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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:04:00 -
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Because I will get quafe pattern curtains and wallpaper! And paint the outside of my warbarge in quafe colors too!
Why will yours be the best? |
LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
4858
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:07:00 -
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Lots of ******* and sex. |
robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
726
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:08:00 -
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Mine will be the best after I turn it into an after hours gentlemen's club / casino
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
726
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:09:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex.
You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
409
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:15:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex? |
Aeon Amadi
Chimera Core
8055
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:21:00 -
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Mine will probably be filled to the brim with half-empty/empty water bottles and spreadsheets. Which I will inevitably be spending 90% of my time theory crafting the game rather than actually playing it.
Because... Yanno. Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way.
Sniper range nerf did nothing but make it harder to counter-snipe redliners. That and open up for really stupid feedback
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Wu General
Wu-Disciples
4
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:22:00 -
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Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts. |
MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1276
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:25:00 -
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Mine will be a generously "donated" Noctis, and will have a warbarge tractor beam strike to suck up all the loot and salvage  |
FIRST TESTDUMMY
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
319
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:27:00 -
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Mine will have cats. |
CRYPT3C W0LF
Auraxis Special Forces
763
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:28:00 -
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Glorious North-korea Warbarge best Warbarge
Dust to dust, ash to ash
I'm a very poor Dust Vet :(
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
727
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:28:00 -
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Wu General wrote:Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts.
Customer #1 reporting for duty sir.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Jack Boost
Zarena Family
600
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:29:00 -
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I have hope that we have BPO warbage... because EVE pilots will blowup us again and again.
Not much time left...
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7079
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:29:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way.
DM, "You discover across a large, square-ish box composed of a strange alloy among the post-skirmish debris."
Player, "I attempt to open it."
DM, "It's locked... encrypted, if you will. It requires a special key."
The player sighs, then hands the DM $5.
DM, "OH! The box opened suddenly! Inside are 25 mundane daggers."
Player, "...**** you."
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Oswald Banecroft II
Muteki Armati Virium
59
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:31:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way. DM, "You discover across a large, square-ish box composed of a strange alloy among the post-skirmish debris." Player, "I attempt to open it." DM, "It's locked... encrypted, if you will. It requires a special key." The player sighs, then hands the DM $5. DM, "OH! The box opened suddenly! Inside are 25 mundane daggers." Player, "...**** you."
I need to start DM'ing. |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7079
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:34:00 -
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Oswald Banecroft II wrote:I need to start DM'ing. In the Dust 514 campaign setting there is a lot of money to be made from naive players.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
727
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:44:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex?
You could always just buy a happy ending at my gentlemen's club for 600 aurum.
It's better than buying keys to open strongbox only you're not getting fuked when u buy a happy ending
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1278
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Posted - 2015.01.28 15:10:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex?
New Eden Fact #69325: A chronicle in EVE's EON magazine went into lurid detail on clones and sexual activity (spoiler alert: hypersensitivity from your new body's unused nerves make it better) |
Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
414
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:37:00 -
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MrShooter01 wrote:Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex? New Eden Fact #69325: A chronicle in EVE's EON magazine went into lurid detail on clones and sexual activity (spoiler alert: hypersensitivity from your new body's unused nerves make it better)
Well after thousands of deaths its probably more of a mental fatigue than physical because of having the fresh clone body, only more and more depraved acts might get you mentally stimulated.
I know some people who would install pizza and taco production modules in their warbarge. |
robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
732
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:49:00 -
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I'm just gunna turn mine into a caldari, I mean calamari processing plant for my new restaurant, Joe's squid shack.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Humble Seeker
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
150
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:59:00 -
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Because the floodlights will actually be lasers.
And the water faucets.
And the doorways.
And the exhaust ports.
It'll just be one warbarge-sized laser, really.
"Surround yourself with the faithful, Stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens."
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Sinboto Simmons
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
7431
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:02:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
I know a few women that still play, or have played, and none of them were 300lb. 
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 5 Prof 2
Born of the Brutor tribe
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
1016
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:05:00 -
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I'm turning mine into the Deathstar and have it blow up planets than send drones for scavenge.
What you actually thought I wasn't going to blow up planets.It easier than dying over and over.For just 200-500 isk.
When destroying a planet or threatening to,the people on it will pay me millions not to.
When I am given the Isk...
I BLOW UP THEIR PLANET!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(Crazy with power)
What would you do,actually fight?
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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Bremen van Equis
BASTARDS OF BEDLAM
146
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:07:00 -
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Because fuzzy dice, a tricked out sound system, and 30 or so incubi racked and ready on the hangar deck.
Oh and because I hired Isaac to man the bar and Julie to greet the guests...
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1720
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:09:00 -
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Mine will be the best because I have the Official Quafe-« products, plus the experimentals.
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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duster 35000
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
154
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:24:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:Because I will get quafe pattern curtains and wallpaper! And paint the outside of my warbarge in quafe colors too!
Why will yours be the best?
Mine will b da very best cuz rainbows and pink fluffy unicorns, and moon symbols, and pizza, and cakez and I will build a theme park...with blackjack...and hookers.
Choo Choo
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axis alpha
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
519
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:29:00 -
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Mines gonna be filed with officer counterfeit gear,sluts and booze
I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
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XANDER KAG
657
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:35:00 -
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Mine will probably be falling apart as you walk around in it, but hey, I always wanted a skylight there!
But, i'm not dead!
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
109
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:43:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way. DM, "You discover across a large, square-ish box composed of a strange alloy among the post-skirmish debris." Player, "I attempt to open it." DM, "It's locked... encrypted, if you will. It requires a special key." The player sighs, then hands the DM $5. DM, "OH! The box opened suddenly! Inside are 25 mundane daggers." Player, "...**** you."
ok so after I finished laughing, I realized that is something I would totally do in one of my campaigns.
now I need to figure out how to trick my players into actually paying me to open that box...
Sned T. Dead
We will remember....
We will always remember....
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Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
687
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:17:00 -
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It's only a model... shhh... |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7157
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:22:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:[ok so after I finished laughing, I realized that is something I would totally do in one of my campaigns.
now I need to figure out how to trick my players into actually paying me to open that box... Make the box require a sacrifice to be made to the god [your name spelled backwards]. The sacrifice must be [name of decent Chinese food place nearby]!
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Heracles Porsche
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
52
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:57:00 -
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Because this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-OnyuJTm7s
Videos Erry Day
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzz0FbBPVUbF6yWex1wb_A
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
2886
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Posted - 2015.01.28 22:06:00 -
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It will be made entirely of clear acrylic.
I will be wearing a Speedo.
I will fly it as low as possible.
Behold! The Blue Crater!
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sebastian the huds
Corrosive Synergy
177
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Posted - 2015.01.28 22:12:00 -
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i don't want to say mine is the best. everyone always fights over who is the best or first on the list.
i'll have the third best warbarge, thank you very much.
if i give you a clock, could you tell me the time?
think hard about your answer before you speak.
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TIGER SHARK1501
Savage Bullet
128
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Posted - 2015.01.28 22:13:00 -
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This is my warbarge! There are many like out but this one is mine!!  |
Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
3283
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Posted - 2015.01.28 23:53:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
Obviously we can tell they have avoided Robin if that is what he thinks...  |
Grease Spillett
Pure Evil.
Capital Punishment.
629
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Posted - 2015.01.28 23:53:00 -
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Mine will have ti its.
Next time you see me, bring more friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBM5hM5LdDw
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Infine Sentinel
Better Hide R Die
811
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Posted - 2015.01.29 00:13:00 -
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I'd turn it into a mobile Taco stand
Local forum Cannibal.
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DozersMouse XIII
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
945
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Posted - 2015.01.29 00:42:00 -
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mine will have wifi
- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
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Chimichanga66605
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
313
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Posted - 2015.01.29 00:56:00 -
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Quick question about my new Warbarge; can I make the blood go up the walls?
Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist
"Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Vash Warren
Tankers United
Covert Intervention
88
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:45:00 -
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MrShooter01 wrote:Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex? New Eden Fact #69325: A chronicle in EVE's EON magazine went into lurid detail on clones and sexual activity (spoiler alert: hypersensitivity from your new body's unused nerves make it better)
Which issue is that, it would be funny to read.
Heavy's are the the moving walls of one man that force everything else into retreat. Show some love for Logi Bros.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
Y.A.M.A.H
400
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:49:00 -
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Hydraulics and rims b*tches! Packin' my nines up on heea!
I'm better than laser focused; I'm hybrid focused.
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Imp Smash
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
591
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:54:00 -
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My warbarge will be the best warbarge for the same reason my bed is the best bed. I'm in it. |
Mejt0
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
741
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:57:00 -
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I'm gonna open black market.
I'll trade fake Aurum [fresh printed], Amarr's gold, slaves [minmatars of course] and many other things.
Loyal to State. Led by Tibus Heth.
Not scared of death [like Admiral Yakiya Tobil-Toba].
Honour and Mission over money
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Izlare Lenix
Pub Stars
1215
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:09:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex?
I really hope part of the clone transfer process would include wiping the last part of memory. You know, the dying part.
Otherwise I really think that dying multiple times a day would be an unending hell and fat chick sex would sadly seem like sweet bliss.
The only real truth in history is that it was bloody.
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
115
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Posted - 2015.01.29 04:17:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:ok so after I finished laughing, I realized that is something I would totally do in one of my campaigns.
now I need to figure out how to trick my players into actually paying me to open that box... Make the box require a sacrifice to be made to the god [your name spelled backwards]. The sacrifice must be [name of decent Chinese food place nearby]!
Yesss.... I can see it forming you must find the Heart of Wok and sacrifice it upon the altar...
Bring me the Heart of Wok!
else the wonders inside will never be shared with the world....
Sned T. Dead.
We will remember....
We will always remember....
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Wu General
Wu-Disciples
5
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:01:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:Wu General wrote:Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts. Customer #1 reporting for duty sir. I'd like to offer your products for sale at a highly inflated price to the patrons of my gentlemen's club / casino. As well as keep some for personal use.
Sounds like a plan, i'll take it a step further once i have some enough isk stacked up i'll buy the caldari processing plant, and turn it into a crystal Dust lab/plant. Upon starting this manufacturing plant i will need to hire some EVE security, they will either be paid with product or isk/AUR. I will probably need a partner with lots of CREAM like yourself to help fund the processing plant and the security needed. |
Alena Ventrallis
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
2497
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:10:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Mine will probably be filled to the brim with half-empty/empty water bottles and spreadsheets. Which I will inevitably be spending 90% of my time theory crafting the game rather than actually playing it.
Because... Yanno. Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way.
Turtlebacks and Jovians.
Listen to my muscle memory
Contemplate what I've been clinging to
Forty-six and two ahead of me
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Jack McReady
DUST University
Ivy League
2000
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:25:00 -
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I will combine all of your warbarges and put it into mine.
I win. |
robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
746
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:30:00 -
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Wu General wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:Wu General wrote:Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts. Customer #1 reporting for duty sir. I'd like to offer your products for sale at a highly inflated price to the patrons of my gentlemen's club / casino. As well as keep some for personal use. Sounds like a plan, i'll take it a step further once i have some enough isk stacked up i'll buy the caldari processing plant, and turn it into a crystal Dust lab/plant. Upon starting this manufacturing plant i will need to hire some EVE security, they will either be paid with product or isk/AUR. I will probably need a partner with lots of CREAM like yourself to help fund the processing plant and the security needed.
Luckily my "employees" at the gentlemen's club/casino are really just minmatar slave women I stole from an amarrian outpost. Their only pay is the small amount of food I put on their plate and a roof over their heads. Therefore money will be plentiful as I keep all the profits. I will gladly invest in your crystal dust lab, as well as provide a team of stacked sentinels as added security for the facility.
I can see we're going to make a lot of folk in them mobile warbarge parks very happy.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
430
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Posted - 2015.01.30 15:14:00 -
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lol, mobile warbarge parks, haha |
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LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1776
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Posted - 2015.01.30 16:20:00 -
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Mine will be pink with lime green neons. Giant 20 meter subs will play music so loud it will resonate in the planet it is orbiting over, making the bass audible throughout the entire planet.
Instead of killing Major Laser Warbarge Strikes, it will shine a pink strobe and drops epic amounts of confetti upon the district I call an OB on. QuafeQQ will also be produced from the tears of my fallen enemies and the tears of joy from my blessed teammates.
It will be epic.
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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