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Heracles Porsche
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
52
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:57:00 -
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Because this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-OnyuJTm7s
Videos Erry Day
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzz0FbBPVUbF6yWex1wb_A
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
2886
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Posted - 2015.01.28 22:06:00 -
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It will be made entirely of clear acrylic.
I will be wearing a Speedo.
I will fly it as low as possible.
Behold! The Blue Crater!
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sebastian the huds
Corrosive Synergy
177
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Posted - 2015.01.28 22:12:00 -
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i don't want to say mine is the best. everyone always fights over who is the best or first on the list.
i'll have the third best warbarge, thank you very much.
if i give you a clock, could you tell me the time?
think hard about your answer before you speak.
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TIGER SHARK1501
Savage Bullet
128
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Posted - 2015.01.28 22:13:00 -
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This is my warbarge! There are many like out but this one is mine!!  |
Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
3283
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Posted - 2015.01.28 23:53:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
Obviously we can tell they have avoided Robin if that is what he thinks...  |
Grease Spillett
Pure Evil.
Capital Punishment.
629
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Posted - 2015.01.28 23:53:00 -
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Mine will have ti its.
Next time you see me, bring more friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBM5hM5LdDw
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Infine Sentinel
Better Hide R Die
811
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Posted - 2015.01.29 00:13:00 -
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I'd turn it into a mobile Taco stand
Local forum Cannibal.
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DozersMouse XIII
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
945
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Posted - 2015.01.29 00:42:00 -
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mine will have wifi
- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
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Chimichanga66605
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
313
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Posted - 2015.01.29 00:56:00 -
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Quick question about my new Warbarge; can I make the blood go up the walls?
Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist
"Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Vash Warren
Tankers United
Covert Intervention
88
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:45:00 -
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MrShooter01 wrote:Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex? New Eden Fact #69325: A chronicle in EVE's EON magazine went into lurid detail on clones and sexual activity (spoiler alert: hypersensitivity from your new body's unused nerves make it better)
Which issue is that, it would be funny to read.
Heavy's are the the moving walls of one man that force everything else into retreat. Show some love for Logi Bros.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
Y.A.M.A.H
400
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:49:00 -
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Hydraulics and rims b*tches! Packin' my nines up on heea!
I'm better than laser focused; I'm hybrid focused.
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Imp Smash
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
591
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:54:00 -
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My warbarge will be the best warbarge for the same reason my bed is the best bed. I'm in it. |
Mejt0
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
741
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Posted - 2015.01.29 02:57:00 -
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I'm gonna open black market.
I'll trade fake Aurum [fresh printed], Amarr's gold, slaves [minmatars of course] and many other things.
Loyal to State. Led by Tibus Heth.
Not scared of death [like Admiral Yakiya Tobil-Toba].
Honour and Mission over money
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Izlare Lenix
Pub Stars
1215
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:09:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex?
I really hope part of the clone transfer process would include wiping the last part of memory. You know, the dying part.
Otherwise I really think that dying multiple times a day would be an unending hell and fat chick sex would sadly seem like sweet bliss.
The only real truth in history is that it was bloody.
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
115
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Posted - 2015.01.29 04:17:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:ok so after I finished laughing, I realized that is something I would totally do in one of my campaigns.
now I need to figure out how to trick my players into actually paying me to open that box... Make the box require a sacrifice to be made to the god [your name spelled backwards]. The sacrifice must be [name of decent Chinese food place nearby]!
Yesss.... I can see it forming you must find the Heart of Wok and sacrifice it upon the altar...
Bring me the Heart of Wok!
else the wonders inside will never be shared with the world....
Sned T. Dead.
We will remember....
We will always remember....
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Wu General
Wu-Disciples
5
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:01:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:Wu General wrote:Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts. Customer #1 reporting for duty sir. I'd like to offer your products for sale at a highly inflated price to the patrons of my gentlemen's club / casino. As well as keep some for personal use.
Sounds like a plan, i'll take it a step further once i have some enough isk stacked up i'll buy the caldari processing plant, and turn it into a crystal Dust lab/plant. Upon starting this manufacturing plant i will need to hire some EVE security, they will either be paid with product or isk/AUR. I will probably need a partner with lots of CREAM like yourself to help fund the processing plant and the security needed. |
Alena Ventrallis
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
2497
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:10:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Mine will probably be filled to the brim with half-empty/empty water bottles and spreadsheets. Which I will inevitably be spending 90% of my time theory crafting the game rather than actually playing it.
Because... Yanno. Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way.
Turtlebacks and Jovians.
Listen to my muscle memory
Contemplate what I've been clinging to
Forty-six and two ahead of me
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Jack McReady
DUST University
Ivy League
2000
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:25:00 -
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I will combine all of your warbarges and put it into mine.
I win. |
robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
746
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:30:00 -
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Wu General wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:Wu General wrote:Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts. Customer #1 reporting for duty sir. I'd like to offer your products for sale at a highly inflated price to the patrons of my gentlemen's club / casino. As well as keep some for personal use. Sounds like a plan, i'll take it a step further once i have some enough isk stacked up i'll buy the caldari processing plant, and turn it into a crystal Dust lab/plant. Upon starting this manufacturing plant i will need to hire some EVE security, they will either be paid with product or isk/AUR. I will probably need a partner with lots of CREAM like yourself to help fund the processing plant and the security needed.
Luckily my "employees" at the gentlemen's club/casino are really just minmatar slave women I stole from an amarrian outpost. Their only pay is the small amount of food I put on their plate and a roof over their heads. Therefore money will be plentiful as I keep all the profits. I will gladly invest in your crystal dust lab, as well as provide a team of stacked sentinels as added security for the facility.
I can see we're going to make a lot of folk in them mobile warbarge parks very happy.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
430
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Posted - 2015.01.30 15:14:00 -
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lol, mobile warbarge parks, haha |
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LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1776
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Posted - 2015.01.30 16:20:00 -
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Mine will be pink with lime green neons. Giant 20 meter subs will play music so loud it will resonate in the planet it is orbiting over, making the bass audible throughout the entire planet.
Instead of killing Major Laser Warbarge Strikes, it will shine a pink strobe and drops epic amounts of confetti upon the district I call an OB on. QuafeQQ will also be produced from the tears of my fallen enemies and the tears of joy from my blessed teammates.
It will be epic.
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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