Powerpoint

Play an entire match without dropping below 30 frames per second.

not even sure that's even possible.

That's the point of an achievement right?

no.

Then we should make achievements things like "Turn on your PS3" or "Log into your character". I think it's stupid to have menial achievements. They should mean something to those that achieve them and inspire awe to those that haven't.

If I saw someone had the "Run the game at 30 FPS" achievement I'd be jealous enough to find out where they live and steal their PS3.

Achievements aren't meant to be impossible, but require skill.

kind of sad i had to say that to you of all people.

achievements aren't meant to be impossible, but require skill.

kind of sad i had to say that to you of all people.

I'm obviously trolling, dude. Achievements are inherently meaningless anyway. I was making a quip at CCP's poor optimization of this game.

I got to thinking, "If Dust had PSN achievements, what would they be?" The following are the results of my sleep derived mind. Feel free to add your own. I couldn't think of any achievements for Zatara and SMB Any help?

I Am Blueberry, Hear Me Roar!
Fall to your death from the MCC.

Educate The Heathen
Kill a Minmatar player, wearing a Minmatar dropsuit, with a ScR.

Pant, Pant, Wheeze, Wheeze
Sprint 1,500m in a sentinel dropsuit.

Freedom Tickle
Kill a Caldari player, wearing a Caldari dropsuit, with a shotgun.

@$!& That Guy In Particular
Use an orbital to only kill one player who has earned 2,000 WPs or more.

Stop Dying, That's an Order!
Needle the same player, in the same dropsuit, three times in one match.

It's Deliciously Addictive!
Earn a 10 kill streak while wearing a 'Quafe' dropsuit or wielding a 'Quafe' weapon.

Front Towards Enemy
Earn 4 kills with a single remote explosive.

Crazy Taxi Driver
Pick up a teammate with an LAV, then earn a roadkill while the teammate is still a passenger.

You know, I'm Not Even Mad
Be killed by a plasma cannon from over 150m away.

The Money Shot
Earn a headshot with the last round in a bolt pistol from less than 10m away.

I'm Hacking Their Mainframe!
Successfully hack five installations or objectives in one match, with the same dropsuit.

Corporate Top-down Seamless Analytic Downsizing Synergy
Kill a Gallente player, wearing a Gallente dropsuit, with a rail rifle.

Holey Preacher
Kill an Amarr player, wearing an Amarr dropsuit, with a combat rifle.

Crit Confirmed
Earn headshots with at least three different weapons during the same match.

Bring Great Dishonor
Kill a member of Nyain San when he is not wearing a prototype dropsuit.

My Uplinks Bring All The Boys To The Yard
Have 30 mercenaries spawn from your uplinks in one match.

My Face To Your Fist Style
Get killed by a player's melee strike after you just struck him.

Time Out Guys, My Gun Broke
Be killed while your HMG has seized from overheating.

Press F To Pay Respects
Repeatedly crotch, then stand, while standing over a dead enemy's face.

Platinum Award
Get a kill with the Assault Swarm Launcher

Platinum Award
Get a kill with the Assault Swarm Launcher

Looks like I'll be getting a head start.

https://imgur.com/gallery/renxCcu

First dust would have to not be free2play, never seen a free2play with them.

There are plenty of f2p with trophies, hell even ps home has trophies, none have platinum though.

That being said, unless there is a platinum trophy, I wouldn't even bother going through hell to get these.

damn, guess I am wrong. personally never seen myself , I wouldn't consider ps home as a free game though. It's part of the system you bought from Sony, so it's paid in a way. Seen plenty with trophies for a dollar , but never free... know any off top of your head, I like hunting trophies lol..and if it's free I want it

I only have 3 platinum trophies sadly.. and even sadder , they are all for final fantasy games haha