps out when i shot at him now he doesnt even wait to see how much damage the second shot does.
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3145
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:09:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:i have a hate on for proto tanks only, if your using 1.2mil worht of gear in a pub match thats MARGINALLY more effective than a STD tank then you deserve to geet 4 poped by the super sica Good luck
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3145
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:11:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:
kill duna.... seriously kill duna so fast he cant exit his tank to run to the redline....
its harder than it looks, he literally jumps out when i shot at him now he doesnt even wait to see how much damage the second shot does.
That unfortunately takes a YOLO car. Problem is, he probably has someone looking out on the map for him at all times, so it would be extremely difficult to nail him. Does he use a scanner? What game mode does he play?
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Ghosts Chance
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
3202
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:11:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:i have a hate on for proto tanks only, if your using 1.2mil worht of gear in a pub match thats MARGINALLY more effective than a STD tank then you deserve to geet 4 poped by the super sica Good luck
my kill count is 23 proto tanks not a single one took more than 4 shots to pop :P its easyer than it looks when your packing 3 dmg mods a particle cannon and a heat sinq on a sica and its half the price :P
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
372
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:12:00 -
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I never run into Duna, only been in 1 match against him where he ran OP Blaster fits back in the Tank 514 days.
Twitch
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Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
372
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:15:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue That's because RND are really really bad. Then, may I ask you, who are the top corps with good tankers right now? Who do I need to be watching out for? Thanks. As if I'm going to tell you who to look out for so you can race towards them red-eyed foaming at the mouth. I won't xplode their cars, I'll just be doing a DUSTfax report to see the condition of said vehicle. I 99.999999% promise their vehicles will not be harmed.
Twitch
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3146
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:20:00 -
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Medical Crash wrote: I never run into Duna, only been in 1 match against him where he ran OP Blaster fits back in the Tank 514 days.
What is this "Tank 514" you're talking about?
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
790
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:22:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum?
Son...listen to me please, just for a moment.
I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems.
#1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk
AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE
#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars.
#3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic.
#4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them.
#5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me.
#6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives)
#7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA.
#8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD.
So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be....
BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
3707
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:27:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:i have a hate on for proto tanks only, if your using 1.2mil worht of gear in a pub match thats MARGINALLY more effective than a STD tank then you deserve to geet 4 poped by the super sica
No way in hell is it "marginally" more effective unless you're using terribad fits, at least for maddies. With maxed fitting skills, you can make some godlike fits that mop the floor with standards, assuming equal skill level.
"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Ghosts Chance
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
3203
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:27:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:
#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. .
but but but.... 10 years ago you were 21 and she was....9
lol
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
372
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:27:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk [img]http://s29.postimg.org/4w94ehzer/mydesk2day.jpg[/img]]as you can plainly see[/url] #2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son. 99% of the people on this forum are TROLLS, you can't take them seriously or they'll get to you. Just ignore them or, "agree & amplify". You need to counter troll.
Talking logically to trolls or highly emotional people will not work.
Twitch
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
790
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:28:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:Michael Epic wrote:
#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. .
but but but.... 10 years ago you were 21 and she was....9 lol
That's right...so why all the dried up knocked up kid dropping wives with flabby skin and stretch marks in the world and the men who made them that was slowly fade away from each other...my girl will be young, vibrant, look timeless and be sexier AF
:D
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3146
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:33:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son. You're seeking validation from someone you don't know. Sad
My role models wear camo, founded America, and go to space.
You said you hate people in tanks. That's a mental problem. You should seek help for it.
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
790
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:34:00 -
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Medical Crash wrote:99% of the people on this forum are TROLLS, you can't take them seriously or they'll get to you. Just ignore them or, "agree & amplify". You need to counter troll.
Talking logically to trolls or highly emotional people will not work.
I know man....but you know how stuff just gets under your skin sometimes? That one just got under my skin. I've busted my ass since I was young to have the kind of life I have now. I finally have everything situated just right.
Good job, great perks, great woman, great fun....you know? I pray he has it that well. I pray you have it that well. I'll literally drop down on my hands and knee's and pray for you right this very f!cking second.
So to attack me on a video game forum saying I must have real life problems? I have no real life problems. I live the best non-rich/non-famous life I feel like I could ask for.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
790
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:35:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son. You're seeking validation from someone you don't know. Sad My role models wear camo, founded America, and go to space. You said you hate people in tanks. That's a mental problem. You should seek help for it.
USAA MEMBER MOTHERF!CKER, YOU'RE WELCOME.
ME AND GENERATIONS OF MY FAMILY GAVE YOU THAT FREEDOM THAT YOU'RE SO F!CKING THANKFUL FOR
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3146
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Posted - 2015.03.30 17:51:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son. You're seeking validation from someone you don't know. Sad My role models wear camo, founded America, and go to space. You said you hate people in tanks. That's a mental problem. You should seek help for it. USAA MEMBER MOTHERF!CKER, YOU'RE WELCOME. ME AND GENERATIONS OF MY FAMILY GAVE YOU THAT FREEDOM THAT YOU'RE SO F!CKING THANKFUL FOR So how am I supposed to know that? There's nowhere on the forums for you to put "member of my country's military." Sounds like you're still exceedingly mad.
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
1954
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Posted - 2015.03.30 18:13:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:i have a hate on for proto tanks only, if your using 1.2mil worht of gear in a pub match thats MARGINALLY more effective than a STD tank then you deserve to geet 4 poped by the super sica Good luck my kill count is 23 proto tanks not a single one took more than 4 shots to pop :P its easyer than it looks when your packing 3 dmg mods a particle cannon and a heat sinq on a sica and its half the price :P
I never bothered counting. I probably get about 23 a day.
Crush them
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
791
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Posted - 2015.03.30 18:13:00 -
[29] - Quote
Spkr4theDead wrote:So how am I supposed to know that? There's nowhere on the forums for you to put "member of my country's military." Sounds like you're still exceedingly mad.
Look for yourself.
Why should I have too Spkr? Should I sit here and have to lecture you about how much the US Military does for the US? Should I drone on about my father and mother and what they did in the service? Should I have to tell you my entire history with the military?
Should I have to tell you that every day you wake up and log on your smart phone or your computer, you have a legion of men and women who were all they could be and gave and sacrificed so you can get online and act like a little b!tch?
You seem like you only have respect in that case....so there ya go. Its time to ante up with the respect bro.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Sergeant Snuggles
INFAM0US
146
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Posted - 2015.03.30 18:18:00 -
[30] - Quote
I don't even know what this thread is about anymore. Here's an irrelevant post.
In a world without ISK, we might have been heroes.
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
3146
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Posted - 2015.03.30 18:23:00 -
[31] - Quote
So essentially I'm living in your head rent-free. That's a frightening thing to know.
Nope. Confirming that pilot input is not, and never was, valued. - Breakin Stuff
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DarthJT5
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
367
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:02:00 -
[32] - Quote
Medical Crash wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue That's because RND are really really bad. Then, may I ask you, who are the top corps with good tankers right now? Who do I need to be watching out for? Thanks. I would say my corp or some of our alliance buddies. The tanker tourney we had a little while ago had a final two guys both from my corp. Look for me too, I would say I'm a pretty good tank driver. Here's a list of who I think are some good tankers (that I've seen)
Myself Random Tanker Jamaican Kid Death Surrounds 8213 The Attorney General True Adamance MRBH Ibong
There's a lot more but that's all off the top of my head. Hunt those names and you will never kill them lol
Dedicated Shield Tanking vet since Open Beta.
Veteran Python Pilot for 1 year.
The awnser is always XT missiles....
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byte modal
135
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:30:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote: pic link n stuff.
i <3 the rubber band.
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
798
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:41:00 -
[34] - Quote
byte modal wrote:Michael Epic wrote: pic link n stuff.
i <3 the rubber band.
:D I know nothing about that.....controller came that way
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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KEROSIINI-TERO
The Rainbow Effect
1892
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:39:00 -
[35] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:
(In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.)
If you really think so, then support the vehicle lock threads. If there would be vehicle locks, then you'd see some of them/us jumpiing out to do whatever. Not all, but some.
(whatever includes but is not limited to: hacking, setting hives, setting links, doing anti-air AV, supporting friends in clearing roadside houses)
vehicle lock thread here, here and here
Looking at both sides of the coin.
Even Aurum one.
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Forced Death
Corrosive Synergy Rise Of Legion.
300
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:03:00 -
[36] - Quote
Victim: - BRUH LOL Corporation: - Royal Uhlans Tank Type: - Soma Date: - March 22nd, 2015 @ Fracture Road Weapon: - Ishukone Nova Knives, KLA-90 Plasma Cannon
TritusX
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Big miku
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
540
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:07:00 -
[37] - Quote
I've not be popped yet by anything less than 3 guys with swarm launchers or tank+ swarmers.
I've lost more tanks to the map eating me or the spots on the map that insta kill you, there is one place behind a mushroom building with a cru under it, if you hit the back outside wall at any speed you insta die. |
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
1203
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:37:00 -
[38] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:So how am I supposed to know that? There's nowhere on the forums for you to put "member of my country's military." Sounds like you're still exceedingly mad. Look for yourself.Why should I have too Spkr? Should I sit here and have to lecture you about how much the US Military does for the US? Should I drone on about my father and mother and what they did in the service? Should I have to tell you my entire history with the military? Should I have to tell you that every day you wake up and log on your smart phone or your computer, you have a legion of men and women who were all they could be and gave and sacrificed so you can get online and act like a little b!tch? You seem like you only have respect in that case....so there ya go. Its time to ante up with the respect bro.
One thing I have to point out. The US military does NOTHING for those troops who went to war and back. Oh there are "vetrans services" that never do anything, but for the most part they are dumped out on the floor like yesterday's garbage with only a medal and some money to show for it.
War deployment destroys people's minds and their tolerance for others. Why? Because the training they give for military deployment destroys your ability to adapt. I've met so many veterans who have to have their room in a very specific manner in order to feel safe, that it just makes me upset beyond measure. Seeing people who used to be so vibrant reduced to compulsive and irritable control disorders... It basically trains them to have ADD, but with a trigger fuse, or a spark keg that could cause them to self-detonate at any second.... yet the Military does nothing for these people's psychological well being.
Turning someone into a pillar to hold up a roof of national security (think roman pillars here) only works for as long as they have a roof to hold. Once they are out of the combat zone, their rigidity can cause them to topple and crack without said roof for mutual support. These psychological structures are great for war... but they loose their ability to cope with the natural world outside of conflict, and the toppling... well that's just another way of saying suicide.
I walk down the road, and see veterans with these problems nearly every damn day. The military isn't going to set up a "defusing camp", yeah they have the camp used for returns, but that really doesn't do anything.
Gawd that was a ramble.... But I really feel they need to take care of the messes they make.
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
Remember the dream you had before the day you were born.
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
125
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Posted - 2015.03.31 11:11:00 -
[39] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son. Looks like someone is compensating. Here's a piece of advice from Maximus your friendly neighborhood tanker; The collection of war room does not care about your life and nor will we care in the upcoming future. Take that shite to your "wifes" mouth bro.
"You got lives in you, hard to kill. Storm, bullets, sand and wind, yet you still walk. For now. -Ulysses F:NV
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The KTM DuKe
Dead Man's Game RUST415
62
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Posted - 2015.03.31 11:31:00 -
[40] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Do you want a tissue?
Alt of H0riz0n Unlimit, DMG director, FOTM chaser
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Denchlad 7
Negative-Feedback.
1870
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Posted - 2015.03.31 13:10:00 -
[41] - Quote
Is this an epeen stroking thread, chest beating thread, or declaration that you think your better than others when you're still crap. Im confused.
"Dench stop hitting your head you Caldari pinball" - m621 zma
Currently on Dust hiatus.
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
1816
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Posted - 2015.03.31 13:14:00 -
[42] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son.
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Harry Bawlss
Fatal Absolution
217
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Posted - 2015.03.31 15:12:00 -
[43] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:Michael Epic wrote:
#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. .
but but but.... 10 years ago you were 21 and she was....9 lol That's right...so why all the dried up knocked up kid dropping wives with flabby skin and stretch marks in the world and the men who made them that was slowly fade away from each other...my girl will be young, vibrant, look timeless and be sexier AF :D She won't want to be with a guy who has old saggy Harry bawlss son. So you keep telling yourself what you need to though. Heck she probably is with another guy at school .. What school does she go to? |
Ghost Kaisar
Negative-Feedback
10847
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Posted - 2015.04.01 01:26:00 -
[44] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son.
I will never understand why people post these kinds of things on the internet.
Seriously, who gives a f*ck what other people think on here. You can't really prove it, and going REALLY out of your way to do so either makes it
A.) Look like a huge lie
or
B.) Makes it seem like you are REALLY looking for approval.
Just ignore it.
Currently listening to: Max Anarchy OST
Old School Scout, watch out for the knives
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Ghosts Chance
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
3217
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Posted - 2015.04.01 11:24:00 -
[45] - Quote
it also provides enough information to dox her so you should probably remove it before some creeper gets a bad idea in is head.
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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ReGnYuM
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
3619
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Posted - 2015.04.01 12:20:00 -
[46] - Quote
Spkr4theDead wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
Spkr, you of all people should not bring up real life problems lol. |
8213
Blauhelme E.B.O.L.A.
2216
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Posted - 2015.04.01 15:16:00 -
[47] - Quote
What the French did I just read? I'm going to clear my head with youtube videos of farm animal stillbirth
Ich mag Katzen :3
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CUSE TOWN333
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
2347
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Posted - 2015.04.01 17:42:00 -
[48] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:Medical Crash wrote:99% of the people on this forum are TROLLS, you can't take them seriously or they'll get to you. Just ignore them or, "agree & amplify". You need to counter troll.
Talking logically to trolls or highly emotional people will not work. I know man....but you know how stuff just gets under your skin sometimes? That one just got under my skin. I've busted my ass since I was young to have the kind of life I have now. I finally have everything situated just right. Good job, great perks, great woman, great fun....you know? I pray he has it that well. I pray you have it that well. I'll literally drop down on my hands and knee's and pray for you right this very f!cking second. So to attack me on a video game forum saying I must have real life problems? I have no real life problems. I live the best non-rich/non-famous life I feel like I could ask for. no need to be a drama lama. next thin you know you will start acting like Roman and talking aboot boats.
CBM. KEQ diplomat. lolceasefire
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ReGnYuM
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
3621
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Posted - 2015.04.01 21:15:00 -
[49] - Quote
Michael Epic wrote:
#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars.
I actually find this one the funniest. On Tuesday's and Thursday's I close up shop at my local gym. At about 9:00pm I had this 21 year old (Fine piece of ass too) tell me her life story about her 34 yr old boyfriend. How he was lazy, fat, and just out touch with their relationship lol.
Anyway, I'm undecided about the you dating a 19 year old. I'm 22 and probably would not date one. On the bright side, at least she has a few years of Uni (college) on her belt. Personally, I feel my view of life at 30 would be completely different then some at 20. |
SoTa PoP
Heaven's Lost Property
6382
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Posted - 2015.04.01 22:09:00 -
[50] - Quote
....
is Michael Black Ice's brother or something? Get your real life ass outta here, aint no one got time for that non-sense.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++ I watch anime for the plot
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Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
388
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Posted - 2015.04.02 23:40:00 -
[51] - Quote
I found Duna! Jesus, guy is on really late. Found him in Skirmish, 4 am Central time.
Was rolling in a 4 armor tank pack, he NEVER was alone. Has two gunners, one is ALWAYS watching the map 24/7. I didn't get but 20 feet before his top gunner starts firing at me.
Very very challenging, but with some distractions, I know I can take him out. My corp was telling me he runs Proto Caldari scout, and will run all the way to the redline cloaked if he thinks he's gonna pop.
Cares about his K/D apparently.
Oh and I'm loving the hatemail guys. Lol, tankers see my LAV and the tankers hit the nitrous like Jesus just took the wheel or something.
LAVs are too wild, if I go over a pebble this thing flips like a makeral on crack.
My YouTube Channel
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Blauhelme E.B.O.L.A.
2219
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Posted - 2015.04.03 04:39:00 -
[52] - Quote
Medical Crash wrote:I found Duna! Jesus, guy is on really late. Found him in Skirmish, 4 am Central time.
Was rolling in a 4 armor tank pack, he NEVER was alone. Has two gunners, one is ALWAYS watching the map 24/7. I didn't get but 20 feet before his top gunner starts firing at me.
Very very challenging, but with some distractions, I know I can take him out. My corp was telling me he runs Proto Caldari scout, and will run all the way to the redline cloaked if he thinks he's gonna pop.
Cares about his K/D apparently.
Oh and I'm loving the hatemail guys. Lol, tankers see my LAV and the tankers hit the nitrous like Jesus just took the wheel or something.
LAVs are too wild, if I go over a pebble this thing flips like a makeral on crack.
New to DUST?
Ich mag Katzen :3
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DEATH THE KlD
Seven Kin of Purgatory
78
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Posted - 2015.04.03 06:07:00 -
[53] - Quote
Medical Crash wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Medical Crash wrote:Michael Epic wrote:So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed (In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.) THE REGISTRY:- Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii Corporation: - Amarr Templars Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0 Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives Check the War room in an hour, I'm making a very funny anti tank thread. I suicide LAVed Ahrendee tanks last night, several of them. Morons never checked their map. Comedy will ensue That's because RND are really really bad. Then, may I ask you, who are the top corps with good tankers right now? Who do I need to be watching out for? Thanks. OH |
Patrick57
9881
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Posted - 2015.04.03 12:54:00 -
[54] - Quote
this thread ******* sucks |
Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
388
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Posted - 2015.04.03 20:14:00 -
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8213 wrote:Medical Crash wrote:I found Duna! Jesus, guy is on really late. Found him in Skirmish, 4 am Central time.
Was rolling in a 4 armor tank pack, he NEVER was alone. Has two gunners, one is ALWAYS watching the map 24/7. I didn't get but 20 feet before his top gunner starts firing at me.
Very very challenging, but with some distractions, I know I can take him out. My corp was telling me he runs Proto Caldari scout, and will run all the way to the redline cloaked if he thinks he's gonna pop.
Cares about his K/D apparently.
Oh and I'm loving the hatemail guys. Lol, tankers see my LAV and the tankers hit the nitrous like Jesus just took the wheel or something.
LAVs are too wild, if I go over a pebble this thing flips like a makeral on crack. New to DUST? yes.
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DEATH THE KlD
Seven Kin of Purgatory
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Posted - 2015.04.03 20:52:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:Michael Epic wrote:
#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars.
I actually find this one the funniest. On Tuesday's and Thursday's I close up shop at my local gym. At about 9:00pm I had this 21 year old (Fine piece of ass too) tell me her life story about her 34 yr old boyfriend. How he was lazy, fat, and just out touch with their relationship lol. Anyway, I'm undecided about the you dating a 19 year old. I'm 22 and probably would not date one. On the bright side, at least she has a few years of Uni (college) on her belt. Personally, I feel my view of life at 30 would be completely different then some at 20. Thought for sure you were gonna say you banged her...leaves disappointed.. Even though I love anime I prefer older women |
Riptalis
Horizons' Edge
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Posted - 2015.04.05 02:10:00 -
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Epic, I shall help you tank hunt! I shall either swoop in like a wombat or peck at them like a condor! And I shall be victor!
fite me tanks!
Python pilot, Logistics mk.0, Assault mk.0, Sentinel mk.0, Scout mk.0
Minmatar Loyalist
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.04.05 03:35:00 -
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Riptalis wrote:Epic, I shall help you tank hunt! I shall either swoop in like a wombat or peck at them like a condor! And I shall be victor!
fite me tanks! Uhhh... I don't think you want to side with a self conscience idiot.
"You got lives in you, hard to kill. Storm, bullets, sand and wind, yet you still walk. For now. -Ulysses F:NV
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Project Carnifax
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Posted - 2015.04.07 15:34:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:i have a hate on for proto tanks only, if your using 1.2mil worht of gear in a pub match thats MARGINALLY more effective than a STD tank then you deserve to geet 4 poped by the super sica Good luck my kill count is 23 proto tanks not a single one took more than 4 shots to pop :P its easyer than it looks when your packing 3 dmg mods a particle cannon and a heat sinq on a sica and its half the price :P
When I see a tank, I just stab it with nova knives. Sad thing is, I always die in the vehicle explosion afterwards.
Anonymous alt of an anonymous player ;)
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DarthJT5
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.04.08 02:36:00 -
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Really big list you have here after a while....
Dedicated Shield Tanking vet since Open Beta.
Veteran Python Pilot for 1 year.
The awnser is always XT missiles....
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Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare Gallente Federation
1053
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Posted - 2015.04.08 06:32:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: So you hate people that stick to their preferred role? Sounds like you have some real-life problems that you should seek help for.
What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum? Son...listen to me please, just for a moment. I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems. #1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars. #3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic. #4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them. #5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me. #6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives) #7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA. #8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD. So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be.... BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son.
please excuse me while I collect my guts from the floor.. I laughed way to hard.
seriously..
it's a game bro
nobody gives a **** about any of that .. sounds nice, but nobody gives a ****.
btw.. how can you say pays well for minimal work.. and then say you worked hard and earned everything you have, and then your father is famous knife maker Mark Kee ( great knives btw ).. your story like swiss cheese man |
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