So I've decided to tank hunt again....and I can't ever catch the names of the people I kill but I finally saw one lol so I decided to start my victim list registry of tanks I've killed

(In case you're curious why I am doing this, its because I hate you tankers who hide in your tanks the whole match like little sissies and think you're untouchable trying to go 60/0 in a match where you know if you stepped out of that tank we'd lay a gigantic beating on that ass.)

THE REGISTRY:
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Victim: - Hiiiiii Hiiiiii
Corporation: - Amarr Templars
Tank Type: - Gladius CV.0
Date: - March 29th, 2015 @ Train Yard Map
Weapon: - Boundless Remote Explosives

That's because RND are really really bad.

As if I'm going to tell you who to look out for so you can race towards them red-eyed foaming at the mouth.

What was the point of that? You are attacking me personally on the video game forum?

Son...listen to me please, just for a moment.

I don't know your situation in life, but my life is absolutely fantastic and I have no real life world problems.

#1. My job pays me exceptionally well for minimal work and I have a laptop and Playstation 3 hooked up at my desk

[img]http://s29.postimg.org/4w94ehzer/mydesk2day.jpg[/img]]as you can plainly see[/url]

#2. My fiance is 19 years old and I'm 31. She's extremely sexy and she's in the gym every day doing cardio and weight training to make herself sexier. She also has an amazing wardrobe and always looks like a million dollars.

#3. My fiance gives me LOTS of everything every man wants from his woman. I'm going to let you use your imagination here, so I don't get banned from the forums for being too graphic.

#4. I own both my house and my truck and they are nice and I worked hard and EARNED them.

#5. I spend my life going to water parks, riding roller coasters, seeing Broadway shows, going out to eat at classy and amazing places and doing anything and everything fun you can think of. Ziplines, adventure courses, laser tag, skydiving and my amazing woman does it with me.

#6. My family is outstanding, we all get along with ZERO problems. My mom and dad are some of the coolest people on this planet and my dad is FAMOUS knife maker Mark Kee from Kee's Knives, also good friends with other famous knife makers JB Stout and Jeremy Horton (Horton Knives)

#7. My credit is the bomb dot com son, there is nothing in this world I couldn't have tomorrow if I wanted it. I am taking my fiance next summer on a tour of the best 8 places in the USA to stay in ALL five star hotels, fly ALL first class flights and do EVERYTHING fun there is to do in the USA.

#8. Oh, one more thing...my fiance? YEAH BUDDY. About to complete her BACHELORS DEGREE in psychology as well as a minor in nutrition and she's going to graduate school to obtain her masters degree. So whilst other women refuse to get a job, my girl is going to be completing her masters degree and then decide if she wants to get her DOCTORATE degree. So it'll be Michael Epic's Girl, PHD.

So...real life problems? Hardly. I hope your life is as grand as I've described mine. I will PRAY for you that your life is even 1/3rd of what mine is. I genuinely want it to be....

BUT, in case you're some 20-30's chump who can barely hold down a job or just a kid...I should be your f!cking role model son.

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