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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
408
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:04:00 -
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Because I will get quafe pattern curtains and wallpaper! And paint the outside of my warbarge in quafe colors too!
Why will yours be the best? |
LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
4858
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:07:00 -
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Lots of ******* and sex. |
robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
726
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:08:00 -
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Mine will be the best after I turn it into an after hours gentlemen's club / casino
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
726
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:09:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex.
You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
409
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:15:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex? |
Aeon Amadi
Chimera Core
8055
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:21:00 -
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Mine will probably be filled to the brim with half-empty/empty water bottles and spreadsheets. Which I will inevitably be spending 90% of my time theory crafting the game rather than actually playing it.
Because... Yanno. Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way.
Sniper range nerf did nothing but make it harder to counter-snipe redliners. That and open up for really stupid feedback
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Wu General
Wu-Disciples
4
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:22:00 -
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Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts. |
MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1276
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:25:00 -
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Mine will be a generously "donated" Noctis, and will have a warbarge tractor beam strike to suck up all the loot and salvage  |
FIRST TESTDUMMY
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
319
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:27:00 -
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Mine will have cats. |
CRYPT3C W0LF
Auraxis Special Forces
763
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:28:00 -
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Glorious North-korea Warbarge best Warbarge
Dust to dust, ash to ash
I'm a very poor Dust Vet :(
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
727
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:28:00 -
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Wu General wrote:Im changing mine into a grow-op and grow the best hydroponic space weed around, and fund my war efforts.
Customer #1 reporting for duty sir.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Jack Boost
Zarena Family
600
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:29:00 -
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I have hope that we have BPO warbage... because EVE pilots will blowup us again and again.
Not much time left...
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7079
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:29:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way.
DM, "You discover across a large, square-ish box composed of a strange alloy among the post-skirmish debris."
Player, "I attempt to open it."
DM, "It's locked... encrypted, if you will. It requires a special key."
The player sighs, then hands the DM $5.
DM, "OH! The box opened suddenly! Inside are 25 mundane daggers."
Player, "...**** you."
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Oswald Banecroft II
Muteki Armati Virium
59
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:31:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way. DM, "You discover across a large, square-ish box composed of a strange alloy among the post-skirmish debris." Player, "I attempt to open it." DM, "It's locked... encrypted, if you will. It requires a special key." The player sighs, then hands the DM $5. DM, "OH! The box opened suddenly! Inside are 25 mundane daggers." Player, "...**** you."
I need to start DM'ing. |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7079
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:34:00 -
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Oswald Banecroft II wrote:I need to start DM'ing. In the Dust 514 campaign setting there is a lot of money to be made from naive players.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
727
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Posted - 2015.01.28 14:44:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex?
You could always just buy a happy ending at my gentlemen's club for 600 aurum.
It's better than buying keys to open strongbox only you're not getting fuked when u buy a happy ending
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1278
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Posted - 2015.01.28 15:10:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex?
New Eden Fact #69325: A chronicle in EVE's EON magazine went into lurid detail on clones and sexual activity (spoiler alert: hypersensitivity from your new body's unused nerves make it better) |
Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
414
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:37:00 -
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MrShooter01 wrote:Banjo Robertson wrote:robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right? I guess if you were an immortal clone soldier gone insane from the pain of dying thousands of times, any sex would be good sex? New Eden Fact #69325: A chronicle in EVE's EON magazine went into lurid detail on clones and sexual activity (spoiler alert: hypersensitivity from your new body's unused nerves make it better)
Well after thousands of deaths its probably more of a mental fatigue than physical because of having the fresh clone body, only more and more depraved acts might get you mentally stimulated.
I know some people who would install pizza and taco production modules in their warbarge. |
robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
732
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:49:00 -
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I'm just gunna turn mine into a caldari, I mean calamari processing plant for my new restaurant, Joe's squid shack.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Humble Seeker
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
150
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:59:00 -
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Because the floodlights will actually be lasers.
And the water faucets.
And the doorways.
And the exhaust ports.
It'll just be one warbarge-sized laser, really.
"Surround yourself with the faithful, Stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens."
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Sinboto Simmons
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
7431
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:02:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:LT SHANKS wrote:Lots of cocaine and sex. You realize there's like 3 females that play this game and 2/3 of them are over 300lbs right?
I know a few women that still play, or have played, and none of them were 300lb. 
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 5 Prof 2
Born of the Brutor tribe
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
1016
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:05:00 -
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I'm turning mine into the Deathstar and have it blow up planets than send drones for scavenge.
What you actually thought I wasn't going to blow up planets.It easier than dying over and over.For just 200-500 isk.
When destroying a planet or threatening to,the people on it will pay me millions not to.
When I am given the Isk...
I BLOW UP THEIR PLANET!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(Crazy with power)
What would you do,actually fight?
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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Bremen van Equis
BASTARDS OF BEDLAM
146
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:07:00 -
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Because fuzzy dice, a tricked out sound system, and 30 or so incubi racked and ready on the hangar deck.
Oh and because I hired Isaac to man the bar and Julie to greet the guests...
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1720
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:09:00 -
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Mine will be the best because I have the Official Quafe-« products, plus the experimentals.
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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duster 35000
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
154
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:24:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:Because I will get quafe pattern curtains and wallpaper! And paint the outside of my warbarge in quafe colors too!
Why will yours be the best?
Mine will b da very best cuz rainbows and pink fluffy unicorns, and moon symbols, and pizza, and cakez and I will build a theme park...with blackjack...and hookers.
Choo Choo
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axis alpha
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
519
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:29:00 -
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Mines gonna be filed with officer counterfeit gear,sluts and booze
I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
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XANDER KAG
657
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:35:00 -
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Mine will probably be falling apart as you walk around in it, but hey, I always wanted a skylight there!
But, i'm not dead!
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
109
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:43:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Dust 514 is kinda like Dungeons and Dragons in a way. DM, "You discover across a large, square-ish box composed of a strange alloy among the post-skirmish debris." Player, "I attempt to open it." DM, "It's locked... encrypted, if you will. It requires a special key." The player sighs, then hands the DM $5. DM, "OH! The box opened suddenly! Inside are 25 mundane daggers." Player, "...**** you."
ok so after I finished laughing, I realized that is something I would totally do in one of my campaigns.
now I need to figure out how to trick my players into actually paying me to open that box...
Sned T. Dead
We will remember....
We will always remember....
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Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
687
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:17:00 -
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It's only a model... shhh... |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7157
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:22:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:[ok so after I finished laughing, I realized that is something I would totally do in one of my campaigns.
now I need to figure out how to trick my players into actually paying me to open that box... Make the box require a sacrifice to be made to the god [your name spelled backwards]. The sacrifice must be [name of decent Chinese food place nearby]!
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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